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I’m guessing It hasn’t separated the man and the women yet
Must be a unisex toilet.
Genital Amen?
Awomen too, apparently.
Gentile Semen?
Jokes about juice now?
Oy vey! Didn’t see that coming.
Don’t joke about OJ. He’ll kill you.
And then demand his gloves back.
The ones that don’t fit.
his hands, that is.
MENTLEGEN.
Genitl Emenitl Emen
Squished together, it could possibly be “gentlemen” — who would never show their genitls.
I guess the Spy was drunk that day.
He stole the Demoman’s bottle.
I wanna look beyond the arrow.
If you want to look, then you’re not a gentleman.
You should have realized that, when you saw he had an arrow in his pocket, and he was glad to see you.
If he’s so glad to see me, why does he keep looking at his arrow?
No. I’m not touching it.
I wouldn’t either – his lovely is not as straight as he imagines.
Sorry, was just looking for Trouble.
I keep telling everyone not to let that cat out. But does anyone listen to me.. nooo…
If you’re looking for trouble,
You came to the right place.
Oh good, because all I usually see is Trouble’s hind end going around a corner.
ew trouble farts alot
ew is right.
Actually that cat DOES seem to have a lot of gas. He is not a big hit when friends come to visit. He’s friendly, affectionate and likes to jump up into other peoples’ laps…
I hope he stays off the lap of anyone who smokes! Singed fur……
…or someone eyebrows.
eh…someones
Eh…someone’s?
Let’s not talk about Someone. I don’t want to make him feel bad again.
I was gonna mention that…grrr.
Yes, lexan D. I think you owe us an apostrophe.
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I’ve ordered several dozen of them so I can give out extras.
That’s fine, but don’t get carried away like these people did!
unnecessaryquotes.com
I’m afraid many people get carried away with them even when they don’t pair them off.
because I’m emen
my middle name is Genitl….
This isn’t Engrish! It’s just a typo, well, two typos. What could possibly be funny about a sign telling you where to go for genital semen????
the female (I’m assuming it’s a female) has the shoulders of a football lineman
She’s obviously been taking extracts of genital semen. So this is not only directions, it’s an ad!
This is a site for women that want male excitation. They plug in a web based toy and receive stimulation from Emen.
By email?
Be careful when opening a big attachment.
Proper protection is always recommended.
make sure you have a big enough hard drive
nobody want to see a floppy disk
Don’t forget to upgrade your virus protection and wear your tinfoil hat.
It is never too big, too hard, or overdriven.
You guys are weird.
Ta for the compliment!!
emailed emale emen.
Is that some bizarre Latin conjugation or declension?
It’s a guy mantra.
From the Latin “emaleus”= internet persona.
e-Men, for when a real one becomes too much hassle: when you’ve had enough of them, you can upgrade, save them for later, or just uninstall.
+5 in. -$130
Sweet talker- $250
No hassle- priceless
Are you a woman that has tried it? Or the salesman?
Salesman.
Well, if what you’re selling is 5 inches, perhaps you should consider converting to metric…
In countries using the metric system, they’re measured in pubic centimeters.
I’m very impressed that you’ve developed meters for measuring pubic scent!
pubic scentimeters?
Interpherometers.
Centimeters are too small and meters are too large..
! Now wonder inches are used in such cases!
Hey, an inch is just a little more than two centimeters, so it’s not like the inch and the centimeter are on vastly different scales. And in between the centimeter and the meter you have the decimeter, just about four inches, again not vastly different from a foot. The big difference is with the metric system you don’t have to learn all the crazy equivalencies, like5280 feet in a mile, let alone converting from quarts into cubic inches or teaspoons into ounces. One of these days the US is going to have to wake up and realize that thinking metric makes solving a lot of real-world problems a whole lot easier. And since the rest of the world uses it, we place ourselves at a disadvantage by sticking to the old English system that even the English don’t use any more!
The metric system is generally easier to use, which makes me wonder why manufacturers want to sell us things in weird sizes, such as 420g cans, 1.125 litre bottles, and board at the hardware store in sizes like 90 x 120 cms. Timber cut to an even number of meters would be a special order!
Some people just love to complicate simplicity.
You people aren’t grasping the beauty and profanity of the organic old english measuring system. And yet you come here.
I spy a dissonance.
I certainly grasp the profanity of it, which is why it makes me utter profanities when I use it.
Its the rapping genitl… Emenen.
i love his song ’till i collapse’
mentlegen
Ahem.
Mentlegen?
Genital Semen?
Because there is no such thing as a true gentleman, Thank god for the E-men. XD
I think this was done on purpose by someone who wanted to get fired.