Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH THE WEEKEND ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
This shirt is about the eternal struggle of a man with a throwing star versus a man with a talking bird. Wait, no, that doesn’t sound right.
This shirt is for people who think on their own, for people who don’t just live within the confines of a red-state, or a blue-state, or a skull-and-crossbones-flag state. This shirt is for people who know that the eternal struggle between ninjas and pirates is not even a fair fight. This shirt is crafted specifically for people aware of the fact that one side strikes from the darkness, unseen, with, like, the power of the ancients or something, while the other side has a peg leg and a substance abuse problem.
It’s a fact, plain and simple. Ninja > Pirate. Oh, and: People Who Buy This Shirt > People Who Don’t.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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