Comments on: Don’t be an oct-tease

By: Zoe

Zoe — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 06:33:22 +0000

This reminds me of a story my mother once told me. She was in her local library, and she heard a small boy ask:
‘Mummy, where does the octopus keep his testicles?’
The boy’s mother corrected him, saying:
‘You mean TENTACLES. The testicles are the two balls on either side of your penis’.

LOL!

By: Thalia

Thalia — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:54:10 +0000

I hate it when adults look down on teenagers.

By: Thalia

Thalia — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:52:11 +0000

Our avatars look similar. Just saying.

By: Thalia

Thalia — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:48:20 +0000

My asleep what?

The logic part shuts down… That explains my dreams.

By: Katie

Katie — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 21:19:14 +0000

This is at the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I have a picture next to it pretending to flash the octopus lol

By: thekealshow

thekealshow — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 01:34:28 +0000

[quote="jinxed"]‘Fun Fact’

When you go to sleep, you can’t see. The optical and logic side of your brain shuts down. So no bright lights are going to wake you up if your asleep.[/quote]

If I fall asleep with my eyes open, any moving objects from reality actually within my vision field just interweave into my dreamworld version of anything not moving.

Real world objects have a slight blended motion and temporal skipping effect along with their perceived spacial versus temporal skew being approximately two thirds less rate of motion than that of anything of-which is fabricated within my dream state.

I have a hunch that the nature of the temporal skipping involved is simply due to the skew between real world and dreamworld becoming too great.

By: Phitties

Phitties — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:38:21 +0000

This is from the Galveston Aquarium in Galveston Texas USA.

By: LOLing

LOLing — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:08:58 +0000

Please people, don’t make fun of this earnest sign. This is obviously an attempt to put an end to the dreaded Tentacle Rape! This hardworking sign is just trying to remove temptations for the poor octopus. The poor thing probably came from Japan. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

By: Chloe

Chloe — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:14:16 +0000

haha i saw that and my friend was like, chloe read the sign!!!!!!

By: Ya Mam!

Ya Mam! — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:47:02 +0000

*looks for the nearest octopus*

By: isawtheflashtheoctosaign

isawtheflashtheoctosaign — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:59:57 +0000

i just teh monteray aquarium post. i forgot i went there when i went to san fran and san diego

By: isawtheflashtheoctosaign

isawtheflashtheoctosaign — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:57:10 +0000

and the penis thing is a piece of fake coral

By: isawtheflashtheoctosaign

isawtheflashtheoctosaign — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:55:52 +0000

i have actually been here. its in either san fransico san diego or pheonix aquariums. i went to all three over summer

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 13:11:40 +0000

Only for major infringements.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 22:58:16 +0000

The hypothetical situation is if one gets invented.

And if one gets invented I said IT WILL have a fishy smell. It won’t hypothetically have a fishy smell, but it WILL definitely have one.

By: Lila

Lila — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 20:24:42 +0000

Aquarium WIN!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:32:50 +0000

You may well “just happen,” but who else does, too?

By: jinxed

jinxed — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:12:05 +0000

Can it get it?

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:32:04 +0000

What if he’s only achieved the rank of private? No punishment?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 14:02:35 +0000

Car and I both fine; I realised I couldn’t drive 40 miles over that stuff, so didn’t try!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:57:25 +0000

Or possibly “don’t reprogram the octopus”? It’s quite happy running Squid v1.1.1!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:53:00 +0000

Don’t mess with its bits!

By: 408

408 — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:05:37 +0000

i spent so much time as a kid trying to find where that damned whale was kept..

By: Atilla

Atilla — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 08:55:00 +0000

First thing that came to my mind was “don’t program the octopus”. Such a nerd I am…

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:24:48 +0000

By: OD

OD — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 03:44:08 +0000

is it me or does it look like there is a penis in the tank

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:29:14 +0000

Unless you are an informed, consenting, of-age octopus who is with a similarly qualified partner, in which case what a pair of intimately acquainted octopi get up to in their private lives is really not anyone else’s business.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:27:41 +0000

I’m a toilet shark – I don’t “sleep” the same way that humans do, my brain just kind of goes into a sort of shut-down mode, and I just circle the bowl very slowly. This is an evolutionary trait developed by toilet sharks, in case someone gets a bad case of the food guilts in the middle of the night and decides to empty that entire tub of triple-choc ice-cream they bought on the way home from work into the loo – I can instantly be “awake” again to scavenge the ice cream.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:07:09 +0000

There is this great word used for hypothetical situations….its called WOULD.

By: jinxed

jinxed — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:05:47 +0000

‘Fun Fact’

When you go to sleep, you can’t see. The optical and logic side of your brain shuts down. So no bright lights are going to wake you up if your asleep.

By: Fanboy Wife

Fanboy Wife — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:45:52 +0000

The octopus is such a prude!

By: the cat

the cat — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 10:25:30 +0000

Says you.

By: toilet shark

toilet shark — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 23:01:09 +0000

Hey, enough with the bright lights, I’m trying to sleep down here!

By: latzakw

latzakw — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:42:01 +0000

DR OCTACANAPUS!!!!!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAA!!!!

By: jinxed

jinxed — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:27:01 +0000

I’d rather not flash my art class, especially since we *just happen too* meet in a aquarium next time…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 05:56:43 +0000

Because the octopus believes in corporal punnishment.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 05:54:33 +0000

You don’t need tentacles around your testicles.

By: silencer07

silencer07 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 00:40:45 +0000

*Helps KinkyTom but instead mistakenly flashed the toilet*

By: transistor09

transistor09 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:38:23 +0000

I can’t punch worst jerks, so what does it make me then?

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:08:52 +0000

No, no, not a person. Art as in painting, sculpture, poetry, music, culture….
If you want to appreciate it in…ummm…so unique ways, I guess that would be your own creative expression.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:56:12 +0000

Who’s Art?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:54:48 +0000

Ohai!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:10:56 +0000

…but you should expose yourself to art.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:23:18 +0000

Are you a jer-um…I mean….uh…….lady?

By: transistor09

transistor09 — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:07:11 +0000

Ladies are worst kind of jerks…

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:21:34 +0000

Whenever one gets invented, IT WILL have a fishy smell.

By: bodo

bodo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 20:10:40 +0000

So you’re saying you’re encouragable?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:26:33 +0000

WILL? IS THERE ONE NOW?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:12:00 +0000

I’m sure it will.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 18:51:58 +0000

That lady was a jerk!