Man and Wife Lung Slice
Thank goodness wives are now protected
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
From a restaurant in Beijing
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Is that like parental murder?!
Just be sure to clean the table on your way out….
Has anyone noticed that plate also has nuts?
Awwww, nuts!
Careless butcher. The nuts are nowhere near the lungs.
Unless, that when the butcher got to the man and wife, they were doing the 69.
I don’t see what being fined for smoking has to do with it.
They were smoking in bed, and cigarettes weren’t involved.
Too bad the butcher came along, then. But what a way to go!
Or what a bad way to come.
I guess you’d just be coming and going at the same time.
Is this from around the rib taken from Adam to form Eve?
Delicious, but creepy!
Is this really lung? I haven’t had lung before. What’s it a lung of? Where can I get some?
Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam…
I think it’s usually beef lung. This looks like the menu of the South Beauty chain of Sichuan restaurants in mainland China. Multiple locations in Beijing and Shanghai.
Are those fava beans?
And a nice chianti.
Fphfphfphfph!
Sounds like you’re spitting, Seabee. I think if Hannibal had made a sound like that, people would have put him away earlier. I can’t think of a better way to spell that sound, however, so congrats.
Sounds scary but this is actually a correct direct translation. This dish DOES have beef lungs and was invented by a married couple many years ago, hence the name man & wife lung slices. Lungs taste spongy btw
For details – go to wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian
Seriously WTF is happening on that plate? Just random pile of man and wife parts.
You know what’s creepy, the translation is dead on…
Yeah…not Engrish….Scarysh
I now pronounce you man and wife. You may slice the lung.
See this is where the fighting begins. Whose lung gets sliced first?
Given the gravity of a wound necessary to slice a lung, I would expect it’s the same one whose lung is sliced last.
If we are taking gravity into account then the person whose lung will be sliced would have to be lying down.
Or perhaps falling off a cliff. Like Lover’s Leap. Where people often take the p-lung-e.
There will be clonk-age. Oh, yes, there will….
There will indeed. There is this scene where JohnB and la conejita are stuck in this bathroom, and they have a hacksaw blade, and they have to cut through each other’s dreadful puns to get out. If they don’t do it by the time the baked beans drain out of the bath, they both get *clonk*ed.
John,
Shall we do the “thrust building” exercise and get out through the bathroom door? Or do you want to take a stab at me with your cutting remarks?
I don’t know, but a thrust building exercise sounds like it could send us flying!
Use your “escaping out the bathroom window” trick!
We could do that, but after he pushes me out the bathroom window, he’ll know I am not coming back.
She went out through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wanders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Hes a Poet and didn’t know it!
It’s the Hannibal Special.