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Specially made for those folks for whom just plain crap is just not good enough.
Gold plated crap for me!
Even on a gold plate, crap is crap.
Awwww…crap!
But it’s a lot more fancy, if you get it from the world-famous Lao Fancycrap Farm.
I’ll get the gold-plated crap… It’s more sanitary to polish.
Yes, that is so much better than a bottle of pschitt.
I just said that!
Now this must be where Poo de Poo gets their produce, the fancycrap farm.
We also know what their Beggar’s Chicken is wrapped in!
Is this where they grow the stuff in the Sharper Image catalog?
At least they’re not being Koi about it.
AAAAARGH! *clonk* Definitely something fishy about that dreadful pun.
Do not fancy.
I poop sparkles!
That’s some fancy crap!
*hands blueJade some sparkly poop* Merry Christmas!
aww, you are so thoughtful, considering that some people just don’t give a crap.
*gives lexan D crap* Merry Christmas!
Oh, you really shouldn’t have, but thank you.
But really, you shouldn’t have.
Really.
*doesn’t touch doubtful things*
Here is your ACTUAL present: *gives lexan D 1 internet*
Thank you.
*gives SS 2 internets*
You are welcome!
*gives lexan D 4 internets/stick of gum*
Is that a gum in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?
Or:
Are your pants sticky because you had gum, or because you were happy to see me?
….So as I was saying….blah, blah…drone, drone….blah, blah…
HEY! Who left that chewed up wad of gum on my chair?
And how am I going to get that sticky mess off the seat of my pants?
*looks around to see who the miscreant who did that was..*
…….I had gum……..and was happy to see you!
Thanks, I’ll put it in the worm bin.
And some gum! *gives blueJade a pack of gum*
Guess we then could all just watch SS’s poop instead going into movies see new twilight movie. I’m 100% positive he’s crap will have better story, more special effects and even more sparkle than the actual movie :/
Now, now, he gets on our nerves from time to time, but to be 100% positive SS is crap? That’s a bit harsh brown.
I’m sure SS is 100% crap. He’s nuts!
Being nuts seems to be a prerequisite for being here. That hardly distinguishes him from anyone else!
I AM NOT CR@P!
Yes, you are. It says so right there. ^
Hooray! I’ve been looking for Fancy crap to hand out for Christmas! Who knew it was so easy to find?
Does a typo really count?
Those are carp….
Yes. I can say vith autority dat ve count dis. Eet make de lolls.
Off to horrible pun heck you go!
Talking like Dracula doesn’t count. (Neither does suddenly switching to a bad Mexican accent).
Are you the troll princess or something?!
Tanks very much for comparing me to our incomparable Prince Vlad Dracul! But as I sed beefore, I am de Count of Engrish and I use my lawfool autority to pronowoonce dis Engrish, and dat it make de lolls. I vill not svich to a phony Mekhican acksent! Vat doo yoo tink, I am some sort of co-median??
Of course not, Shadow Splicer! I’m the Toilet Goddess – but I’ve been gone so long that I’m probably just the Toilet Minor Deity now. I was just yanking John’s chain a bit. No unkindness intended.
I’m glad you’re back! Does JohnB have one of those toilets with a pull-chain?
Not that I know of, and being the Toilet Minor Deity, I think I’d know! He does, however, occasionally bring ice cream to the Toilet Shark, one of my favorite denizens.
Holly is right – I think you’d have to contact the Dreadful Sesame Street Count Impersonation Goblin, and get some advice as to whether an offence had actually been committed.
Ve here at Zezame Ztreet vill not pazz gudgement on anyvon elzes Count imperzination or on anyvon yanking Count Engrizh’s chain. Chain yaking iz conzidered a vorm uff affeckzun on ziz zite (unlezz it izz too harzh). Ve at Zezame Ztreet haff great rezpect for the pipples uff Engrish Fail.
Chain yanking not chain yaking. Unless we’re using a yak, which I’d rather not.
Vell, I sairtenly do not vish to have my chain yakked. Eet is such trauble getting yaks awp de moantan roadz to de castle! But go ahedd and yank avay! Ve like yanks heere, esspecially de tourists who comb and spend mawney ad de pleyces like de Castle Dracul! By de vay, ve are awferring a spacial ride now on de offeeshal Abibas spoort vare, so comb awn daoon here to Romania!
A spacial ride? So no time?
Eez steel time for spacial, but de Offeeshal Abibas Spoort Vare is goink fest! So liv nao end get awn de plen to Romania, vare ve hev de Noo Yeer Zeeve like no odor pless in de vurld! Ad list, de vurld off de leavink! Ha ha ha!
No odor? Smells good to me!
Unfor tuna teely, my acksent hez begun to heff odor! Ai em sawnding laik Ai em Slavvic end Cherman end Svedish! Vat dose dat mek me, Lithuanian?
I know LOL, ROFL, and LMAO, but what’s LAO?
Laughing [someone's] ass off, but not necessarily your own. It would have to be REALLY funny for it to make me laugh somebody else’s ass off!
LAO!
Well, yes, part of a holiday is that you treat yourself to fancy crap, but it can pall after a few weeks, and you find yourself pining for some plain, homecooked crap. Maybe someplace where she does the cook.
Nothing like good old horse shoe pineapple crap made from scratch! It’s comfort food.
You mean: curry egg horse shoe crap with pineapple? Or did you prefer it without the curry egg?
I think the little curries should be allowed to grow up… I don’t eat curry eggs. And if you serve it with painapple, no one notices the difference.
My good man, do you know to whom you are speaking? I am Lord Percy von Fancycrap!
in english it’s carp, but in other languages the name of the fish it’s crap
Are you sure you aren’t thinking about the well known fish called the crappy?
Hello, this is Restaurant Le Crap.
Would you like to make a reservation?
No thanks, I’ve eaten at your many other stores before and prefer food that I can identify and keep down.
Awesome! I’m lao! Finally our engrish gets insulted~
Digg mah fancy crap, yo!
Laos is a country bordering China, Burma, Vietnam, Cambodia, and Thailand. Lao is the language
What about “Local Anodic Oxidation”?