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engrish funny west university

Men’s knitted collegiate
Men’s bottoms athletic
Knitten men’s bottom
West vergina university
Men’s bottom’s

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  1. Uverworld says:

    First?

    • Exiled says:

      West Virginia (en-us-West Virginia.ogg /ˌwɛst vərˈdʒɪnjə/ (help·info)) is a state in the Appalachian and Mid-Atlantic regions of the United States, bordered by Virginia to the southeast, Kentucky to the southwest, Ohio to the northwest, and Pennsylvania and Maryland to the northeast. The capital and largest city is Charleston.

      West Virginia became a state following the Wheeling Conventions, breaking away from Virginia during the American Civil War. The new state was admitted to the Union on June 20, 1863, and was a key Civil War border state. West Virginia was the only state to form by seceding from a Confederate state, and was one of only two states formed during the American Civil War (the other one being Nevada, which separated from Utah Territory).

      The Census Bureau considers West Virginia part of the South, as most of the state is south of the Mason-Dixon Line. The northern panhandle, however, extends adjacent to Pennsylvania and Ohio with the West Virginia cities of Wheeling and Weirton being just across the border from the Pittsburgh metropolitan area, while Bluefield is less than 70 miles from North Carolina and Harper’s Ferry is considered to be a part of the Washington metropolitan area. The unique position of West Virginia means that it is often included in a wide variety of geographical regions, including the Upland South, the Southeastern United States, and even the Northeastern United States. Notably, it is the only state which entirely lies within the area served by the Appalachian Regional Commission, which is a common definition of “Appalachia”.[4]

      The state is noted for its mountains and diverse topography, its historically significant logging and coal mining industries, and its political and labor history. It is one of the most densely karstic areas in the world, making it a choice area for recreational caving, and scientific research. The karst lands contribute to much of the state’s cool trout waters. It is also known for a wide range of outdoor recreational opportunities, including skiing, whitewater rafting, fishing, hiking, mountain biking, and hunting.

      • jinxed says:

        Argh quit spamming, your worse than that firster because your taking up more of the page D:<

      • JohnB says:

        Having lived there for 15 years, I can testify that it is a place of great natural beauty and d@mned few jobs. Which explains how I came to return to Kentucky…

      • bluejade says:

        I not an absence of reference to “mountaintop removal” mining practice. I guess their saving it for a surprise when you go looking for one of those trout streams.

        • JohnB says:

          Actually, you see quite a bit less strip mining than you used to, largely because most of the good strip mine sites played out decades ago. There’s still a lot of underground mining, and they do the occasional mountaintop removal, although they finally decided that when this is done, the mountaintop must be returned to its original contours, more or less, and not just left flat. However, in my numerous letters to legislators, I tried to get them to understand that blasting away bedrock that has survived 300 million years of erosion and replacing it with loose dirt and rock is NOT putting the mountain back where it was; it’s simply setting the stage for some spectacular mudslides and avalanches. I was, of course, unsuccessful in changing any minds. But it is still a state with very abundant and spectacular natural beauty. The last place I lived was in Pendleton County, which had the most gorgeous natural scenery I have seen anywhere I have ever been.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Firsters can kiss my knitted white bottom!

  2. Droll not Troll says:

    West vergina?? Is that what all the gay men call their @nus now?

  3. Exiled says:

    I know it’s supposed to be JohnB or one of the regulars that handles “Firsters” but it felt appropriate at the moment.

    • Droll not Troll says:

      Good job! Anyone can play, not just the regulars. I was off searching for a humorous reply about men’s posteriors, but having no luck. JohnB is probably sleeping right now.

  4. paws4thot says:

    “Men’s Bottom’s” – Ok, just what do our bottoms own? In my case, about 4lb of excess flab (most of it is on my tummy).

  5. lexan B says:

    Ah just don’t see nuthin’ wrong heah. “long as these heah ain’t those explodin types o’ short britches.

  6. JohnB says:

    The state motto for West Vergina is, “Montani semper liberi,” which I believe translates as, “We give it away.”

  7. lexan D says:

    Men’s knitted collegiate
    Men’s bottoms athletic
    Knitten men’s bottom
    West vergina university
    Men’s bottom’s

    Love that there knitten’

  8. la conejita says:

    Hey if there’s a song dedicated to
    “Fat Bottom Girls” which makes the world go round and round,

    I don’t see why a box can’t be dedicated to fat bottom men.

  9. G. James says:

    The things you have to do to get around corporate profanity filters.

  10. dr handle says:

    Men’s bottoms, athletic. I would like to order one of these for my husband, please. I’ll give it to him for a birthday present. I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to upgrade the current one.

  11. skw says:

    Hey I go there! Or rather, to West Virginia University.

  12. GoneWithTheWendell says:

    No tops in WV? boooooring.

    • naleta says:

      And here I thought that seeing all the topless folks would be another reason to visit WV, along with seeing all the other lovely scenery. ;)


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