could you shot me, please?
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oh i can shoot you with something , and you better like it.
It took me a whole DAY to get that! Heheh…
i can shot her
You left the lens cover on in shot 1, your finger is in front of the lens in shot 2, you moved the camera in shot 3 to where everything is an abstract blur, and in shot 4 the faces are above the frame. There is no fill flash on the inside shots and the pictures are black blobs in front of a window. You lost half of your work because there was no film in the camera. You are a bad shot.
FML!!!
I wouldn’t have been so bad, except it was a digital camera. Ask Jimmie Olson or Peter Parker for some tips.
*draws a shotglass on the sign* Here ya go, bottoms up!
How do I shot you?
Lol I dunno!
Do you have a time machine? Use it!!!!
Apparently Kodak is going into the firearms business
When I first read that I thought it said “Kodiak,” and we were dealing with another Cold Bear.
Everytime i see the word Kodak i think its Kodiak. Ima canadian fo show.
I’ve never been to a fo show before! What is shown?
Fo’s. Theyre like foo’s. But theyre so fooish that the forgot 1 o.
My “y” Ran away to shanghai.
“I” can see that
But then i would need to go to the past… again.
H1N1 vaccine or penicillin?
Neither, she’s asking for a drink. Somebody please give her a shot!
*gives her a shot of whiskey*
Violation! Violation! Minors cannot serve alcohol in public establishments! I’d be glad to give her a good stiff one, but I don’t keep the stuff around any more…
Hmmmm…that is a problem! How about I just give her the bottle? I technically not serving it!
Depends on state law. Your just obtaining the bottle is a crime here in KY.
It is illegal here too….. *deep voice* But I just turned 21 yesterday!
They always check mine multiple times as well. I’m 23 but I look 17. >_>
It’s kinda hard to tell your age….your skin is kinda green, you’re missing an eye, and your face is as round as a baby’s butt!
Laughing at all of the above. Thanks!
Ooh, you did *not* just say “I’d be glad to give her a good stiff one”.
Even weirder, nobody seems to have picked up on it. Where are all the puerile minds of Engrish gone to these days?
I saw it, I just decided to ignore it.
Now THIS is a criticism that I think we must take to heart, my friends! I unintentionally left myself so wide open and nobody pounced for almost 24 hours! I guess our inner children are too preoccupied with the holiday season.
I decided it would be rude to point it out! So I didn’t.
I did also notice that. But I thought if I made a joke out of it, it would not be polite.
You said you’d be glad to give her a good stiff one, but don’t keep that stuff around anymore.
I wanted to respect my elders and not joke around about how their stiffness isn’t around anymore.
This from the woman who first caught my attention by saying I ought to try trading in my well-worn brain under the “Cash for Clunkers” program? I told you then I thought that was a very clever zinger, and I hoped you’d stick around. So don’t start pulling punches now! Besides, thanks to the advances in pharmaceuticals, we old and decrepit men no longer have to worry about our stiffness!
You only have to worry about your stiffness if it last for more than 4 hours, right?
Only if you want to avoid permanent injury. Of course, on all the commercials they tell you to see a doctor “immediately” if that happens. Well, good luck with that! Chances are you’ll spend another four hours in the ER, since I imagine triage would tend to put you behind the gunshot wounds, stabbings, etc.
Thanks, kid!
*bang* I am dead!
Sorry, I can’t shot you. There’s no photing allowed.
Panda eats shoots and leaves.
I’ve heard about that book.
Isn’t it:
Panda Eats, Shoots and Leaves.
Which makes it sound like he ate, shot and left.
Yes, you are right.
At least it doesn’t shoot someone, THEN eat them!
After I’m shot dead, I really don’t care if I’m eaten or not!
Just be sure to clean the table!
Okay, but I will not leave the chair on position.
That is fine. Just turn the lights off when you leave.
Hey, if you’re going to shoot me dead, I won’t claim I’ll be able to produce any poltergeist phenomena, like messing with the lights.
……………so you’re not going to turn the lights off?
I guess you’ll just have to shoot me to find out.
I’m sorry, I mean you’ll have to shot me. Please.
Well there IS a restaurant just to the left so that story sounds plausible.
It’s an hilarious book (also educational and interesting, but primarily hilarious) by Lynne Truss, with the subtitle “the Zero Tolerance approach to punctuation”. As someone who carries a red pen with me whilst shopping in order to correct signs in the supermarket, I worship her approach. She also wrote “Talk to the Hand: The Utter Bloody Rudeness of Everyday Life (or Six Good Reasons to Stay Home and Bolt the Door)”.
Loved that book’s message.
This is the basis of the nickname “Wombat” for an Australian man – it means he eats, roots and leaves. (In the Australian dialect of English, “root” means something very different from “cheer for your preferred team”.)
Is this a MONEY kind of SHOT? I think I can accomodate you there, little girl. Ooh I’m bad, lock me up.
*fires money cannon at Mr Evilwrench*
*shoots money cannon at Mr Evilwrench*
Stewie, is that you?
how do i shot little girl
Well, first of all you’ll need to get your phot, then make sure you’re in an area where photing is permitted.
No Shoting Allowed
¯\(°_o)/¯
Great sign! Have any with boys on the cover?
A children’s story about suicide.
If it was about suicide….would she ask someone to shot her?
This is actually the souvenir shirt from the current Copenhagen conference. 12 hours a day hearing the various ways the world will end – I’ll take ten, all in XXXXL.
♪ I shot the sheriff…♪
Funny, she doesn’t look like a sheriff.
Maybe the sheriff was undercover.
She just may be the deputy.
But he didn’t shot the deputy!
why yes little girl i will shot you just let me get my new rifle