Assorted Drinks
Red Bull, Cold Drinks, Soda, Fresh Lime Soda, Tonic Water, Mineral Water, Canned Juice, Diet C*ck
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From Agra, India
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Sugar free.
but 103 proof.
Diest = Diet
If you used it like that then it wouldn’t be a drink anymore, now would it.
Hahaha! Good one!
So THAT’S the subtle that the women keep complain about.
Stubble*
So your subtle stubble is stubby?
No, because if it was subtle it would go unnoticed.
But makes water if you step on it.
A diest is the most extreme form of diet.
If Thou, my C0ck, diest,
‘Tis most certainly a thing most foul!
And putative puns bearing “fowl,”
Shall only befoul all the more.
Straight to or straight from?
Goes straight to my ass..
Ohhkay. Thank you for sharing.
Less filling!
But the same taste!
I heard you had to go to the Chef himself to get this “special” drink.
$75/-1 ?!?! Does this mean that you get payed for this drink?
Interesting idea, but no.
The “-” = 0 . It was a common way to write prices in shillings and pence in British & Australian currency.
I’m sure this must be from some other country, or these prices would be scary!
so its 75/0 !?!?! You can’t divide by zero! *bans the restaurant*
Dang, that there c!ck sho’ is popular. Keeps on turnin’ up in all kind of flavors on all kinda menus.
Well, something’s got to f*ck the rice.
And a bullfrog.
I’m not that hungry.
I’m so hungry I could f**k a bullfrog! Wait… What?
I’m on a diet now. Too many tequila shots.
Sounds like you’ll be disappointing alot of women… will that effect your taste?
Sounds like the effect was to affect your affect.
Either way, I’m glad I’m not Jack.
Is the fresh lime soda, Pschitt?
No, they must put the lime in after opening the soda. *pschit*
Put de lime in de coconut and drink it all up….
Take off the coconut bra first
I didn’t know Sorcerer of Rhiannon wore a coconut bra. That’s interesting.
Only when she goes to the bar.
Ooooooooooooooooooooo is there nothing I can take?
Not after I have taken it all
diet?? noooo…. me no like
A bantam perhaps, they’re very small and wouldn’t have much meat on them compared to other chooks.
I wonder what the hen thinks?
Their “eggs” are small, too.
If someone tells me I need to go on a diet then I’ll take it as a complement.
Diets never work. Rigorous exercise is much better.
You’re preaching to the choir. And since they’re of the Oncoming Generation, they’re all “exercising rigorously”.
But they should partner up. Do it by yourself is so inefficient.
On the contrary. Doing it by oneself avoids all the hassles involved in arranging a date, taking someone out to dinner, having to make small talk, probably dating a second, third, fourth time before you get anything–now THAT’S inefficiency!
Those of us who are already married or in a serious relationship, no longer have to struggle with the glitches of dating. So, we are already doing it the most efficient way possible.
I shouldn’t generalize since I know Jinxed was having seckual problems in his marriage/serious relationship. So, my comment doesn’t apply to everyone.
Chances are, if you’re capable of rigorous exercise, you don’t need to.
I was actually just about to submit this exact same picture! That’s crazy!! I had another menu in India offer me a “vag” sandwich instead of “veg”
Diet is when you spit instead of swallow!
Looks like it was shot in a hotel for tourists – the prices are way above normal…
That’s right, Yeah they CAN be Fattening if you don’t get the diet version!