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No making out with the elevator!….Or should I say: NO UP AND DOWNING!
So is making in all right?
Yes, just NO up and downing!
I’m sorry, but an elevator that does no up and downing is called a closet.
Well, you better ‘closet’ before you let all the heat out! Brrrrr!
*clonks*
Only Dr. Handle can clonk me.
I’m clonking you on her behalf.
That just won’t do. He’s obsessed with getting Dr. Handle to clonk him. I’ve told him he needs to work on achieving true dreadfulness so that he is truly clonkworthy.
Was it clonkable dr. Handle?
Not really – if there’d been a full length window showing a wintry snowy day outside, maybe. Do not strive so hard after perfection, my son. (Sorry, been watching Brother Cadfael divvuds – channelling Abbot Rodolphus).
But I referenced an earlier comment about ……. Letting the cold out ….. Or something like that ……
I’ve got some of those just now.
snow it isn’t
Don’t kiss whom?! *begins smooching indiscriminately*
I didn’t know if it was day or night
I started kissing everything in sight
But when I kissed the cop at 24th and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
She jumped up, turned around, gave me a wink,
She said “I’ll mix it up right over here in the sink”
It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink,
I held my nose,
I closed my eyes,
I took a drink!!
Great song.
Yeesh….I have to put up with my mom doing it, now YOU?! *wipes cheek*
Hey, I wouldn’t presume that bluejade’s kiss was on the cheek, or that you wouldn’t like it!
…. I didn’t specify what kind of cheek…….anyways, it could have been the non-female blueJade, and that would be creepy!
Left, upper. Sorry about the whiskers!
….
[returns smooch with cuddles, enthusiasm and interest]
Um….you know that was the….guy blueJade?
Is there a guy bluejade? Introduce us!
John,
Get in here.
*head asplodes*
SS is talking about you…
Yeah….I thought you said whiskers……..like beard…..
Unless, she’s a cat.
Meow?
Eh, it’s just playing hard to get!
Funny–the Chinese just says something like “Please keep your distance”.
So then I suppose blowing a kiss would be okay.
That’s a lot more polite than what I would say.
GTFO of my face you horseshoe-crap-of-a-person!
In Chinese/China, people say “kiss” to mean some sort of light contact. Like if two cars side-swipe, they’d say the cars “kissed”.
So they mean keep away. 请保持距离。Please maintain distance.
THAT’S why we don’t do it in the road!
Yes, the cars are a distraction.
What if our house is in the middle of the street?
Well that would be Madness.
madness? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
The cold and snow around here is also a deterrent.
Frostbite on tender parts might hurt.
I wasn’t planning on kissing the sign anyways. I’m short so in order for me to kiss it, I would need a ladder and don’t want to go through the trouble of finding one.
*hands la conejita a ladder*
Shadow, that’s nice of you, but that was my polite way of saying that I don’t want to kiss the sign.
Ok….fine, BE THAT WAY! *runs away crying*
*Grabs ladder, climbs up and kisses sign. Comes back down.*
There, happy?
O.O YES I AM HAPPY NOW! You’re my bestest friend now!
*gives la conejita a hug*
*gives Shadow a hug, looks at the time, says goodbye and leaves*
That’s strange, you seem to have grown overnight.
My height is not as tall as you imagine. So I had to grow up a different way.
Don’t kiss me – you don’t know where I’ve been.
…..Canada?
Worse. Carlisle.
Is that even a place?
Not really – more of a hole.
Well, I certainly won’t try to kiss you on the Carlyle, then.
Sheesh! *Carlisle* I’m typing phonetically today!
Heheh….who’s hole do you live in?
Is it contagious?
Jeez, I hope not – I only stayed there a couple of nights, I can’t possibly have caught it in such a short stay, can I?
Oh yes you can! Uh oh.
Halp!
Embrasse-moi.
No. You have too much “brass” already.
♫ Don’t do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign? ♫
OMG thank you. I haven’t heard that song in sooo long.
My girlfriend is an elevator. She doesn’t have a sign that says “Don’t Kiss Me!” so it’s all good.
Be careful she’s not just going to take you for a ride and dump you off.
I’m afraid that happens every day.
The ups and downs of a relationship.
Otis a far, far better thing I do….
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHH! *clonk*
I bet you know how to push her buttons… *runs from the DPH fairy*
STOP IT! STOP IT! *clonk* NO UP AND DOWN PUNNING!
That had nothing to do with secks though…..
Does she like it when you pour the lub on her? *gets in car and drives away laughing*
So when you and your ‘girlfriend’ … ‘do it’ …. are you on the top or the bottom? I guess it depends on which floor you are on..*drives away from the DPH fairy*
ugh! i’m not in a best mood fo’ jiggy~!
No up and down? Okay, how about left and right?
That sounds…..painful.
Sounds to me a lot like marching.
On hot rocks….
How ’bout pop rocks?
While it’s raining..?
chinese reads: Please keep your distance.
Certainly someone was paid to take a piss at the sign, which worked surprisingly well. At least the elevator won’t be smeared with lipstick.