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I must have a lot of bricks in my head then!
I wonder if they were in the kiln for long enough?
You think it’s possible he’s half-baked?
Perhaps we should put him back in the oven for a while.
Shall we toss a coin to decide whether we light the gas or not?
Why bother to toss the coin?
Can anyone read the fine print? I’d like to know the warnings on this particular package.
Something about a choking hazard.
Must be a blockhead…
YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!
!!!DAEHKCOLB UOY
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I got hit with a brick once, and it stopped me brains.
I got pushed off of a wall once, and cracked my head open on some bricks. The wall was about 5 feet off the ground, and I ALMOST DIED because there were pieces of steel sticking out of the ground from the construction work.
That explains a lot.
Yes, I know that in the movies and on TV, when someone has prolonged amnesia, which is actually quite rare, instead of being quite common as it seems to be in fiction, it is often set off by getting hit in the head. Now getting hit in the head hard does cause a certain kind of amnesia–what we call retrograde and aterograde amnesia, that is, you usually don’t have much recollection of what hit you in the head or what happened afterwards–but losing memory of who you really are is a very rare phenomenon, and even if the blow wipes out a large portion of your brain you still probably won’t get THAT kind of amnesia. And if you do, getting hit in the head again WILL NOT bring your memory back! So don’t count on bricks to start you brains. I get good results with coffee.
… and now you’re all growed up, it’s solid concrete from ear to ear.
….but since there are no expansion joints, you’re completely cracked.
Well, that would surely explain quite a bit.
Leggo my eggo.
They’re big. Lego my Duplo
I’ll see your Duplo and raise you two Legos.
Don’t raise your leg in here! Outside!
I can’t. The door was closed upon existing.
Guys, the exit has been blocked.
Don’t worry guys. I brought my ram.
Ah, so YOU put the ram in the ramalamadingdong!
The ram is sooo 2003.
(Asian reference)
Clever! Ewe win an internet.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa humbug.
Doesn’t the bug know the words?
Besides, if it’s going baaaaaaaaaaa, wouldn’t it more likely be a sheep than a humbug?
Does this explain Marcus Wright from Terminator Salvation?
I don’t know, but my favorite teacher of all time was Marcus Wright.
Because he always did, you see.
This explains why some folks are as thick as a brick.
That often happens following the use of an Aqualung.
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy says bring me my broadsword.
What do you have against 16th century agricultural reformers?
That depends – how many dreadful puns did he make?
He made puns Tull the cows came home. He was a Stand-Up guy.