I Lick and Take it
Just leave my fingers out of it.
Submitted by: Umbrav via Engrish Funny Submissions
The front of the T-shirt had two puppies on it. Taken at Hiroshima, Japan.
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First!
FIRST, or For Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology, is an organization founded by inventor Dean Kamen and Woodie Flowers in 1989 in order to develop ways to inspire students in engineering and technology fields. The organization is the foundation for the FIRST Robotics Competition, FIRST LEGO League, Junior FIRST LEGO League, and FIRST Tech Challenge competitions.
FIRST also operates FIRST Place, a research facility at FIRST Headquarters in Manchester, New Hampshire where it holds educational programs and day camps for students and teachers.
FIRST seeks to promote a philosophy of teamwork and collaboration among engineers and encourages competing teams to remain friendly, helping each other out when necessary. The term frequently applied to this ethos is “gracious professionalism,” a term coined by Woodie Flowers which supports respect towards one’s competitors and integrity in one’s actions.
The first program developed through FIRST was the FIRST Robotics Competition (FRC), which is designed to inspire high school students to become engineers by giving them real world experience working with professional engineers to develop a robot. The inaugural FIRST Robotics Competition was held in 1992 in the Manchester Memorial High School gymnasium.
I lick and take it
proof it XD
I am, Mr. Loner, a barrister from Nigeria who has been informed that you are a good, trustworthy, and Christian gentleman in whom I can place my utmost confidence. Therefore, if you merely wire the trifling sum of $2000 US to the address below, you will shortly receive all the proof you require of Naked Lindsay’s complete sincerity and forthrightitudedness.
I can see no down side!
I see that the esteemed Mr. Barnum has been giving Economics classes in Nigeria.
But seriously, what is up with that Lindsay? What IS that all about?
I’m hesitant to click on the link in her recent posting, not just because I have to be careful about inadvertently picking up malware, viruses, etc.
It’s spam. Like was true of another recent poster, if you click on the name you get a page of amateurish pics of a female in various states of semi-dress, apparently taken by the female herself with a hand-held camera; if you click on what is supposed to be the “next page,” you end up at a web site with a lascivious name that, of course, wants your credit card number before anything else can happen. Both she and the other commenter made fairly unremarkable comments here, but neither has ever responded to any direct queries, leading me to believe that these folks are paid to read blogs and post seemingly relevant but innocuous comments, and directed not to respond to any personal queries.
Did you say “PAID!!!??” You mean one CAN actually make money on the internet? I wouldn’t have to work for imaginary gum???
Bluejade, you should definitely go for it. You have all our support. At least you’ll be interactive with our comments unlike them.
Well, I don’t think bluejade would be inclined to take money from that website, since I think she (or they) have higher standards than to spam for an online secks site. But I do believe there is plenty of money to be made on the net, and my own long-range plans include a web site of my own, from which I hope to generate a little income.
Will it be called NAKED JOHN?
No, actually, I have already purchased the domain name, which will be mindhealing.org. I am in the process of developing a website and have sent in the applications for an LLC with the same name. My goal is to have it running by summer.
Good. Just let us know when it’s ready so we can visit.
With a link to NAKED JOHN, because laughter is the best medicine *giggle giggle, I so rude!*
Cool! I am hoping to re-shape my business with a web presence. Oddly, I feel better since the doors closed. Rent and assorted costs were so high it was impossible. I’ll be happy if I can keep it alive until a better business climate comes along.
I doubt there’s a viable market for me at an online sax site! The public isn’t ready…
I love you.
FTW, v000. I think I’ve seen a reference to one of these leagues, and didn’t realise FIRST was an acronym.
See, jinxed? The Ordinal Post Rule can actually be educational.
I was once a part of my high school first team. I was technically part of the programming team, but all I got to do was “scout”.
My inspiration has been stolen by the “Hello Kitty” bag!
That would definitely not be a t-shirt I would allow my daughter to wear!
or my son
just kidding i have no son ^_^
that I know of <.<
It sure would be fun hanging out in Japan explaining to young women what their shirts say. Oh, the blushes I’d see! And then the cops and cells and courtroom…
Sounds like my last trip there
Maybe this is like the old Timex ad?
For those who are unfamiliar the ad for the watch:
‘It takes a licking
and keeps on ticking.’
(offering a slightly different image for those who may need it)
Lick and take it? Just what men are looking for in a woman. I’ve seen some sluty girls, but none who were so direct to put this on a shirt.
Well, times are tough. You gotta do what you can to make yourself stand out from the crowd of qualified applicants.
Take it? Does that mean they will take my ‘Strohalme’ after they are done?
Complete honesty…or TMI. You decide.
There is a substantial overlap between the two categories, however.
You could make a Venn diagram over on GraphJam.
I could? Venn?
I would do it myself, but they are sort of mean over there.
Well, they probably get a little crabby from jamming all those graphs.
Especially when you consider WHERE they’re jamming them!
Anytime after I clonk you. *clonk*
Well, it wasn’t Engrish.
Datingservices are so yesterday this is the future and we just put those ads on our shirts
Maybe she’s just really flirtatious
Now THERE’S an understatement!
…I got nothing, it’s to easy. Brain… overloaded… with comments.
eeew the hell-o kitty bag made it worse.
Anybody got some mindbleach, please… anyone?
Sorry. It was supposed to be another o there but it ran away with my shift key
You think that’s bad, have you heard of the Hello Kitty *ahem* shoulder massagers?
She’s talking about ice cream, obviously. Isn’t she? Isn’t she?
“No no,” says the penguin. “It’s just ice cream!” For the benefit of those who haven’t heard that one:
A penguin is driving through Arizona (as they do) on a hot summer’s day when he notices his oil light is on. He gets out of the car and, sure enough, it’s leaking oil all over the road. The penguin drives around the corner to a service station and asks the mechanic to take a look at it.
The mechanic says he has a few others to look at first but if the penguin comes back in an hour he can tell him what is wrong with his car. The penguin agrees and goes for a walk.
He finds an ice cream shop and thinks a big bowl of vanilla ice cream will really hit the spot since he’s a penguin and it’s Arizona in the summer, after all. He sits down at the counter and starts in on his ice cream.
Of course he has no hands so it is rather messy. By the time he is done he has ice cream all over his flippers and his mouth-a total mess.
He walks back to the service station and says to the mechanic, “Did you find out what is wrong with my car?”
The mechanic replies, “It looks like you’ve blown a seal.”
“No no,” says the penguin. “It’s just ice cream!”
ROFL
I’m sure some International Standards of Taste were just violated.
Hip hip, hooray!
Hip hip, hooray!
Hip hip, HOORAYYYYY!
Anybody else have any standards they’d like to see violated?
No, but I know a couple of people I’d like to violate.
No meaning at all.. Sh’es just wearing it so that people will comment that she rocks!
FRIENDS!! with sharpies.
I think I’m in love.
Maybe she’s a LINT LICKER! Oops, is that considered a bad word.
Wouldn’t you LOVE to have been at the rehearsals? Everybody ROFL!
And when watching this commercial you can’t help to think:
What the French Toast?
I want that girl so bad!
inspiration returned.
I’d be more interested in whether or not there are puppies in the front of that shirt than in whether or not there are puppies printed on the front of it!
The good news: There are puppies in the front of that shirt.
The bad news: They’re dachshunds.
You mean wiener dogs!
*clonks bluejade*
must…. meet…. this…. girl
This is definitely an anti- litter campaign. Japanese people love lollipops and Popsicles. The problem is, soon after the sweet treats were introduced into the country, sticks and wrappers began to bury the landscape.
Give her a break, she’s just trying to spread public awareness of the problem.
That’s a T-shirt fail, not Engrish.
If the t-shirt failed, she’d be standing there topless!
Which would eliminate all the males from this site because they wouldn’t be able to type. Their fingers would be numb due to the blood rushing from fingers to…uh, straws.
Well, she has her back to the camera, so I doubt many males would feel quite so, uh, strawy.
Except for the men with a back fetish.
In fact, I have a friend who is highly excitado at the sight of a woman’s bare back. Me, I’d prefer she turned around.
John,
Is it a friend or a client? Or maybe he’s a client that you know consider as a friend.
A back fetish is weird, but we all know there are weirder(some of which I don’t want to think about). Can they be cured, or they just learn to live with it?
That’s a friend. It’s not really a fetish, just one part he happens to be particularly fond of. For me, there are no parts of a woman that I am not particularly fond of! I love ‘em all.