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Is that chocolate cake?
Butt Flavor? Ill pass thanks
Are there nuts on the cake? *snickers*
naahh it just tastes like ass.
The Adults, that is.
Not this one.
Same here.
Same here. Ew!
Yeah, I think I’ll just join you in the “could I have a cup of tea and a biscuit instead please?” corner.
How about some crumpets?
Tea and biscuits? Got it. Do you want any milf to go with that tea?
See you guys later. I’ve gotta go bake a cake!
Did you just invent a new euphemism?
Only if it catches on.i
That i isn’t supposed to be there.
No. You don’t want it watching you while you’re doing that.
Actually, I prefer Easter Butt Cake. Pastel colors, spring time ingredients, you know.
Don’t judge a cake by it’s icing.
If you get icing on an Easter cake, it must have been a long winter.
Well it is when you are baking at the North Pole.
I bet it probably tastes like crap.
With a sh!tty quality.
i guess its a deer standing in front of a santa head, but at first i thought that santa was a half crab half man.
Ha! I thought the same thing
Indeed, Butt-cakey!
I guess the name’s a working one, as santa’s butt is indeed in the cake. Unless the cake’s a lie, that is.
Someone,
Congratulations on not complaining that things are not Engrish recently.
Have I done that in the past then? I mean, it kinda sounds personal, as I see no one complaining about it, yet you specificly replied to me.
Yes, you have. Want a third opinion?
Yes, you have. Unless you are Someone else with Someone’s name.
I believe we’ve actually had several “someones” in the past, some of whom have capitalized the “S” and some who haven’t, with a few different avatars. So I’m not sure this Someone is that Someone, especially since I’ve noticed that Someone has been funny lately.
I know, I was noticing that he is actually making human contact. But if I remember correctly the trollish Someone is also a triangle and maybe even purple. I just thought he decided to stop his trollish behavior.
I think the other Someone’s triangle had a corner, not a side, on top.
Well,
I don’t know anymore. I hope I didn’t scare this Someone into leaving the site and stop comenting. I wasn’t rude or anything I just congratulated him for commenting.
I hope he comes back.
If not, I’m sure Someone else will.
“hmmm”
*reluctantly takes bite*
OH, THIS TASTE LIKE S……………….
Sucka!
Probably tastes like chocolate, if not s***
IS THAT A CELERY STRING?
Some people are just as$ kissers, now here’s the perfect Christmas gift for them.
I prefer chocolate icing.
The only cake you can literally pull out your a…………..
Be sure to bring a pack of Google for napkins.
It has plastic reindeer on it, does that designate that it is reindeer-flavoured? Oh, hang on, it also has Father Christmas’s head on it, so it could be flavoured with his head. Hey, maybe it’s a cake for zombies: brain-flavoured sponge, with reindeer jerky fondant icing!
Yum
It’s been made with the finest duck butter.
That would need a totally different kind of sprinkles.
I spy a pinasetta!
A what now? Googling “pinasetta” didn’t help at all.
Poinsettia, perhaps?
Don’t google your pinasetta in public!
Butt it needed wiping!!
Whatever you did that made it need wiping shouldn’t have been done in public, either!
Don’t be such a square.
Don’t be such a hexagon!
Bluejade wins on points.
I suspect the second set is going to end in a tie.
I never wear ties.
I will concede I have never seen the Dalai Lama in a tie.
The dalai lama is not competitive.
He is, now and zen.
Oops.
That’s OK. We can see you haven’t been yourself lately.
Nice link! Haven’t seen one of those before.
The jellyfish thing? Maybe the mods will ignore them, but then every one else will too.
Are you pulling an all-nighter?
Very cool jelly.
It’s an astounding concept.
Ohhhhh…perty colors!
@bluejade: Earlier in the night, I made some changes to the way my Mac works, and had a few hassles. Funny thing is, they seem to be gradually solving themselves. Apple software can be like that. A few extra re-starts or log-ins can do wonders.
So it was late for me, but I came here to relax & let the Mac sort itself out. (It worked!)
There’s absolutely no pulling involved, though.
Oh, and don’t forget to remove the link from under your name soon. The problem with this method is that we can’t tell if someone posted a new link, or just forgot to remove the old one.
Ah, all I did was put a cut & paste in the spot that said web-site… Is it going to follow me around forever?
No sh!t. Apparently.
You can’t just delete it? Now I’m afraid to try it!
Yes, it deletes. It’s a bit stubborn, though. I’ve deleted it more than once. It’s like the name change thing, it comes back to haunt you.
Judging from the cake on the right, is Santa’s butt cherry involved?
Mmmm. Tastes like rump roast.
This butt cake tastes like ass…
Butt you’re ‘ass’uming the worst!
WHY DID THAT NOT DESERVE A CLONK?! GRRRRRR!
WHY DON’T I EVER GET CLONKED FOR MY PUNS?!
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!
At puns, you are, as yet, a neophyte. Your puns are bad, but not dreadful. That quality will come with time, if your practice is steady, Grasshopper.
Ok.
Butt Cake is available at some of the finest establishments.
May now be ordered at the Poo Restaurant.
For a truly memorable experience you can take a tour of Lao Fancycrap Farms and see the mouth-watering ingredients freshly made before your eyes.
Don’t you mean the eye-watering ingredients freshly made before your….. er, no, not mouth.
I’ve heard that some people have a fetish with poop.
Mind bleach please.
I can testify, as a clinical psychologist who did more work in the area of human sexuality than most, that there is not an object, action, person, body part, condition, or creature upon this earth about which someone, somewhere, does not have a fetish.
That is scary. Don’t want to think about it. It is at this moment that I think I am glad I am not you, because I wouldn’t be able to handle getting all those details.
Clinical psychology is certainly not a field for everybody. It can be tough carrying around some of the things you find out. But it is also a privilege to see what people are really like under their facades, and to have a job where no matter how bad I feel at any given time, I am bound to talk to someone who makes my own troubles look easy.
After collecting 3 consecutive samples of my own poop to take to the pathology lab tomorrow, It’s hard to imagine why anyone would want to put poop in their mouth, or play with it.
Wish you well with that.
Eeek! I hope everything, um, comes out alright! Best of luck!!
I think everything did come out all right. All he needs to do is take it to the lab.
Thanks for your concern, ppl. Not expecting major problems. It’s only one of those regular tests that doctors like to run on us dinosaurs, to make sure we don’t have bowel cancer.
Oh good!! Arranging internet from a hospital bed could be a hassle.
I bet if you ran an ad you could find someone to collect your poop samples… at no charge.
I’m sure there are some amateur poop collectors out there, but I don’t like to think about what they might do with it!
I’m sure it’s not quite as good as what the pros can do with it.
I definitely won’t be letting any cons near it!
You could try the Elderly Self-Employed Chronically Ill American Health Plan, in which you don’t have insurance and have to pay for everything. When you’re already behind on payments to your doctor, it’s amazing how few tests they order! Of course, we did manage to get health insurance for my previously healthy daughter, but now when we need it, we find that it. unlike us, pays absolutely nothing. Nope, ain’t nothin’ wrong with the American health care system, Mr. Limbaugh!
Some days just the mere mention of that sad excuse for human being is enough to cast a pall on that part of the day.
Initially I was going to write and ask you not to mention him here, but then I realized this was on the post for butt cake.
I think that’s actually the meaning of the name.
One of the funniest things I’ve heard was on a radio show done by Harry Shearer. It was a call-in talk show hallucinated in Limbaugh’s brain while he was in rehab. He could not screen the calls…
Oh, that linky is the jellyfish. I was hoping you found that radio show.
I’ll see what I can do. It will take a little digging, and will probably be a podcast. Sorry about leaving that site up, I wasn’t paying attention.
Here, I tried another. The talk of health care has put this in my head.
Well that didn’t work! I’ll try again.
The irony is that Ms Jones probably isn’t badly affected by the corporate cannibals.
And, as you see, the sticky name thing has struck again!
My tests are being paid for by our government health system. It’s actually a government-run pathology service, but there are private ones. I suspect some doctors may abuse the system by ordering unnecessary tests.
Not all medical treatment is free here, BTW. I have insurance that covers a lot of things. The insurance companies seem to be pretty good here.
We get ripped off big time. There have only been a few times in my life I’ve been able to afford health insurance. (I’ve been self-employed most of my life.) Drug and insurance companies pretty much control the health care system, from what I can see. Cheap, useful stuff like chiropractic, dental care, therapy and acupuncture doesn’t swing any pipe. Americans have been fed a line of crap about what constitutes health care, and they believe it. We are pawns manipulated by money-making entities.
I have never been able, when I have been self-employed, to obtain health insurance that would take us (me and my wife), offered useful coverage, that we could afford. Never. This last time we applied they simply laughed at my wife’s application, offered to cover me for $800 a month as long as any of the health conditions I have would never be covered, and did accept my daughter, and as I said we’ve found that the $125 a month we pay for her is useless, because to date (over a year) they haven’t covered anything (except to get prescriptions from like $120 down to $110). But even employer-group insurance is getting ridiculous (one place I worked required $800 a month for family coverage (in 2004), had a $10,000 deductible, and paid only 70% beyond that, and I am being quite literal here). Even when we had decent insurance, it could still take years to pay off what they didn’t cover for a single hospital visit. And believe me, I am not getting rich off the system. After 32 years on both sides of the system, I can say with confidence that where the money goes is to “health insurance” companies, pharmaceutical companies, hospital corporations, and nursing home corporations. It’s still boom time for them, and yes, they control the system here, almost completely. We don’t have socialized medicine; we have privatized medicine, with “privatized” here carrying the same connotation as “privateering,” state-endorsed legal pirates.
If I get sick or have an accident, I will lose everything everything I have, which isn’t much.
Awww. Poor you! What about the other you?
@ JohnB & bluejade: I hope your new President gives you something like what we have here. It’s not cheap or easy to run, and it’s not perfect, but AFAIK everyone is covered in some way.
The insurance companies usually refuse to cover pre-existing conditions for only the first 12 months of the policy. The government has a say in how they set their premiums, too.
My insurance also covers me for things like chiropractic, etc.
One of the flaws in our government medical system is that they treat dental as if it’s not a health issue, but I think that may be changing.
I was lucky to live here, having heart surgery twice, covered by the government system. I even had one of the best surgeons.
@ Bill: I think bluejade covered that question, by typing “everything” twice. That would be harsh!
The situation is truly spooky. Most of the housing foreclosures here are driven by job loss or medical issues. I have both, plus a dependent that going to need college time. My peak earning years are obviously behind me. About a year ago, I was looking at living in my car. I’m too old for this sh!t. When I was younger, I was invincible, and the sky was the limit. Now, I just try to stay sane and get by.
@DnT: I didn’t read the whole thing, so I didn’t get it.
@ DnT: I didn’t read the whole thing, so I didn’t get it.
If you *didn’t read it* twice, I’m not surprised you didn’t get it. When you learn to have some patience and take some time, you may be surprised at how things will work out for you.
I didn’t type that twice! I just hit the spacebar after I hit ‘inject’
I’m sorry you had to do that, but it reminds me of the movie Out Cold when the dude pooped in pee cup because someone told him “Go to the bathroom in the cup.”
Anyone?
That dude reminds me of a strange guy I knew when I started work back 1969. We all had to go to for a medical checkup, and the story got around that when the Medical Examiner asked this guy for the usual specimen in the jar, what he got back was both #1 and #2.
I once knew a guy who swore that he had put some apple juice in the specimen cup, and asked the nurse how it looked. She said it looked a little light, and he said, “No problem, I’ll just run it through again,” and downed it. I wouldn’t swear to this guy’s honesty, but it is a rather amusing idea in any case.
Maybe he used to watch the British “Carry On….” comedies. I’m sure they used that joke in one movie that was set in a hospital. Even so, I bet that idea has occurred to quite a few people. I’d love to see the expression on someone who wasn’t in on the joke!
John,
R U sure it was a guy you knew. Or did you watch the movie “My Sister’s Keeper”? Because that’s exactly what happens in the movie.
I am familiar with neither the movie you mention nor the “Carry On…” comedies. I was told that story many years ago by someone who long ago passed on. The fellow was a very amusing story teller, although I wouldn’t have put it past him to tell a tale he’d heard or seen somewhere as his own idea or experience.
It doesn’t matter where a true story teller gets their material, it becomes theirs by telling!
The guy that worked in the supply room for the chemistry lab where i went to school had a sense of humor. He would put drops of yellow food color in the urea. A girl went to the counter and asked for some; he said one moment; and mixed some and warmed it to speed the reaction, then added the color… the girl’s reaction when handed the warm beaker was excellent.
LOL! Warming it was pure genius!
I’ll see your Butt cake and raise you a Can of Whoopass.
I bet the sprinkles are little droppings.
D@mn mice must’ve got into the M&Ms again.
10 dollars for an ass cake!? No, thank you!
Hmmm could be Singapore Dollar in which case its like 6.80 US dollars. Would that be a better deal?
It’s a ten buk kake.
Available at a fancycrap store near you.
Amazing!!! Who knew how much of a difference one letter could make???