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Fascinating.
Curling was done in the parlor
Must be the Chinese adaptation of the Winter Olympics sport, but with pooper-scoopers instead of brooms…
great comment! and nice fantasy sibilance!
you mean, “Curling” The thing thats almost year round here in canada?
But they only play this version on the turd of the month.
There’s another version that they play when the moon is in the sign of feces.
Do you treat curling just like it’s a real sport?
Yeah.
MY dad was watching curling on tevelision yetserday to see who goes 2 the vancouver olympics.
See you there, along with all the other nations that play real sports.
Did nobody get the Weird Al reference? Canadian Idiot? Anybody?! *sigh*
(and NO, Canadians are not idiots!)
I think you got a Canadian and a Scot, so there’s a fair chance we didn’t recognise a Wierd Al reference (we don’t get to see much of his material), and you did manage to hit 2 of the 8 nations (with Scandanavia, Austria and Switzerland) who do think curling is a sport!
Curling is NOT a sport!
Weird Al:
1:10 is my point.
Art is art, regardless of the medium.
Because straight poo is *so* 90′s.
Curled indicates that the food has too much bone meal, corn, or fats.
Are you saying a well-fed dog lays down a straight line?
Our dog does beautifully curled poo, and she eats well!
An over advertised brand name does not mean that it is good food. Check the label and see how many ingredients are synonyms or extracts of corn meal. Check for where bone meal is in the list. Dogs eat bone to get to the marrow. The actually need very little bone in their diet. See if your hands are greasy after handling the food.
My dogs leave curly steamers only when they are sick or have eaten something that bothers them.
My dog just seems to dump her dog logs into disorganised piles. Maybe wanting curled poo at this stage is too much to expect from a 10-month-old puppy? After all, she still doesn’t completely have the hang of “heel” yet.
Perhaps taking her to view properly curled poo would inspire her.
The only thing she is inspired to do by other dogs’ leavings is to sniff them intently; that grud she’s grown out of the “let’s eat other dogs’ excrement” phase.
Maybe it would be best to just show her pictures on the internet…
If you wanted curled poo, you should have got a poo-dle.
Are you kidding? I’m having enough trouble staying mentally one step ahead of a German Shepherd with impeccable working dog bloodlines – a poodle would run rings around me.
I can read Tarot cards, but I’m afraid I’m ignorant of the art of reading dog poo. My main concern in reading it is whether it has been deposited indoors or outdoors…
If I need something to read, I pick up a book or magazine, or check out the news on the internet.
Well, don’t you have a dog that can give you the latest sh!t?
I do. And reading her sh!t is probably just as valid as the crap presented on Fox.
So that is where the dog sh!t comes from!
It may very well go there, too.
I wouldn’t be surprised.
LOL.
It’s missing the L at the end of “poo”.
So how do you curl a pool?
I suppose you could give it a permanent wave.
or freeze it <.<
Seems to me pools are often round in shape.
Kinda like a water garden, only different: this one is self-fertilizing.
The gardeners here are really twisted a$$holes.
The treat us like crap.
They should be treating the garden with crap!
Yeah, but they don’t give a sh!t.
Why am I picturing something akin to a zen rock garden?
I’ve never heard zen rock, but it sounds intriguing. Is it usually played in gardens?
It involves meditative head banging.
There’s nothing like banging your head good and hard to empty it.
Ah, I see you’ve been to some of the same concerts as me, then.
Nothing says “inner peace” quite like a whole garden full of curly poo.
I’m sure it brings “inner peace” to the dog!
Your poo is not as straight as you imagine.
(?)
I THINK ZEN MASTER IS RICHT IN EVERY WAY
I think zenmaster is right in every way.
is there an echo in here?
Yes, I believe you’re richt.
Poo de Poo picks their ingredients fresh from the garden.
And they’re totally organic.
Yes, no pesticides were used in the pestilence they’ll be serving.
Don’t you just hate contaminated pestilence?
Yes, there’s just so much crap out there that’s bad for you.
No psch!t. That is so true.
Oh, but trolls can be such pests at times.
And since we don’t use pesticides, that’s why they’re still around.
Two dogs, one cup?
Kermit would still fap to that.
Kermit’s gone through some changes.
OH NO! NOT THE TALK AGAIN!!! *hides under bed*
The dog we have rejoices in road-apples.
Hey, Bob, this one kind of looks like you.
Time to spoil the fun. It’s the “curved pool”.
I didn’t see where anyone else said “curVed pool”. That makes a lot more sense than “curLed pool”.
Noneteenth!
Oh sorry, reflex.
And no, Lugubert, you didn’t spoil the fun. You just made us wonder whether you have been reading the previous comments where someone alluded to exactly that.
Read the comments? Who does that?!?
Are we actually supposed to read the comments people write? But that would be so painstakingly long (and funny). God forbid we start becoming friends with each other.
Dog forbid. Oh, wait, that was the other one…
!yas tnod uoy
.’ :siht deppord uoY
.uoy knahT
.emoclew er’uoY
Don’t call la conejita emo! That is not nice!
?tuoba gniklat uoy era tahW
You said emoclew!
.moor eht sretne enoemos nehw “emocleW” yas ylno I .emoclew er’uoY” dias I ,oN
I have found that raccoons have occasionally have done this in garden.
Hmm, I think I’ll just go to the tourist center. I hope it’s upwind of that garden.
Please be self-restraint and be a good tourist to mold a well-mannered imagination!
I think I must have fallen asleep in that class.
Ummm… my imagination has shown some very poor manners at times.
It’s okay. You had a casting made so you could duplicate your imagination.
This is what makes curling exciting……not really.