Flap arm santa going up & down
The Christmas figures move up and down with cheerful song.
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Flap arm is sometimes an unfortunate consequence of yo-yo dieting. When will Santa learn that those fad diets aren’t healthy?
Is the yo-yo diet the one where you play with a yo-yo instead of eating? Cause it didn’t work for me, I just kept getting the string tangled.
No, this is the diet where you have no time to eat because you’re learning classical cello.
tish-BOOM!
I’d like to see this toy in action
Action. Yes, that is another word for up-and-downing.
His lovely must not be as straight as he thinks
Judging from the size of those shoes, he probably has to fold it to put it away.
It’s on a reel.
He doesn’t show his North Pole to just anyone.
Not even the Elves? I thought it was on display at the Community Center.
That’s his fake model toy he donated.
Santa’s definitely on the naughty list now! No up and downing!
well it’s not Fap arm santa at least.
But it makes him sing cheerful song! Where’s your holiday spirit?
Well, unlike Tiger Woods, at least Santa stopped at three Hos.
Apparently, 18 holes isnt enough for Tiger.
Zing!
this would probably make more sense if he was on fire.
I embedded a present for the New Year, but the twitbots took it away.
Try http: // leogo.2_timebeat .htm , only squish it together.
It doesn’t work.
http: // leogeo.28 _timebeat .htm
http: // leogeo.28 _timebeat .htm
Try that
Sorry, the first time I dropped an “e”, won’t happen again!
I hope not! Those drugs are dangerous!
I tried that with all spaces deleted- didn’t work.
leo geo. com/ 28_time beat.htm
One of the issues with being a group entity is that mistakes can be redundant…. *cough, cough*
ALSO, why will they let me post a song called “Detachable Penis,” but not the word gr@pes or an online clock!!?
Why do people ever expect anything in life to make sense?
I think it’s built in to our brains. I discovered years ago that I was happier when I didn’t expect things to make sense, but the habit is soooo hard to break.
Yes, I agree that the drive to make sense of the universe is innate, but after many years I finally figured out that my brain is too puny for the task. That was when Zen started to make sense to me, since its purpose is to bring you to the point where you see that all reasoning eventually leads to a dead end, and rather than thinking about the experiences we are having, we should just be having the experiences. Oh, my brain still goes on its way, trying to analyze everything, but I’ve developed a center of awareness that is independent of those thoughts, so I can just watch them come and go and not get caught up in them.
@bluejade:That’s interesting. I downloaded it. Didn’t see any links to show whose it is. It seems to work from my Mac’s time, but a few seconds slow.
I like to stare at it vacantly, they when I turn it off I still hear it…
Has joy of Chrismas humourful website person!
Wtf??
I think he was just trying to say that Santa appreciatess the Joy of Engrish!
I think he was wishing the Licensed Asian American a happy holiday.
And a Merry X-ray.
Wombot speaks good Engrish. I think he means the Licensed Asian American has the Christmas spirit.
I don’t care HOW cheerful the song is: NO up and downing!
but it’s christmas
Don’t be mean! Santa only comes once a year; let him do it his way.
Santa comes once a year, and it’s supposed to be down the chimney. No up and downing, I say!
Down the chimney? How sad. I don’t see why Santa can’t get someone to haul his ashes.
Is he allowed to go down Ms. Claus’s chimney?
If after a century of married life he still wants to, hurrah for them.
As long as they don’t post videos on the web!
Think of the children!
Yes, it’s the up-and-downing that causes them.
I shall never play on a swing again. I wish someone had informed me.
Hey, you got your yellow avatar back!
I really hope Santa ISN’T thinking of the children when he goes up and down.
This is “Flap Arm Santa;” pervert Santa is in the shop down the street.
I bet pervert Santa has been known to imitate a chicken or two in his time…
The label is on the wrong toy. Mrs. Santa has the flap arms and up and downs Santa with her cheerful song.
What goes up must come down.
What if said thing gets caught?
Then, you need to switch to a button fly.
Who says you need pants
oh wait the law <.<
A kilt would solve the problem.
Stop the draft.
I propose a law that would ban Kilt’s. Any who oppose the drafting of this law, raise your hands, and I will terminate you shortly.
Get a grip Arnold, it takes a REAL man to wear a skirt nowadays.
Good thing you don’t live in Scotland. They would probably terminate your new proposed law.
and him as well
*cue kilt-lifting scene from “Braveheart”*
Remember – after that scene came the “someone cops an arrow in the arse” scene.
Well, it was plenty long, but it looked quite narrow to me.
Did I just say that out loud? Coffee, coffee… Must be coherent and professional in just a little while…
*squirts JohnB with water*
Oh noes! this can only get worse!
I’m bet Mr. Claus can really hit the long notes in his cheerful song!
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing Santa?
I used to work at marc’s. we used to get weird stuff like this all the time.
Awesome… then I’ll definitely make it a point to look for more Engrish submissions there.
Oddly, I found it just sorta randomly sitting on a shelf across from the chips and pretzels, and I immediately thought of this site, so I took a picture just to submit it here. 
Thank you!! Flap Arm Santa made Christmas cheerful Christmas spirits!
I’m not shocked that this was at a Marc’s store. Anyone from Northern Ohio knows that this kind of stuff is found there all the time.
Packaging fail, MARC’s WIN!
And of course it is a well-known fact that almost all of humanity is originally from Northern Ohio, AKA “Where the Snow Meets the Rust.”