Welcome to a fresh week of limited edition t-shirts available from LOLMart Shirts.
Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase TODAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!
But why fire? Hercules used fire to cauterize the heads of the Hydra, stopping them from growing back, and ultimately defeating the wretched beast. In Norse mythology, the fire giant Surtr destroys all nine worlds with fire. That’s the entirety of creation, people. In the bible, God destroyed the city of Sodom, and Gomorrah, and probably other stuff too, with fire.
Acceptable things to kill with fire: Aliens, vampires, mummies, and, according to this shirt, adorable but oversized bunny rabbits!
Unacceptable things to kill with fire: I don’t understand your question.
LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).
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Hey! That’s not Engrish!
For once, you are right!
I’m always right. For once, I’m mocking the trolls.
And you are right for that!
Right! Right, you’re bloody well right.
Aw, man. You have got to offer these shirts again later. Very bad time with many birthdays, the holiday trifecta (Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas/Solstice/Yule). I’m busted until pay day. *sob*
Ohh thats not funny at all! The bunny is cute, kill YOURSELF with fire!
buzzkill…
Kill fire with buzz?