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Mmmmmm…sounds good! I’ll take two!
Yess indeed, caum to Romania end buy sawm fried vampires! He he he! End dawn tyoo forget aboud hour spacial on Offeeshal Abibas Spoort Vare! Eez goink fest, so yugo fest, too!
Who need KFC when you can have RFV?
I dunno. KFC sounds better. RFV sounds like some sort of zombie virus.
They call it Vampire Flew.
Sounds like a band name.
From Japan
That reminds me of when a friend of mine showed me a J rock song he found once from a band called Kaka…..hilarity ensued.
and the band sucked btw
Well, duh! They were Kaka!
It’s a chef vampire. I don’t see anything wrong with that. A vampire has to work just like everyone else.
I suspect, though, I wouldn’t care for the vampire chef’s steak. I like mine well done, not at all bloody!
Well, that would be rare.
I’d advise you to avoid the frying vampire’s rare. If you must meet him, do it on neutral turf.
What if I meet him and don’t want to do it?
Then perhaps you could meet him on neutered turf.
Please don’t take the seeds from the grass, Thank you.
I always did, but hopefully I never will again.
The center of the fries had been sucked out. Must be a vegetarian vampire.
Maybe he is a recovered blood sucking vampire. He’s been trying to stay off the bloody mary.
He has a very limited repertoire – all he can make is black pudding.
Ah, are you sure this isn’t a vampire on acid? That would explain the strong sense of color…
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! NO It’s a Frying Vampire!
He will suck your brood!
Why not try a steamed vampire instead? Lower in fat and calories, definitely better for you.
Poached in holy water.
On the front poach or the back poach?
Back poach where there is no sunlight.
If you were to poach it in holy water, wouldn’t it crumble away to nothing, or maybe just a little pile of ash? Hey, we’re trying to eat sensibly here, not starve ourselves to death.
May I have lanch dlessing in which to dip that?
At first glance I thought it said Crying Vampire.
Now I’m wondering if they do?
Nah. There’s no use crying over spilled blood.
That is, in fact, a reason to rejoice!(and feast)
Anyone for frying Robert Pattinson?
Oh, yes. Definitely. As slowly and painfully as possible.
Engrish in gothic script! Can it get any weirder?
Yes, it could. Should I post a videos? If they’ll let me?
Please do!
Just put the link under your name.
At first I thought that was going to be weak, but it’s really funny!
Dianetics!!! ROFL! (maybe it helps that I actually read it once).
Yes, it can get weirder!
Celebrity God hates vampires!!!
@ShadowSplicer: Do you mean in the field marked “Website?” I never figured out how the “click on my name” thing works. Is it that easy?
I know the question was not for me, but yes that’s how it works.
Thanks. That trick wasn’t so obvious. I hope bluejade read that.
I am assuming you think I should should learn something. Forget it. We are outlaws here at bluejade. Freewheelin’ loners. Our motto is ” don’t force it; use a bigger hammer.”
The site WILL conform to our level of skillage.
The reason why I like to learn the rules of a system is not necessarily so that I can conform. Hopefully, it will enable me to use the system to my advantage. I like finding loopholes.
“It’s important to know the rules so you can break them properly.”
Forget it. I fried a vampire with garlic once, and ended up with nothing.
o/` Let me go AWAWWWWN, like A VAMPIRE IN THA SUN!
I think that’s a wrong translation for “bat tempura”…