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Ohhhhhhh! Can’t touch this!
Oh great; now I’ve got to get MC Hammer out of my head!
You will never get his stench out!
Nothing like a cold bear to bring down a hot body.
No one touch Mr. Body until the police arrive!
Is this one of those doubtful things?
DON’T TOUCH IT!
Do not don’t touch.
So…..touch it?
No touching. Make up your mind. Buy it or move along. I have clients waiting.
If they have to ask how much, dahling, they can’t afford you.
Obviously, this sign is designed for use by menopausal women everywhere, for use when “hot flashes” mean they are not interested in even cuddling, let alone something more intimate. Why, there was a letter to Dear Abby about just this issue in this morning’s paper!
Sometimes women don’t even need perimenopausal hot flashes to prefer not to be touched, depending on who wants to do the touching
Oh, believe me, I can (and have) given entire courses of instruction on touching, and on not touching, to people from ages 3 to 75 or so. It’s not covered well in school.
Are you telling me that you’re actually Sexual Harrassment Panda?
Nope. Never really dealt with sexual harassment, only criminal sexual abuse. And it’s not that I didn’t want to deal with sexual harassment, but only because there’s far too much criminal sexual conduct going on to leave time for dealing with the less serious issue.
John,
Let me just set the oven to 450 degrees.
And ask me to lean into it?
If you wouldn’t mind, yes please.
I see you read Dear Abby, too!
After you’re done in the oven, would you like to sit in the “senior table”?
After I’m done in the oven, I assume I won’t really have much choice over which table I’m placed on.
I thought the “oven-leaning” position was from Hansel and Gretel.
The story that JohnB read said that if your husband doesn’t understand your menopausal hot flashes, turn the oven to 450 degrees and ask him to lean on it. JohnB is not my husband, but I thought it would still be good to ask him to stick his head in the oven.
I’ve been directed to worse places.
Places that are equally hot, no doubt.
“She’s hot! Wanna touch!” — Baby Sinclair
Not allowed to touch the hot body.
Permitted to touch the overweight out of shape one covered in a mysterious rash, but I’d advise against it, that looks contagious.
*touches*
Teens rush in where angels fear to tread.
Well, at least he didn’t put the rash in his mouth. You know how SS eats things without thinking.
*picking nose* Huh? What did you say? Hmmm…my nose itches…..*scratches nose*
Bon Appetit, but please, don’t send us any of your recipes.
I bet he fixes some mean hamboogers!
and if anyone gets done with this site for the day, here is another one that has alot of lulz:
http://rinkworks.com/said/language.shtml
This is great! Thanks!
This would make a great T-shirt