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Do what now?
*Sigh*
How do you make a mistake like that when “L” is halfway across the keyboard from “R?”
Easy, when you don’t have it in your language:)
not everyone uses a qwerty style keyboard.
It is clear that the confusion of L and R by Asians has to do with the sounds in the language, and not their proximity on any keyboard. If it were proximity on the keyboard, English speakers would be just as prone to doing it as Asians, and it wouldn’t occur in spoken language, where it certainly does.
Do not drink and derive. Obviously a caterer that does higher math.
Maybe this guy is doing derivery.
Ahh, his algebraic and geometric skills are apparently good, but can he handle integral and differential calculus? How about parametric and non-parametric statistics? Next time you hire a caterer, make sure he passes the quantitative pretest.
He provides co-efficient service.
I heard his service is variable.
Drat, someone beat me to the calculus reference. *sulks*
It’s ok. *gives Dr. H a happy*
Maybe she would like some inter-grated cheese on it?
*Inte-grated*
Grrrrrrrr *keeps sulking*
Awwww…it’s OK! BAD DnT!! BAD! Don’t make her feel worse by adding to her misery!
What is he deriving from?
You mean “where” is he deriving from.
From the deriver’s seat. I hope he’s not sitting over the differential.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *clonk*
No, YOU mean “From where is he deriving?” :p
All together now, we shall sing Hymn #332, “Shall We Gather At Derivery.”
And if you want to gather at Derivery, get on Debussy.
JohnB, DPH fairy is probably snoozing at this hour, but oh, I want to be a fly on the wall when she gets here!
Oh, I look forward to it as well. That second one might have raised the bar for true dreadfulness.
Brother John, we long ago lost sight of The Bar Of Pun Dreadfulness on this site, as it vanished into the sky, and probably into orbit, long ago. “Get on Debussy”, indeed.
Hey, I’m an old alkie, so I never lose sight of the bar!
Good one, JohnB!!
They better deriver as well as they say they do.
I’m sure their deriver is just fine. He’s a professional, after all.
This is why you don’t ask someone to type what you’re saying unless they understand your accent.
Why in the name of all things cheezy would someone pay $15.00 for derivery?!
It’s a minimum order amount. You’d have to buy 15 bucks worth of food to qualify for free derivery.
…………k.
Because doing derivery will calculate your rate?
If you want Chinese takeout, pizza, and beer delivered by water taxi while you are on a tug pushing barges, you need derivery.
They might charge for shipping as well.
Ah, don’t worry. They say they’ll derivery in one hour or it’s freey.
♪ Take me to the river, drop me in the water ♪
If we’re Talking Heads, I don’t want a derivery.
HAH! THe place right up the street from me says that.
sounds like grandma tried to sound it out again