Our job is to bring you smile
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HEY! YOU GAVE ME A DEFECTIVE ONE!!!
Your supposed to turn it upside down, silly.
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Can somebody give me a happy?
I could, but I’m not sure why you’re happy.
I could give you a happy, but I shouldn’t.
And don’t want to either.
You often give me a happy, because I love to laugh!
Well, thank you, you give me a happy all the time too.
You’re a mean lady!! You make kiddie cry!
Oh, posh and tish! She just has to draw boundaries for you at times, and of course as a teen you resent it and think she’s being “mean.”
Sorry, I am sure you will find someone to give you a happy.
WANTED:
You good at giving someone a happy.
Then we look for you. Lonely teenage boy looking for a happy. If you can give,we can pay a very well salary.
Let us register you and find a suitable spot.
There. Let’s see if anyone responds.
*adds ‘MUST BE FEMALE’ to the requirements*
Picky, picky, picky!
Well, at least he didn’t post anything about weight or measurements. So this means that if a woman who weights 300 lbs answers the ad, the job is hers.
Weight doesn’t matter, as long as the person is a nice person! (Unlike la conejita!)
I am nice, but if I did things to you that you want me to do, that would make me an unethical person. So that’s why with you, I have to show you a persistent NO to your requests.
I just wanted a smile! Is that too much to ask?!
Come here and i’ll slap that sad face off of you. *slap*
better?
Your female may not be as straight as you think!
Even better!
Aha! So a man dressing as a woman is “revolting,” but bisecksual women are “even better.” Such is the double standard of hetero male homophobia.
Yes, that is interesting!
I responded to an ad like that once. I wound up scrubbing some rather nasty employees.
Oh, don’t worry, if you respond to this one, there’s no scrubbing involved. All you have to do is give him a happy.
That may require special underpants.
Although I suspect that a 15-year-old would be perfectly happy with a scrubber.
14! 14!
j00 turned it sidewayz silly
Maybe it’s just me, but it seems to me their job is to bring me to my destination, preferably in one piece. The only airline that ever brought me smile was whatever carrier I was on circa 1976, when they brought out free champagne, and I found out that champagne served at high altitudes makes one feel rather like, well, one is at a high altitude.
Hey, I live at the Mile High City. You can come and have champagne any time you want. Oh, wait…
Just forget I said that. Of course I can go back and erase my comment, before I hit inject comment, but right now that button seems a lot closer.
I’m not sure 5000 feet of elevation would work (we were cruising at 30,000 feet, but in any case I’ll have to pass.
I see, my elevation is not good enough for you. Very well. Maybe some other time, other lifetime.
Don’t feel bad. His elevation isn’t good enough for you either.
Well, you haven’t seen me after levitation.
After levitation? You mean when you are coming down? No. We haven’t seen you, but let’s just keep that filed under private matters.
When will you be preforming. I need to write this down under “up coming” event.
I never preform. It is always spontaneous.
I’ll have to stalk you until you do it then.
If I’m on a stalk, then it’s not really levitation.
When will you be preforming. I need to write this down under “up coming” events.*
Too late. I’m already postforming.
Having recently flown Korean Air, I have to say that they did bring me a smile. Excellent food, touch screen on every seat with lots of movies/music from Asia and the US. Surprisingly, the 14 hour flight from Atlanta to Seoul was much more enjoyable and comfortable than the time I flew American for a 7 hour flight to Hawaii.
Oh, I see what’s missing from the picture. It’s the A. It’s probably missing because Lexan D gave it to me as a gift.
that is pretty awesome
Wow, is it as awesome as Miley Cyrus?
Heheh…..this will get a clonk for sure!
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A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a BUMP…
BUMP… BUMP… behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him … BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him … faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP…
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes
through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping … clappity-BUMP…
clappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… on the heels of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything … but all he can
find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin:
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lo and behold; the coffin stops!
Well, awright, then! *HUGE clonk*
Am I going to go through this again?! Only dr. handle is allowed to hit me!
I didn’t hit you. I dropped a piano on you. Dr. handle calculated the trajectory.
That is NOT “awright”!
Why not? You put some effort into the story. It deserved a huge clonk. You expect one fairy to hurl a piano all by herself??
But what does the good Dr. think? I want to know!
Do you want to know what the good doctor thinks, or what Dr. Handle thinks?
Ooooooh, you are awful…
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy is disappointed with the irrelevance of a shaggy-dog type joke dropped into a thread. However, if bluejade would like to do some work experience to see how she likes the job, I encourage that.
No thanks, I’m already trying to teach SS the guidelines of ethical behavior… I just dropped that piano on him for his own good.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist. No offense intended. I am awful, but I’m not offal!
This is not a happy – this is a picture of the trails of smoke left hanging in the air, momentarily resembling a smiley, as the burning bits of disintegrated aircraft tumble earthwards. Have a nice day.
Korean kandid kamera.
I flied on korean air once… it was fun, i had korean beer and watched k-pop songs! and also they give u a free posh hotel layover as i was going Aust->UK.
My dad says Korean Air is great. Very proffessional and such.
that sure gave me smile
this iz vehry funni but ai thinkz ai shuld get backz to eatin cheezburger nao.
Pfftt…. Laughing Gas…