WIPER BLADE
For all the car
Submitted by: hardcharger via Engrish Funny Submissions
From a dollar store in Kaneohe HI.
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Perfect for those snowy days when I have to remove the snow from the whole car.
we need loads of these over here, its snowing, a bit!!
a bit? dude we have like 2 feet here.
Have you seen “Santa Clause 3″? If so, ‘Wow! Canadians are SO short!’
But most of them are funnier than Martin.
I have not seen it, sorry.
Rull them all?
It’s fixed.
Title sais “Rull Them All” moderators. QUICK TO THE TITLECHANGE MOBILE!
Now for my other comment.
Thats One Long Wiper. im guessing when it goes up it goes above the cars roof? hmm?
One blade for all!! I hate having a car with one blade that the dealer has to factory order from Deutschland. It is almost as bad as having to buy 2 sets because one is 60cm and the other is 50.
I’d just like to see the mechanism this puppy is attached to! It must have some sort of fast-track assembly that sends the blade to all the windows and wipes them each really quickly. I’m guessing the delay feature is probably unnecessary.
It probably works about as well as a sky-scraper. They never seem to get all the clouds off.
Moderation? Oh, I see the “r” word now. That bot really needs fixing.
Shh! Don’t mention the “r” word, the moderators will smight you
By the way, “sais” are a kind of sword used in some martial arts.
*ding*
It’s actually the three pronged weapon, used as a sword breaker in most of the European areas of that time. The Eastern variant known as the Sai started off as a tool used to aerate soil that they found out became a handy weapon, so they changed the design to suit that purpose.
Thanks. My best friend was heavy into the martial arts, black belt in karate, and at one point was working out with three different weapons, including the Sai. However, he lives a long way away, and so while I heard a lot about his training I never did see him work out in person. For some unknown reason he has lost interest in the martial arts and has switched to yoga.
RAWR I must fix my “Sais” habit. I am WAY to used to said… I feel so ashamed on ENGRISHFUNNY! D:
(is martial artist of many year now) It’s not suited for everyone, and there are many different forms of martial arts for this very reason. Some people prefer a more aggressive fighting based style, while other want to work solely on self improvement. Perhaps the one your friend was studying was not one he was suited for, though it always good to hear that a person is active and has found something to fill such a void in their life.
My friend is a man of mercurial temperament. He was such a baseball fan that he wrote two novels about baseball that were published, and now he can’t sit through an inning. He marched with me in antiwar demonstrations and then became a conservative Republican. He progressed to the black belt in karate amazingly fast, and then lost his “feel” for it. I never know what that crazy kid (he’s 56, like me) is going to do next.
Don’t get too exited ∵ it’s just an ad.
Don’t get too exited? Sounds like you should have closed the door upon existing.
*ding*
Isn’t that something that school children in the YouSay recite every morning? One nation, under blog, with liberty and windscreen wipers for all?
Yes, it makes us ever so much patriot. We do it first thing, so’s to put the damper on any attempt at critical thinking for the rest of the day.
For all the car- another Sham Wow product?
all your car are belong to us.
I could have used something like this yesterday while driving in the freezing rain.
Wiping becomes quite pointless when it starts to stick…
Try switching to Google!
this is the one wiper, forged by the dark lord sauron himself. It cannot be simply destroyed by man’s hands, it must be thrown into the fiery pits of mount doom itself, as the wiper was created from those very same flames.
We wants it, we needs it, we must has the precious!!
One wiper blade to find them