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What? They’re skinny, stick-like fish in a bundle…
Not much to say about this pic…..
Looks like an orgy in a bag.
I’ll have an orgy to go. Wait…I’ll have an orgy to come.
If that’s what it takes, you certainly have a forgiving husband!
I’ve never been in an orgy, so we’ll see what he says after this one.
Do you want fries with that?
Add a coke and it’ll be just like the 70′s.
Throw in the fries and coke. I wasn’t around in the 70′s, so this will be a new experience for me.
*gives fries and coke to la conejita/Madness*
Do you want to supersize that? Would you like something to drink? We have milkshakes! Chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, twist?
I’ll take the strawberry, please.
*gives jinxed a strawberry milfshake*
Oh snap! You said the S word…..
Which is why I am ignoring jinxed and ShadowSplicer.
Do you want a milfshake? We are out of “S” flavor.
Jinxed drank it all!
No thanks. I was satisfied with the orgy.
What about some coffee with milf?
I’ll take the coffe, but since I happen to be straight I don’t think there’s a M that ILF. Or let’s just say there’s not a W that ILF.
So, coffe, no cream.
Uh, you may not realize this, but the coke everybody was doing at orgies back in the ’70s was not a cola drink.
……….you know this by experience?
Yes, the Jimi Hendrix Experience.
‘Scuse me while I kiss this fish.
Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that f@ggot in your hand?
I’m goin’ way down South,
Way down to Mexico way
Ain’t no fish man gonna
Put a plastic bag around me
It’s difficult to explain these things to the youngsters…
I understand! Yay me!
Most of them think you’re just handing them a line.
JOHN! I am shocked!
*zap!*
Yes, I know what kind of coke you were talking about. I have never been in an orgy and have never tried cocaine. So like I said, this will be a new experience for me.
It is a pleasant enough drug, but it has been known to be fatal even on first use. It sends some people into immediate cardiac arrest. So I don’t advise it.
Don’t worry, I wasn’t going to do any of the two things I mentioned.
I suspected you weren’t.
I like to play around and say I’ll do things that I won’t.
In reality, I don’t do drugs, alcohol, or orgies.
And in reality, while I did plenty of alcohol and drugs (but not for many years, and I emphatically DO NOT advise taking that path), I never actually took part in an orgy. They were actually less common than some sources would have us believe.
You never took part in an orgy….that you know of.
Yeah, it could be one of those times when you were SEVERELY drunk!
I never had a blackout until the ’80s, by which time the Golden Age of Free Love had ended.
Jeezuz suffering feck, the blackout, I only ever did that once – NEVER AGAIN. I’m convinced that the experience turned me off alcohol. It’s not the headache the next day that’s the worst bit: it’s being told what you did by others, who gleefully relate your antics whilst watching the increasingly appalled look of horror develop on your face. “Then you sang that song, we didn’t think a nice girl like you even knew words like that… then you told so and so to go whatsername himself… then you punched out Sergeant Soandso…” oh, grud, I can feel myself turning red at the very thought of it, and it was nearly 20 years ago… the howwor, the howwor…
Well, imagine that being a way of life! It’s just part of the fun of alcoholism.
What I wanna know is; how did you guys keep from barfing?? Well before I get drunk enough to have awareness issues, I would hurl. I hate hurling, so I limit my intake. If I am serious about drinking, I needs must tread a very fine line.
I actually seldom hurled when drunk, due to my very high tolerance. Nausea is, however, one of the early symptoms of alcohol withdrawal, so the first one in the morning was often hard to keep down. But if it came up, of course, I’d have to keep trying until one stayed down long enough to make the nausea go away. As I have often said, believe me, you don’t want to go there. But if you are there, there is still hope. It’s been 20.5 years and counting for me.
Do you like fish sticks?
Yes, I do.
Kanye West bought at least 43 of these.
You like to put… fish sticks in your mouth?
Yup, let the KANYE jokes begin
Kan ye not tell any more?
Yes we all need a good Kanyeing. WHAK!!! AHHHHHH WHAK!!!
wow. I have a comment that is being moderated. I have no clue as to why, didn’t use any bad words. Did mention f@gs, but in the context of a little story of when I first heard it being used by a Brit to refer to smoking.
Every once in a while a comment that seems to have absolutely no reason to be modded gets modded anyway. So it could have been the word, or it could have been no reason at all.
*redo comment *
I’ve heard Brits referring to cigarettes as f@gs.
First time I heard that was on a very crowded flight during the air traffic controllers strike. An Englishman asked to sit beside me so he could have a f@g. After I almost choked on my cola he clarified and said ” oh I just want to smoke a cigarette.”
LOL!
Another meaning of that word is “a burning piece of coal or firewood.” A bundle of firewood is called “f@ggots.”
Then there’s those ghastly patties make of offal, also called f@ggots. If the raving h0mophobes want to be offended by something, they should turn their moral outrage on anyone who would try to serve that particular item up to innocent children. Or even naughty ones.
Remember those candy cigarettes that were called F A G S ? They were for children. I think they’re still around, re-named FADS.
I can’t help noticing this issue comes up a lot for you (and I bet it came up sometimes in the old days, too!). Do you have chapters of Offal Ononymous in Australia?
I think it came with our British heritage. Don’t Merkins eat much offal? It contains a lot of healthy goodies.
I don’t think I’ve ever had the f@ggots DrH refers to, but I’ve eaten many other dishes made with offal. My particular favourite is chicken livers, but most of the other things are OK by me if they’re well prepared. Tripe, ox liver, lamb kidneys, etc. In general, I suspect these things are safer than salami, because they are cooked. The rest is simply a matter of taste.
Most Merkins are scared of that stuff. They grew up on fast food.
Nicely sauteed chicken livers can make a pretty good sandwich on toasted bread. The hard part is getting livers from from healthy chickens. Factory farm livers are suspect in my book.
The trick is in the preparation: depending what it is, offal has to be just cooked (as per chicken livers) or well cooked. Unless it’s brains. I CANNOT eat brains. I WILL NOT eat brains. As a zombie, I would be a miserable failure.
Oh, yes, I forgot about brains! I’ve eaten sheep brains, but not for quite a while. I decided all that staggering around the fields with bits of wool falling off me just wasn’t worth it.
I did grow up eating beef liver, and liked it (still do, especially smothered in onions, but won’t eat it often because of toxin content). Chicken liver pate can be good if done well. Other than that, Merkins of my generation (the baby boomers) didn’t eat much offal, generally, and these days I don’t even know a single kid who likes even beef liver. Of course, you never know what a sausage is made of, and you probably don’t want to.
Sausages- Caution: may contain nuts and any other parts of the animal we couldn’t find a better use for.
Because we have just started to learn about prions, and still don’t know enough, I’d advise against anyone eating brains any more. Since prions are just malformed proteins, even cooking the stuff to death offers no protection at all. Prions cause irreversible, terminal dementia (e.g. “mad cow disease”).
We Mexicans do eat some of what offal refers to.
I have eaten tripe(menudo), cow’s intestines, liver, and cow’s tongue.
“Menudo” means tripe? And they used that as the name of a boy band? LOL!
Menudo is the name of the final dish. So, if you’ve had menudo, then you’ve had tripe. Let me also warn you about a mistranslation. If you ever go to a Mexican restaurant and order “tripas (tripe)”, what you are actually ordering is intestines. Since we called them tripas, people ten to translate them as tripes.
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Well, if you’ve got a f@ggot, everything else is gravy.
Now you’ve got ME picturing a harsh brown!
how can you tell? ask it if it likes fish sticks. if it says yes, it is a gay fish =D
I was going to say a super-size joke but it looks like I’ve been beaten.
They’re minced beef meatball like things. Taste like heaven :3
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Whoa, are they anything like Swedish Meatballs? Cause those are tasty!
gay fish, just like kanye
Do u like fishsticks? are you a gay fish?
Those of us who saw that episode of South Park are not going to bite, and those who didn’t probably don’t get the joke.
How can you tell?
Swishdar. It’s like gaydar, but underwater. Like sonar
Ok, even the word “fa**ot” is bleeped out in the caption below the picture, which shows the word uncensored. WTF.
We here at EngrishFunny have discussed this issue roughly 3,457,982 times (or 16,221,101 times for those of you using metric). But since people seem to be too lazy to look through the archives to find one, it boils down to SEARCH ENGINES DON’T READ PICS. THEY READ WORDS. SO TO KEEP THIS PAGE OFF THE LISTS FOR THOSE SEARCHING FOR NAUGHTY STUFF, WE SELF-CENSOR, AND IF WE FAIL TO SELF-CENSOR, WE ARE MODERATED, AND WHAT WE SAY MAY DISAPPEAR. END OF STORY. OH, P.S., DON’T TALK ABOUT G-R-A-P-E-S HERE.
can anyone read the characters? the fish look like lampreys or eels.
Doesn’t look like eel flesh to me, but If it was, I’d want some!
Actually, the word bleeped out also literally means a pile of fish. Honestly, look it up somewhere.
What are you Clyde? A gay fish?
its because they love fishsticks
They all must like fishsticks then.
Fishy-fishy eye-yo!!!
Must be talking about Kayne West. I heard he was a gayfish.
they must like fishsticks like Kanye West