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Store My Ducks
Do you have room for this guy? (Via Pundit Kitchen)
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Hmmmmm…some kind of freezer?
Since this is Engrish, I am not sure if they meant to say ducks or if that’s a mistranslation for something else.
D!cks?
They are selling shirts and other clothing. Maybe it’s the name of a company(which would be a fail anyways)
FAIL
But, you know, if it’s a PANTS store, maybe Ducks is a euphemism that I am unaware of.
What they’ve actually said is Du‘cks! Which could mean just about anything really!
It can’t be a Volkswagen.
Are you comparing apples to Volkswagens again?
nno, i iss kommparinggg itts to aa cccomppputer.
Good! I’ve been looking for a place to keep Psyduck!
What about a pokeball?
He keeps coming out at the most unfortunate instances…
He must be a member of the oncoming generation.
Maybe it’s a cold weather thing. I brought my chicken in last night, she’s molting and needed a warmer place.
Maybe your chicken needs a c0ck.
No, then she’d stop laying eggs.
I’m looking for a place to stay. How about here?
If you don’t know the difference between a c0ck and a duck, I’m not sure which remedial course you need more: secks education or animal husbandry!
my bad. My nickname is d!ck, so I thought this place was for me.
Finally, a way for me to keep all my ducks in order…
Hey, a new addition to the Studded Blue Hexagon club!
Is it afternoon already?
Well, I asked you in a previous post to define “afternoon,” since it is afternoon here (Central [US] Standard Time,” although the time kept on the site appears to be Pacific Standard. But it’s up to you!
Yeah, the site clocks are all on Seattle time (understandably, since that’s where the servers are). Posted 10:53 GMT.
Welcome, anyway! You don’t have to pretend to be bluejade, you ARE bluejade. You can be anybody or nobody, you’re just not JohnB for the while. (kind of like self-storage.) Just be nice mostly, so’s not to spoil it for the rest of us.
John,
Just remember that now that you are also bluejade, you have a job scrubbing employees.
I’d give up the double life if i was you, John
**ahhehhmm* thhthe pporoper wway too sssyay thhhatts iss:; “‘I’d give up the double life if I were you, John.”"”‘ kkapppeeshh?/!!1!
Not a double life. If he’s a bluejade, JohnB is in suspension, as it were.
Nope, I’m the only bluejade that scrubs. Unless, of course he wants to.
There might be some employees I’d like to scrub. I’d have to base it on the particular employee…
Yes, there are bennies to the job. You’re catching on well.
Plus la conejita gives you gum.
Not just any gum… Trident Layers.
Well, I’d rather be washed by a female bluejade than by a male one.
Sorry, you don’t get to choose.
Yes, we choose. We do such quality work, I’m sure you’ll be pleased at the results! However, I’m sure a suitable arrangement can be reached…
Well, as long as they have their own ducks in order, I suppose.
“Ducks in a row”
Are you being fired upon?
If there’s enough shelf space, you could probably even get your ducks in a row.
I give kudos for innovative placement of backwards apostrophe.
How many kudos are there in an internet?
It depends – are we talking metric or imperial kudos?
Are you sure it isn’t one of those funny accent marks that they use in other languages?
?srdawkcab ginitirw rof soduk teg I oD
Would you like some ducks to go with the soduk ?
If I get a soduku, I will want some numbers to go with it.
I doubt the ducks will be able to help you with it much, though.
Well, then you’ll need sudoku, as well.
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On behalf of the blueJade collective, I am denying you entry into the Esteemed Order of the Studded Blue Hexagons, for obvious reasons.
Why can’t I join?
That was one of my old friend’s e-mail address. I recognized it from a long time ago…..in a galaxy far, far away!
I was trying to remember which one it was….
I had to troll a little…..anyways, it is a studded blue hexagon……can I be a part of the Studded Blue Hexagon Club?
I was only doing that because I knew it was a studded blue hexagon. Am I in trouble?
I felt confident, even as a new and part-time member of the blueJade collective, anyone exhibiting troll behavior was not worthy to wear the Blue Hex. However, now that we know who you are, I would prefer to refer the decision to the other two blueJades, who, after all, are really blueJade, and therefore I would defer to their decision in this matter.
Yay! That means that my studded blue hexagon might have a chance!
Uh, a blue hexagon doesn’t make you a bluejade… speaking of which, I lost a yellow avatar somewhere.
Remember, as a bluejade, you are getting a chance to suspend your personality. Maybe you need some practice… it can be a little disorienting, but fun when you get used to it.
hmmmmhmmmmhmmmmmm,,.,,,.ish wiiill hashhta ttrryyry ttooo ppppractissse thhhhhats!1<!
SS, you don’t need to be a bluejade…
He’s having enough trouble being himself!
srory, ii gettetd clcllonkd tottoooo mmanany timess yesterddday>
I feel compelled to mention I am the original Jack’s C0ck, not that other dude…
No need to crow about it.
Oh, that’s bad, John, that’s a truly bad Dreadful Pun. You have to stay in Dreadful Pun Hell for a full half-hour for that transgression. Which one did you have in mind, “Armor” or “Vampires”?
Dam sparkly vampires!
My daughter has been there! It’s a clothing store in Japan.
WIN
Them ducks are getting quackers this season. =3
Iv been in that store! it’s in harajuku! i remember because i was almost assaulted by a weird Nigerian guy
As soon as I saw this pic I experienced deja blog. Doesn’t anyone else remember seeing it before?
Glitch in the Matrix?
I have never seen this anywhere, not even where I store my ducks.
Wish I could be a blue studded hexagon. (doesn’t particularly care for my avatar)
Bran, just go to gravar.com and you can change your avatar picture.
Why do you want me to buy a house? Do you hate me so much that you want me to move away?!
Or did you mean gravatar.com?
It is meant to be said in a New Zealand accent.
Ahh… there’s the place
(open and closes door)
Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack WOW..IT..IS..NOSEY..IN..HERE!
WHAT!
Hey I saw this place in japan :3 Its on that one street.. the one famous for the gothic/lolita stuff.
There’s a ton of signs like this one there :p
Employees are required to be tested for Anatidaephobia.
(I was not going to go through 88 comments, so sorry if someone already stole my joke.)
Shinjuku Japan! there is also a store called “sexy dynamite”