Dangerous to strink to the border
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I already strunk to the border once, so I don’t see why this would be any more dangerous.
la conejita is very small now!
My other avatar had a big head with huge eyes. I wanted to go with a smaller head and I got to put on some bunny ears.
How do ya change the picture?
gravatar.com
Add pic with your e-mail address, it logs on to WordPress, it changes your pic eventually.
I actually liked the previous one better, but it’s a matter of taste.
Well thanks. I might consider going back to my Big Head avatar. I’ll see how I feel with this one.
The new one suits you, too, but the old one stood out more. Maybe it’s the settings I’m using, but these avatars are really tiny.
I think either is quite cute, but then I’m an ugly frowning yellow square, so consider the source!
Your (avatar) is not as fine as you imagine…
I’ve been lucky, my avatar depicts quite accurately the expression of perplexity that I am usually to be found wearing during working hours.
I think your avatar is perfect for Toilet Shark because of the teeth.
Yeah, but my eyebrows don’t look like that. In fact, I’m not sure if I have eyebrows; these lateral set eyes make it damned difficult to look into the mirror of a morning. Still, it could be worse, I could be a hammerhead.
Dude! They have 360, and they can swim!! How could that be worse?? I get vertigo if I kayak at night.
I hope the meant drink because I think I could prove that sign wrong
just don’t strink too much or you may wake up with out any money
I think they meant to say “slink.” They want you to hold your head up and look the Border Patrol in the eye, or they may overreact.
The word “geziyolu” is Turkish, so am I but still no idea what that sign means. “Geziyolu” is something like “tour path”.
“…so am I but still…” Are you calling yourself a ‘butt still’? What is that?
Yes, I’m a butt still.
Good for you. My kids can never keep their butts still. Not even when they’re asleep.
I don’t care how much you refine your butt, I’m not drinking anything that comes out of a butt still.
…….butt still my heart……
Beware of myocardial infartion!
*clonk*
What’s that smell?
Love is in the air- the love of beans.
Smells like victory!
When you ferment a butt of butt, you extract the essence and concentrate it with a butt still. It is the flavor used for butt cake and such.
Is it used to make the butt of jokes?
Butt of course, dahling.
And butt welds?
Butt welds fail, or else you wouldn’t ever see butt cracks.
That’s caused by a lack of penetration. Use plenty of KY flux.
I think whether or not you see butt cracks is something that depends on your day to day situations..
Yea, if you’re working with plumbers or hiring them..then you do get many of that.
Yea? Was htat a typo or something? Or did you mean to say it like that?
I left my HHH’s at the Philipine menu.
Don’t hou mean hi took themh?
Yea, verily, thou speakest the truth anent ye workmen.
Tell me how to strink and I’ll do it! I LOVE living dangerously*plays with loaded revolver*
Just don’t play russian roulette, unless your chuck norris
If you’re Chuck Norris, play to win.
LOL! Had to think about that one…
Chuck norris always wins, why would he need to play to win?
Win at russian roulette? Think about it…
Yes! I’ve been here. It’s at a waterfall in Turkey. I believe the conclusion of the group I was with is that one out not swim, stray, or drink from the falls.
…and this is why, people, this is why I’m always faffing on about Using Protection; strinking is DANGEROUS, so don’t forget your tinfoil hat.
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There was a time when we were selling them for $0 and they still weren’t selling. So good luck with that.
Ummmm….well……BUY ONE WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES, AND YOU GET A FREE ‘la conejita’ WITH YOUR ORDER!
There’s only one of me. So that won’t work. Maybe you can offer a free Bluejade with the order.
As an irregular member of the blueJade Collective, I can state that I will certainly not go anywhere for free.
How about in exchange for some fiber?
What kind of fiber?
Fiber ONE.
How about giving him Bran?
We need to do something about that irregularity. We don’t any bluejade to suffer.
Hang on to our hands if you don’t want to go with SS!
Sorry, you already sold out. I bought the only one they had! YOU ARE MINE!
WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GET SOME ETERNAL REST HERE, BUT HERE WE HAVE RANK AMATEURS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE SELLING GAME, AND IT HAS ME TURNING OVER IN MY GRAVE! SHADOW SPLICER, YOU DIDN’T REALIZE ONE OF THE PRIME RULES OF SELLING: THAT YOU CAN’T DIP INTO YOUR OWN INVENTORY! YOU THINK I GOT RICH SITTING ON CASES OF OXY-CLEAN?? SO SINCE YOU WERE THE ONE THAT OFFERED THE FREE “LA CONEJITA,” YOU CAN ONLY SELL IT, NOT BUY IT. AND I JUST BOUGHT ONE, AND WILL NOW RETURN LA CONEJITA TO HERSELF. NOW, CAN I GET SOME REST???
NO YOU CAN NOT!
Way to pitch it, billy mays.
How much for a pHHHar-kwu and a phuckHHHitol?
Hey, you know Billy doesn’t sell those brands but I do. You know I think you wouldn’t need those things if you’d just buy my Slap Chop. It can break anything into small, manageable pieces. And I tell you, you’re gonna love my nuts! But we can probably set you up for an inside deal for a can of pHHHar-kwu and a bottle of phuckHHHitol for $18.98. But order now, ’cause we can’t do this all day!
Vinny, my cousin tells me yous got a couple of cases, fell off da back of da truck. How about yous throw in a little something extra and we got a deal.
thisofferisvoidwhereeverfraudisprohibitedbylaw.
Oh, I see. In that case meet me at the arctic circle at midnight.
Thank you for returning me to myself.
ANY TIME! AND HEY, WHEN YOU HAPPEN TO CROSS OVER, BE SURE TO DROP IN AND SAY HI! AND BE SURE TO BRING YOUR HEREAFTERCARD!!
I’ll stop by after death, but please don’t try to sell me any Oxyclean. I am really hoping I don’t have to do laundry in the afterlife.
WELL, THAT KINDA DEPENDS ON WHICH DIRECTION YOU HEAD, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
Oh, I’ll be headed up. No doubt about it.
Way to keep your spirits up la conejita
Good girls go to heaven.
Only to find the bad girls have already been there.
Nobody can own a bluejade, SS, none of us. Not even us.
Since the universe is one seamless, undivided whole, all individual identity is ultimately illusory. The person behind my avatar is just another avatar. A little more animated and lifelike, but an avatar nonetheless.
And Avatar is the name of a new movie as well.
I never said that. la conejita said that! She was trying to give one of you away!
No. I wasn’t trying to give one of them away. I was trying to save myself from being given away. I just mentioned that they were more than me so it might work better for business.
Strink. A good description of when I get overly tired and find it hard to think and string thoughts together.
It’s a Meaning of Liff moment! What is the meaning of “strink”?
- strink (v.i.) to run an object, such as a stick, along the palings of a fence, in order to make a noise. “The schoolchildren drive me insane with their incessant strinking every morning”.
- strink (v.t.) to attempt to save a drink from spillage whilst stumbling and trying not to fall over, but in the end to fail on either count “He’s strinked his last two beers, I think he’s had enough.”
I guess either could work if the patrol was really strict.
I think it means stinking and drinking at the same time.
You mean getting stinking drunk?
Or it could define the point in alcoholism when imbibing stopped being pleasureable, and so drinking stunk.
I think it’s a drinking person that smells awful. That happens, you know.
Oh, yes. I saw many, many alcoholics in my practice, before and after I became one, not to mention at meetings and in personal life. There are varying smells of the alcohol itself, over time and metabolism, not to mention the varying smells associated with hygiene or lack thereof, and the confounding smells of tobacco and/or marijuana. When I was a practicing drunk, I took a shower almost every chance I got (when I could stand long enough), poured on fountains of aftershave, and sucked breath mints and cough drops constantly, but people with sensitive noses weren’t fooled anyway.
At least you were making an effort!
Yes, I worked very hard at being a drunk. It’s not as easy as it looks!
I have a wino friend, he’s working very, very hard… at dying young. I give him another three years, maybe. I know a fair number of winos, but he’s the only one I would remotely consider a friend, and he’s bearable only in small doses.
Also, he’s recycled an amazing number of cans and bottles over the years. It is absolutely astounding how much trash he and his brethren have sent back into the system.
For a good part of my drinking career, I concealed a lot of my drinking from everyone, even my wife. The empties became a significant problem. I never forgot, no matter how snockered I got, where I hid the full bottles; but where I hid the empties sometimes got lost from my mind. They sometimes got found, which put a serious crimp in my stealth. But I got really good at hiding. Even when I finally gave it up, I still had a full bottle hidden in the house that my wife had never found. Early in sobriety I kept it there, which signified to me that I could get a drink any time I wanted, if I was home, but I wasn’t going to. But yes, it is a way of life that seriously compromises one’s longevity and health. I quit at age 36; there is no doubt in my mind that if I had not stopped I’d be long dead by now. Heavy drinking is toxic to almost every system in the body. I had a dear friend who had 10 years’ sobriety when I was fairly new, but he had already done such grievous harm to his cardiovascular system that he died of strokes at about my age. A little known fact, for example, is that large doses of alcohol tend to push LDL (bad) cholesterol and triglycerides way up, contributing to premature atherosclerosis. When I hit a treatment center in 1987, my total cholesterol was 320, which is very bad. After one month in treatment, where I ate a lot more than usual and got almost no exercise, but didn’t drink, it was down to 220. People know heavy drinking kills the liver, but they usually don’t know that it also destroys the pancreas, stomach, heart, blood vessels, nervous system, eyes, etc.
Wow. Usually I don’t read your long rambles, but this time I am glad I did! That was a very nice story. I am glad you stopped drinking, or else you wouldn’t be around to tell other people to stop drinking……. Wait… Is that a paradox? Shoot. Anyways, you know what I meant!
Thanks for the compliment. I know I can go on and on about some things, and sometimes it’s just a random set of observations that spew out of me when I’m fried, but I have had 56 years in which I have mostly kept my eyes open, and have had a very wide range of experiences, both in my personal and professional lives, that have taught me a lot, so sometimes I do really have something to say, and I don’t say that from ego, just from that deep well within me that has so much within it. Anyone who wants to read more of my metaphysical, spiritual, or recovery-oriented writings, check out my posts on Beliefnet, where I am known as RevJohn. You’ll find me mostly on the New Thought and Addiction/Recovery forums. (And no, I’m not selling anything except perhaps my ideas, and those are offered absolutely free of charge.)
Please don’t tell me you’re a cat on that forum.
No, my avatar there is a mandala of my own design.
The only effective effort would be quiting altogether.
Yes, and thanks to the grace of God and the assistance of many good people, I haven’t had a drink (or other intoxicating substance) since June 3, 1989.
What ’bout the interweb alcohol I serve you? Does that count?
No more than the drinking and drugging I still do in my dreams sometimes.
Hey, you do that? For awhile after I quit smoking, sometimes I would dream I was smoking! It was so realistic, when I woke up I would think I’d had a cigarette.
If I get drunk in dreams, I can wake up with a hangover. No kidding. Sometimes I wake up in the morning feeling like I’ve got a bad hangover, but I don’t remember drinking in my dreams. I finally figured out that I probably did get drunk in my sleep, but had a blackout!
That is amazing, thanks.
I’m not as thrunk as you stink I am.
Sir, you’re more convincing when you’re not talking.
heehee!
That sounds like a quote from somewhere. A google search turned up nothing, so it must be a quote from la conejita.
You’re not so thrunk you can’t check out google.
It’s a quote from me. Unless someone somewhere said something similar.
You said “I’m not as thrunk as you stink I am.”
I was going to say “You’re more convincing when you’re not stalking”
But thought that would confuse some people and they wouldn’t get it.
I NOT A STALKER!
Not even your potatoes? They stalk when you plant them.
BTW what were you trying to link to? It’s Youtube, but nothing specific.