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Archive for December, 2009

Finally my dog’s work gets the appreciation it deserves!

Dec. 6, 2009

engrish funny tourist center

Tourist Center
Garden with Curled Poo

Oh good! I’m starving!!

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That’s what I do when I’m working the pole

Dec. 5, 2009

engrish funny important cansult

IMPORTANT!
1. Atways cansult a physiclun befare embarking on any exercise plan.
2. Wear lonse fiuing clothes and dress in severul layers to keep warm. If you are too hor you always remave a top.
3. Always warm up before exercising. Allow at least 5 minutes and remember to inelude a stretching routinc.
4. Make sure your equipment is in good shape Before using it to work out. Ensure all bauds. Cables. Clips and screws are wel secured.
5. Drink plenty of ftuids afies exercising Carbohydrate drinks or water.

Why not just use an illustration?

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I’d be more concerned with the consequences of eating them …

Dec. 4, 2009

engrish funny brackfas burritos

BRACKFAS BURRITOS
.99

If you live

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You said that twice and it’s creeping me out

Dec. 4, 2009

engrish funny mind dog

True mind dog
The dog has nice body
bow wow
my favorite
bow wow
True Mind Dog
The dog has nice body

But is it comfortable?

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But I need to go up. Whatever shall I do?

Dec. 4, 2009

engrish funny go-down

Stairs for GO DOWN

And don’t forget the rules.

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Sign in Tokyo Tower in a stairwell.

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Collective labour, eh? Communist!!

Dec. 3, 2009

engrish funny been interested

ASKING
Employee cleaning m/a
(P/T)
Are you in search of a nice job and a very well salary
According to the collective labour agreement of cleaning
Then we in search of you
Have you been interested?
Let you register and we search for a suitable spot

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Found in the window of an employment agency in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

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I real(ly) want to see this movie!

Dec. 3, 2009

engrish funny chicken centipede

The indisputable chicken fill centipede!
Yellow(ly) opening the military shop in Foshan city awards on foot. and man that acknowledges student is more and more. Many. yellow life apprentice Ya Chasu newly seeks, and touches yellow(ly) to fly the tiger in the way

And I just got this terrific new DVD player

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