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Is this like breakfarts?
That’s exactly what I was wondering – I think my husband might be a regular customer.
No, it’s the opposite end. Feed someone a burrito, and he goes *BRAAAAAAAAAaaackFassss*.
Yeah, I really want to buy food out of the back of some guy’s van.
I also sell brownies…..
I have candy.
You have been warned. Eat these burritos, you go brack in da fas!
I’m not interested in your van Brackfas…
Meh. This one isn’t funny enough. Where is John? Make it funny, John!
Wellll…..I got nuthin.
Nice try, though. Go find John or Dr. Handle.
My name is John? Ohhhhhh! You mean JohnB! No B for you!
So sorry. Had to work all day! I hate that, especially on a Friday! And then when I visited a coworker to finish up the last detail, something that took maybe a minute, this young woman, who hardly ever talks, laid out a spiritual crisis she is having, and I had to put on my minister hat for nearly an hour. It was a good conversation, it really was, and I felt like I was of help to her, and I don’t get to put on my minister hat too often. But right at the moment I feel totally wiped out, and not a single funny thing occurs to me! Hopefully my commute home, along with some suitable religious music, will rejuvenate me. Yes, I can almost hear my organist, Mr. Hendrix, cuing up the first hymn, “Purple Haze,” right now…
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy…
Welcome, Lady Mondegreen!
Look, I really can’t help with this one – it sounds too much like “break farts”, which is something that my husband thinks is the highest form of wit, and I have been trying to tell him for the last 10 years that FARTS ARE NOT FUNNY. Oh no, I’m starting to twitch just looking at the picture.
Farts are stupid, not funny. (if you dont get the refernce what Finding Nemo)
What Finding Nemo?
No, What’s on first. I don’t know where Nemo is.
Nemo is a Latin word meaning “no man” or “no one”.
Well, then Nemo is an island.
………..what?
You are excused your ignorance by reason of your callow yoof. It’s a reference to a quote from John Donne (I think).
No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, something something something something and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
Got it! (And I don’t think it was John Donne)
No, Who’s on first! What’s on second.
Put the paint brush on the ground and step away. Someone get a tarp and help cover the victim.
Yes, I’m afraid we may have a DOA here. I’ll check back in later.
Oh dear, well, that’s what happens if you brack fas – you stop very suddenly, and then someone goes through the windscreen and it’s hey nonny nonny and blood all over the place (as Mr Pratchett would say).
Where’s Zorak?
Wonder if he have putlong brackfas. How much for chiz? Hamen eggen brackfas?
Putlong brackfas can be hazardous to your mobility.
I say, when we get a picture not funny enough to generate enough post, we should be post anything we want, even if it’s not related to the picture.
Hey what happened to the all the complaining trolls? I haven’t heard them say that “This isn’t Engrish.”
what the f get off the internet laconejita you are an asshole
Are you funnir?
This is why it’s so hazardous to note the absence of trolls. Part of the Troll Code of Dishonor is, “Never let ‘em think you’re gone.”
The reason why I asked is because he/she/it addressed me as laconejita, which is what I was known as when it came along. Now I am la conejita. Maybe this is someone else and was lazy to put a space in between the two words, or maybe it knew me from before.
yay the little bunny
thats what “la conejita” stants for.. you know how i know?.. huh? huh? huh?
well cuz im hispanic…. IM BORED!
Espero que no estes aburrido(a) de ser hispano(a). De donde eres?
The charm and wit one can encounter on the internet is gratifying! It’s a reminder of the innate goodness of all beings.
“My name is Dennis Brackfas. Try my burritos!”
OMG!!!1! DIS AINT ENGRISH!!!!!1!!!! RABBLERABBLERABBLE111!1
Whatever kind of burritos these are, they have to taste better than the crap they are selling at McDonald’s or Burger King!
oh my god your right. they probably just lay a sleping rabid squreil on the road, wait for it to get ran over, then put it on a bun and thatswhats in a fats food retsuruants breakfart burrito.
Your lovely words (?) are not as straight as you might think…
I will remember your blog place. Because I love you more ideas.
After this I will read all your posts thankful.
Well at least burritos is spelled right
Yes, but to me that’s a minor issue, compared to whether they are MADE right (and/or in a sanitary fasion!).
They are probably made in a sanitary napkin.
does it matter? people still eat this stuff and 5minutes later.. then end up regreting it cuz there cr@pping there intestines out in the toilet.. while their assh0le’s on fire..
thats my POV
Sorry to hear that. Let us know when you’re better.
Frack…