My parents didn’t use a condom
Sorry, I am unintentional
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Kids love playing with a toilet!
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A toilet is a plumbing fixture and disposal system primarily intended for the disposal of the bodily wastes: urine and fecal matter. Additionally, vomit and menstrual waste are sometimes disposed of in toilets in Western societies. The word toilet describes the fixture and, especially in British English, the room containing the fixture. In Canadian English, the latter is euphemistically called a washroom; in American English, a restroom or bathroom. The latter term often describes a room that also contains a bath tub. A room with only a toilet and a sink is sometimes called a half-bathroom, a half bath, and a powder room.
There are two basic types of modern toilets: the dry toilet and the wet toilet, the latter being the most commonly known and producer of blackwater. The dry toilet needs no plumbing for water input or evacuation, but is often coupled with some ventilation system.
Prior to the introduction of modern flush toilets, most human waste disposal took place outdoors in outhouses and latrines. However, the ancient cities of the Indus Valley Civilization, e.g., Harappa[1] and Mohenjo-daro[2] which are located in present day India & Pakistan had flush toilets attached to a sophisticated sewage system[3]—and other forms of toilets were used both in the time of the Romans and Egyptians as well.[4] Although a precursor to the modern flush toilet system was designed in 1596 by John Harington,[5] the toilet did not enter into widespread use until the late nineteenth century, when it was adopted in English upper class residences.[6]
What an interesting OPR! Thank you John! Where is Paws?
Don’t know, but when he didn’t appear, I thought I’d just pick up the slack.
OPR? Over night policy rate? Office of Primary Responsibility?
Ordinal Post Rule.
HE COPIED AND PASTE FROM WIKI!!!
ORLY?!
Yes, this is the first time in the history of civilization that anyone has ever done that, so be sure to mark this date on your calendars! December 7th. A date that will live in internetfamy.
INTERNETFAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK…….’Mario Hoops’…….whatever you say……….
What the hell is this toy???
It’s an unintentional, obvy.
My question also. What are they trying to teach here?
They are trying to teach little kids not to open toilet lids so they won’t fall in and drown. Of course, they end up peeing and pooping on the cover, but at least they’re safe!
Of course, since it’s obviously designed to quirt the face of any little kid curious enough to open it, I wonder what on earth they meant to say when they wrote, “Sorry, I am unintentional.”
Quirt? I think that toilet isn’t the only “unintentional” around here…
What’s wrong with that? That is obviously a riding whip with a short handle and a rawhide lash coming out of the toilet.
Oh? Can you tell us anything about it?
No! You can’t make me talk!
Want one of these? *gives John Little Debbie* There are more if you tell us about it!
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Though the streams are swollen,
Keep them doggies movin’,
Rawhide!
Is that poop inside the toilet, squirting water at the little girl’s face?
Sure looks like it, but I can’t figure out why the water would be blue and white…
I guess when it’s having its period it would be red, white, and blue.
Haven’t you seen all those commercials for all those “feminine hygiene products”? If you had, you’d know that most women have, well, let’s just say Aunt Flo is blue. I’ve never seen red in any of those commercials!
I am a rare woman with a red period.
If it’s red, it is still quite rare. You could try cooking it a little longer.
Then she could be a well done woman!
I would be a woman with a well done period.
Well done! Now see if you can do it better next month.
Rubbish, you are a perfectly normal woman with a red period. The only human who ever had a blue period was Picasso.
DAMMIT DR WHATSYOURFACE DONT RUIN IT!
On the contrary!! Didn’t Modigliani do a blue phase…?
Miles Davis also had a Blue Period.
♪ I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…. ♪
I think that was a Blues Period.
One of his albums was called “Blue Period.” (Since most people here get lost by my Bob Dylan references, I didn’t really expect anybody here would know that. In fact, I’m surprised nobody’s asked, “So who the f*ck is Miles Davis?”)
Who the f*ck is Miles Davis!!?
Didn’t he play the saxophone?
I should’ve been more specific; not knowing anything about art, I should’ve said “the only human I know of who ever had a blue period was Picasso”. Actually, that’s not strictly true; my little brother went through a blue period where he would only draw things in blue, but that’s not so much an exploration of the limits and range of a specific artistic medium and more because he’d eaten the other crayons.
Didn’t like the flavor of the blue one? Or was he full?
And my “on the contrary” was for wow, I laughed at your blue period comment!!
I was told in art class at school that the Blue period was because Picasso was short of money, and blue paints were cheaper to buy than other colours at that time. Wikipedia doesn’t mention this, waffle about the “limits and range of a specific artistic medium ” either.
Red is the most expensive pigment.
Note that it is made in china, so it makes since that this toy doesn’t make any sense….<–wait, what?
Since the toy doesn’t make any sense, it makes what? Your comment is also lacking in cents!
Don’t be sententious.
Just read my sentences!
OK, this is the most messed up toy i’ve ever seen, no doubt about it. hahaha the toilet is heaping with crap…what?!
Yeah, how bizarre! A toilet heaping with crap! Like that ever happens.
yeah, but it’s a damn toy haha. hilarious.
Yeah, how bizarre! Like toys ever resemble anything in real life.
Bottom line: bet they sell a lot of them.
See? See? This is what happens if you don’t Use Protection – you end up with children and vicious squirting toilets! THE ALIEN MASTERS OF ZORG ARE TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR TOILETS! Keep those tinfoil hats close to hand, people! (I’ve made a lovely toilet seat cover out of aluminium foil, just to be on the safe side.)
“The fireman is very magical! When you rub his helmet, he spits in your eye!”
/Obscure?
Ah Cartman … I used to love that show
In Soviet Russia, toilet pees on you.
Yeah, I know. Old meme is old. I go now.
Hey, it works!
Unintentional toilet is unintentional.
What is the sound of one toilet unintentionally flushing?
Ba-woosh!
Ba-woosh sounds too intentional.. I think it would be more apologetic at frushing wizz no intention.
I shall now go and listen to my toilet flushing (obviously nothing better to do.. ah poor me)
why is there a fire man there what do they hook the hose to the toilet or is there a fire in the toliet a hose in the toliet? it gets weirder if you think about it more
You must have done time in Joliet,
If you keep on spelling it “toliet.”
i don’t care for spelling you see
Do you care for the spelling I don’t see?
Invisible text.
Wuv this! Made meh laugh hard, man!!!
WHY IS A PENIS IN THE TOILET SHOOTING CUM?