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Lovely Sounds Baby
Uaah Pipi Dahhh
Haia Zzzhh Burb
Wowow Tschi Heehhh
Haha Papa Mama
I’ve heard these in a doorbell
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Wow that’s… creepy.
Uaah pipi? Dahhh. Haha Papa Mama! *Diaper change time.*
It’s been a while, but my recollection is that these sounds weren’t as lovely (?) as they think.
oh dear, this isn’t engrish.
thats just them trying to type the sounds a baby might make.
It is a baby-to-English translation FAIL: thus, it is Engrish!
It’s lovely baby sounds, not lovely sounds baby.
Meh, it’s one of those ambiguous designs you sometimes see even on a product made in an English speaking country.
It’s a baby that makes lovely sounds. Not lovely sounds made by a baby.
Uaahh? What is this? Frankenbaby? Get this kid an iced coffee with MILF!
When you have a baby and they start making these sounds, you do think it’s lovely. Not when they’re screaming and cranky, but when they are quiet and making small sounds.
However, this is not a baby it’s a toy. So, no, it’s not lovely.
I think you would only hear these sounds coming from the other end…
What do you refer to the other end as?
If I hear “Tschi” or “wowow” from the *ahem* exhaust end of a baby, it must be doing #3s. I don’t want to be in the same room!
***ATTENTION ATTENTION We have a Level 5 Enfecalation Event in progress, I repeat, a Level 5 Enfecalation Event in progress, you have 30 seconds to reach minimum safe distance.***
OMG! I hope somebody switched off all the fans!
Tschi is probably an attempted onomatopoeia at describing a baby sneeze, Uaah an attempt at a baby cry.
The babbling of an infant learning to talk uses the phonemes heard from the parents. These would be the sounds heard from a Chinese infant.
racism win!
No racism involved. These would be the sounds heard from an infant in a Chinese language environment.
But first you said that those would be the sounds from a Chinese infant, not the sounds heard in the language environment. The former can be taken as racist. But the latter isn’t.
These aren’t Chinese babies.
more like(for you) overreaction to “Chinese baby” fail
he didn’t say “i hate the chinese”, there is nothing racist. and if it is, it’s just some pointless grammer rule no one goes by and thus unintentional
But first you said that those would be the sounds from a Chinese infant, not the sounds heard in the language environment. The former can be taken as racist. But the latter isn’t.
Oops. Let’s just ignore this, shall we?
*walks away, nonchalantly humming*
Hoo boy! When I tried to be more specific, my comment immediately disappeared! Apparently, somebody doesn’t want us to mention the anthem of the country in question.
No no no – the only lovely baby sound is: blissful silence when the damned thing is asleep.
Yep.
Win.
Amen.
Just like you enjoy the purring of your cat, mothers enjoy some of the baby sounds they make. But, yes, when they’re asleep you feel so free.
Although it is a pleasant sound, I don’t always enjoy the purring of the cat – for example, when I am asleep and she decides she wants some scritching so she sits on my head and purrs very loudly, I do not enjoy it.
Mine has this thing where she reaches over and licks me on the eyelid. It a horrible way to wake up.
I have a bed for which the headboard is a bookcase. I used to have a cat who, when she wanted to go out, would dive off the bookcase onto the pillow, and bounce from there directly to the ground, where she would scamper off out of strangling range. I would wake up quite abruptly with my head bouncing up and down, and no effective course of action except to let the cat out, since if I failed to do so, she would repeat the performance.
Cats have a sadistic sense of humor.
I looked on it as a purely instrumental action. She wanted out, knew it would be hard to get me to do it for her, and figured out a rather foolproof way of making it happen. I don’t care what the texts say, animals can be rather good at problem solving.
My first cat would lie contentedly on my crotch when I was trying to sleep, and PURRRRRRRRRR her very very best. Loudest purrs of any cat I have had (I’m on my third). Kitty vibrator…
A pussy that VIBRATES? Why didn’t you clone it? You’d be rich!
This is the same as how English speaking people hear a cat say “meow” and Japanese speaking people hear “nyo”. You assign a spelling to a sound based on what sounds are common in the language that you speak.
It often amazes me how Chinese words are transcribed into English. Does somebody want us to mispronounce them so they can LOL? If there’s a website where they do that, I might just try learning a Chinese language.
This could also be German: “tschi” is short for “hatschi”, jep, we`re talking about sneezing – as well as “haia” is short for “haia machen”, what meens to sleep… I wouldn’ t consider those sounds “lovely” though…
Burb? Is that baby/human/internets speak for BRB? “Brb, gonna pipi in your shoes. Heehhh…”
A doll that says “peepee”. The nations new hottest toy!!
Does it go pffftht?
must be the head drop collection
UAAAH TSCHI HAIA CTHULU FHTAGN!
OH MY GOD xDDDDD laffin da shit out meh!!! since when to babies go “tschi!” and “wowowow!!!”