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Archive for December, 2009

What are you doing in my son’s bathroom?

Dec. 8, 2009

engrish funny oncoming generation

Masturbation Room of Oncoming Generation

Submitted by: Scott via Engrish Funny Submissions

Seen in Osaka, Japan

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Lolcats have invaded teh world!

Dec. 8, 2009

engrish funny clean area

Please keep teh area clean

Submitted by: Loni via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Diet? It’s small, isn’t it?

Dec. 8, 2009

engrish funny assorted drinks

Assorted Drinks
Red Bull, Cold Drinks, Soda, Fresh Lime Soda, Tonic Water, Mineral Water, Canned Juice, Diet C*ck

Any pirates?

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

From Agra, India

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Please let it be an iPod and not that piece of junk

Dec. 7, 2009

engrish funny mp3 prayer

Mp-3 Prayer
14.99

I found the instructions confusing.

Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions

Found at CASA Shop Almería (Spain)

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My parents didn’t use a condom

Dec. 7, 2009

engrish funny sorry unintentional

Sorry, I am unintentional
Funny toy

Kids love playing with a toilet!

Submitted by: ninja.skilz via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Talk to me after I’ve had a few tequilas

Dec. 7, 2009

engrish funny wine whiskey

JUNGLE
Wine/Whiskey
Jack & C*ck/Tequila Shot

Are they super?

Submitted by: sutekidane via Engrish Funny Submissions

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Kill It With Fire; Buy It With Money

Dec. 7, 2009

Welcome to a fresh week of limited edition t-shirts available from LOLMart Shirts.

kill it with fire shirt

Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.

Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!

Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

kill it with fire design

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