I real(ly) want to see this movie!
The indisputable chicken fill centipede!
Yellow(ly) opening the military shop in Foshan city awards on foot. and man that acknowledges student is more and more. Many. yellow life apprentice Ya Chasu newly seeks, and touches yellow(ly) to fly the tiger in the way
And I just got this terrific new DVD player
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Fly in the way of the tiger, young grasshopper.
Man that acknowledges student is more and more!
Yellow life apprentice? Does that make you my life teacher?
Ya, Chasu.
Hmmm…is that an insult?
Darned if I know! It’s just one of the many incomprehensible things in this photo. I think probably it’s a name.
Ble(ss) you
“The indisputable chicken fill centipede” – you know what this means; everybody gets a drumstick!
Is this movie about GMOs?
If it were, I’d think there’d be quite a bit of dispute about the chicken.
The chicken is INDISPUTABLE, just like the cake is a lie.
Which came first, the chicken or the cake?
The chicken – it had to lay the eggs so we could use them to bake the cake.
But then that butts up against the “chicken or egg” question as well, since if the egg came first, then we could clearly have baked a cake with the egg before the chicken came into existence. Although I suppose if we baked the egg in a cake, there might never have been a chicken.
Million dollar question is answered. here have 1,000,00 dollars >:)
But that ain’t a million!
That’s $100, 000 since this is after taking out the taxes.
Easy: bake the chicken in the cake. Instant football food; chicken cake.
And, indeed, the first chicken must have evolved from some other form of bird, so the first chicken egg could not be laid until after the first chicken had hatched.
Glorious savings! The all dark meat special costs even less now! I like thigh meat.
Yeah baby, me too!
Does that mean if you dispute the chicken, the centipede remains empty?
Yes, but it will then open a military shop in Foshan. Selling awards for shooting onself in the foot or something…
*Shoots self in foot*
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OWWWWWW! Now where’s my reward?!
He said “Award,” not “Reward.” Here is your medal.
But I would have to buy it! He said “Selling awards”
So thanks for buying me a medal! I will wear it with pride!
I’m not giving it to you, you have to buy it! That will be $0 and twenty internets, please.
You already gave it to me! (Anyways, I only have 12 internets)
In that case, I will have to yellow(ly) fly my tiger in your way so you can’t leave or get to the hospital for your foot until you have given me suitable compensation.
I’ll give you ten internets, and some belly button lint.
I’m sorry, we don’t accept lint. I’ll take a hatfour, if you have one.
Or possibly Curtiss P-36s.
Ok, so I’m the only one here who’s that into history of military aviation!
No ,the chicken is indisputable.It’s Chick Norris!
I like de chicken in de pot, not in de sputable.
Dreadful Pun Hell tiger is watching you.
Well, I am touched! And I am yellow(ly), so go fly in the way.
Eye of the Tiger.
Lily! Is that you?
I really don’t think I am smart enough to watch this movie. Just the title and the outline of the plot confuses the crap out of me.
I see what you did there…
Just touch yellow(ly) to fly the tiger in the way, and it will all become clear to you.
You’re quite yellow(ly) yourself! have you flown any tigers lately?
No, but all these danged people who want to fly tigers keep touching me! And they’re in the way!
That is the price of being yellow(ly)!
In the way of what? Who are you blocking? Or do you not WANT the indisputable chicken to fill the centipede, so you block it with a tiger? Then it would fill the tiger……..
So are the Foshan City awards like the Grammies or something?
Yes, except that it’s on foot.
I don’t know what instrument the lady on the left is playing, but she has a very aggressive bowing technique and stance. I think she is reviving the earlier shredding play and without a pick.
I wonder what if would be like to fly the tiger in the way.
I’m sure it would be touching, yellow(ly).
I am feeling tempted to touch yellow(ly). I wonder what if might feel like?
What you do in private is your own affair, but the tiger might object.
The tiger will not object after what I do to him.
Meowth, that’s wright!
Fine. If your going to do it, make sure you get the meat nice and tender. I hope you can beat it well.
What about her “going to do it?”
You will ** a tiger, but you won’t ** me? That’s just not right!
The tiger is much older than you, so it’s ok.
Grrrr…..
Well, size certainly isn’t the be all and end all of good secks, but a tiger versus a domestic feline is no contest!
Tiger vs. domestic female? This thing is only going one way…
Who said we were talking about secks? We’re talking about **.
And no, size is not what matters, it’s how well you use it.
No, its what you do and how well you do it.
Listen ShadowSplicer, I am sure there are plenty of girls your age that you would want to **. And there may be plenty who would want to **.
Yeah, but if I were you, I’d hold out for one who rates at least three stars.
I don’t even think about **. I just like video games.
hurray for online translating programs! How else could we get great translations like this?
truly.
Anyone able to give an accurate idea of what the movie is about?
It is Wong Fei Hung: Iron Chicken vs. Centipede and in the US known as The Last Hero in China.
It is a more comedic entry in Jet Li’s Wong Fei Hung (Once Upon a Time in China) series, where Po Chi Lam is relocated next to a brothel, and disgraced in a lion dance against a dancing centipede. Later Wong Fei Hung observes a chicken attack a centipede, and devises a Iron Chicken costume to best the Centipede in a lion dance.
centipedes obviously
chicken mixed with centipede – a leg for everyone!!!!
I always fly my tiger yellow(ly). How else am I supposed to fly her?
There are other ways and positions to make her fly. She might get tired of the yellow(ly) routine.
But then she might get blue!
Something else of yours might get blue if you don’t try something quick(ly).
But all systems are showing green for liftoff!
I do not accept that the chicken is indisputable – this is a slight upon the chicken. I would like to meet this chicken to engage in reasoned argument with it. Perhaps we could start with “What came first, the chicken or the egg?” Frankly, after the last week of dealing with management types, the comparative intellectual stimulation of debate with a chicken will do me a world of good.
If you dispute the indisputability of the chicken, do you not end up with an endless recursive cycle?
Try scrubbing employees for a living. They just get dirty over and over.
Come Down Here and spend a few days filling in Risk Assessments for chemicals that we don’t even use any more, I’m learning more about endless recursive cycles than I ever dreamed was possible.
Oh, I work in what is called an ICF/MR, that is, Intermediate Care Facility for the Mentally Retarded. These are, I believe, the most heavily regulated acres of real estate on the face of the earth. If one of our residents picks his nose and it bleeds, even momentarily, that necessitates an Incident Report Form, a Health Services Intervention Form, a Behavior Checklist form, entering data into three different data sets, possibly an Interdisciplinary Team Meeting (which requires three other documents), and a written Intervention Plan to try to ensure this will not happen again. (And putting a mitten on him would be a “mechanical restraint,” and that would necessitate about three months of paperwork to get approved.) If somebody taps me on the shoulder, I have to fill out an Employee Injury Report, even if I wasn’t injured. (And I’ll have to pee in a cup, which generates several more forms.) We have to have on hand a Materials Data Safety book on every chemical used in this place, which includes ordinary cleaning solutions, hand sanitizers, and the like, and each one literally is a book. I haven’t figured out why I don’t have to have one for my coffee. (But if I ask, I probably will!) All our reports that mention any medications have to list all the possible side effects of each medication, and we have folks on a dozen or more meds. We have at least fifteen meetings per week we have to attend, and each meeting results in everyone attending having to complete a form. The real kicker is, though, that at a similar facility in West Virginia, there would be 4-5 times MORE paperwork! I have sometimes half-jokingly proposed that ICF/MR programs are the chief cause of planetary deforestation. Of course, we’re going to paperless records very soon, as we have been for the last 30 years. I did work at one center where they had gone paperless, and the electronic records that had to be kept were far more onerous and redundant than the paper ones they replaced!
Your comment has caused me an accidental eye strain. I will email you over some forms to fill out.
Please fill out this computer use risk assessment first. You should know you cannot operate any electrical equipment without a risk assessment being carried out.
I actually had to fill out one of those at an office I worked in for a month.
So it’s like that old anomaly about attaching a buttered toast in back of a cat? Toast always lands butter side down and cat lands on it’s feets so it can’t hit the ground ever?
I Am Curious (Yellow[ly])
BAND NAME!
They translated the Chinese surname Wuang (Cantonese pronunciation is Wong) to Yellow because Wuang also means yellow (as in colour) in Chinese. When it comes to English translation, no one can beat us (Chinese) on being funny. Proud being a yellow person : )
Fun movie to watch, the leading actress was sooooo hot!!
I dunno, I’d be willing to bet that when non-native speakers of Chinese try to translate things into Chinese, they come up with clangers that are every bit as funny to people who speak Chinese fluently.
yellow(ly) amazing!!
Jet Li’s got his work cut out living THIS down.
Maybe it will open new doors…?
As long as they are big enough for the tiger to fly through without getting in the way.
The Doors were big enough to fly through Ed Sullivan, but only once.
What about the Beatles?
Why does the chicken cross the road?
Tiger student kicked it across.
I hate it when the cover gives away the whole movie.
the guy on the right looks like a mannequin
I know!! I thought the same thing! Maybe they couldn’t find someone to act in their crappy movie, so they just dressed a mannequin to play a part.
That’s why the reviewers found his performance so wooden!
this movie actually invovles a chicken and a centipede in case u were intrigued lol
Why did the chicken fill the centipede?
Yep. That’s a chicken alright. No doubt about it.
Yellow(ly) indisputable!
chicken? in MY centipede?
it looks like this ad was the result of a mad lib.
Only better.
I think I have this movie. It’s called Kung Phooey!. I haven’t watched it yet.. Looks like I am going to have to.
How would you define yellowly?