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Soybean paste pot stew
Mother hand tasty blue director of a bureau
Cool cold noodle
Dumpling soup
But where has mother’s hand been?
Submitted by: misspentlove via Engrish Funny Submissions
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The cold noodle is cool.
or redundant?
And all this time I thought the cold noodle was hot.
I thought it tasted Spoopy
That terrifying!
I’m not so sure the blue bureau director is all that tasty. Has anyone tried the reen one?
green one.
(I am at a different computer that has sticky keys)
Or, are your fingers sticky from getting that gum of your pants?
My hands are clean, lol.
This particular computer is quite old, I am pretty sure that is why the keys are sticking.
I would rather not think about the other reasons for sticky keys…
I thought to get sticky keys you had to *shift shift shift shift shift* *squeezeeeeeeeee* first
I did think of the other reason for sticky keys….mind bleach please.
Would you like coffee with milf to go with your Diet mind bleach?
I don’t like to mix my bleach with caffeine, or lesbian secks.
I dare say it’s a rare person who likes to mix bleach with lesbian secks. Not only does the bed get ruined, but there’s tremendous potential for skin irritation.
I think that would be the case in any type of secks, not just lesbian.
Well, you were the one who specified the less bean variety.
Yes, but let’s just tell the viewers that bleach should not be used during secks. No matter who you are doing it with, man, woman, animal, office supply.
Furthermore, the administration frowns on such use of office supplies, especially with the swine flu going around!
Also, people should worry about STD’s. If any of our readers are into office supply secks, please don’t borrow each other’s stapler, markers, etc…
I am sure none of us see office supplies in a secksual way, but to those wierdos out there, please use caution.
If you must share office supplies in this way, then look through the catalogs to see if you can obtain some office supply condoms.
Also, depending on what you’re into, try to stay away from paper. As this can cause some nasty paper cuts in your….
If using a stapler, take the staples out before using.
Safe secks isn’t only about condoms, but about avoiding possible injuries.
That’s so true. You need to take care not to fall off the safe.
But the sheets are white anyways.
They innoculate them with mould spores to make them go blue. Like cheese. I don’t really like blue directors, I prefer the soft white mould ones. With a slice of pear or nashi, and a bit of quince paste.
I prefer them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
cannibalism is usually frowned on in most societies.
How do you know that the bureau director on the menu was human?
I suppose you can’t really know if I am, either.
Some here have come forward and identified themselves as cats or creatures from beeeblebrox.
well darn you got me. D:
I’m actually a shrew.
I’m a group entity.
Are you a director, also?
If we had direction, we would be.
I’m thirty squirrels in a man suit
(http: //wondermark.com/540/ )
We wondered, we did!
I am actually an average person…….which makes me wonder if that makes me the normal one, or the abnormal one since I am different than everyone else here.
At least until this menu there was little fear of you being eaten, however, most people see me as cereal or a tasty muffin.
I think of you as fiber with laxative potential.
A great potential if your in my milf, you could be a star!(Until I eat you)*
*tries not to be edible*
Stay out of muffins, and you will seem less desirable.
you cannot help what you are. Just remember, you are what you eat, so if you eat me, someone might eat you!
I just not realized how that can be taken…*hides in box of shame*
Got news for you Bran, I was already virtually eaten. Well, at least my face was. I try not to remember, but it’s hard to forget.
I said I was sorry!
“I’m sorry I ate your face.” Surely you can see what kind of impact an apology like that will have.
………….So apology not excepted? Awwwww….
That’s not up to me. But I believe you mean “accepted” and not “excepted.”
Yes, obvious mistake….FAIL on my part.
Oh, by the way, I’m sorry I destroyed you with that 10-megaton thermonuclear warhead.
ShadowSplicer,
I forgave you. But unfortunately, will never forget.
I am now willing to be your friend. As long as not eating, licking, tasting is involved.
Sorry the t filter inserted an extra t after my no.
Hmmm… Filtering tea… Perhaps that’s a side line I should get into.
Almighty Garden Filter, you already do plenty. You don’t need something on the side.
P.S. The flowers were great.
Don’t bother filtering tea. It takes t-oolong.
I really like your beeeblebrox. Is it a planet or another dimension? Oh, and by the way, I AM human. You’ll just have to take it on faith.
Clarification: I used the tag “Zaphod Beeblebrox” once. (Well actually a few times by accident. It’s not easy to get rid of him.).
Hasn’t everybody seen or read “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” in one form or another?
I’m embarrassed to admit that a read it several times 20 years ago but forgot the Beeblebrox name. Bran, move over – I need to hide in you box of shame.
My memory for names has never been more than average, but the weird ones tend to stick. Remember Slartibartfast? If you don’t, it’s not important.
BTW, I see there’s now some file-checking software called Beeblebrox.
Many years ago, a drug company stole Aldous Huxley’s fictional drug “Soma” and named a real medication after it. Since then, no name theft has ever surprised me.
Wasn’t he the planetary architect ?
That’s him. When Arthur asks his name, he replies “It’s not important”.
I am just an ol’ piece of polycarbonate resin.
Yes. You come in sheets, don’t you?
Im iggle piggles second cousin Dave
Anyone care to tell us what it really says?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheonggukjang
P.S. ģ² could be translated as “blue” (“é”), and źµģ„ could be translated as “director of a bureau” (“å±é·”), and hence the “translation” in that menu.
Possibly from the pitch for the Korean remake of “Eat The Rich”?
ģģķ(Cool) ėė©“(cold noodles).
Cold noodles is the name of the dish. But you could serve it cool or hot (‘bibim’ type uses hot chili sauce). So… it’s not redundant.
The real Engrish is, of course, the one that translated ģ“ėØøė ģė§ ģ²źµģ„.
‘ģ²źµģ„’ is a fermented soybean soup. However, the translator did a literal dismantling – ‘ģ²’ = blue, ‘źµģ„’ = director (of a bureau or agency).
As for ‘ģ“ėØøė ģė§’, literally taken apart they mean ‘ģ“ėØøė’ = mother, ‘ģ’ = hand, ‘ė§’ = taste. But a more realistic translation would be ‘Mother’s special recipe’.
So, it’s actually something like “Mom’s homemade Fermented Soybean Soup”!
The mother hand was the tasty blue director of a bureau? Imagine what the mother brain could do?
Is Mother’s name Lewinski?
The people at my office ought to be surprised.
The “Mother hand….” thing certainly cools my noodle!
It turns mine off.
You have a noodle switch? How handy!
HOOT!!! It went through!
Wow…..just wow…
WOW I already feel bad for the people ordering at this place. “Uh, yeah… can i have the Mother hand tasty blue director of a bureau please, with a little Cole slaw? thanks.” (waiter) “WHAT???!!?!?!?!”
i imagine customers were a little confused, until they realized that they meant ģ²źµģ„, and not ģ²źµģ„.
*sigh*
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