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Excerpt from the landing instructions of Kamikaze Airlines
At least the table
looks well and cosy and clean
while you, Sir, do not.
They put up this sign after Mr Creosote’s last visit.
I’m still trying to decide whether the caption is a pun, or if the spelling error is unintentional.
Well, it is a lot easier to keep the chair on position (and on the premises) with the chain installed, like those pens in banks.
Slight misunderstanding here. I call the comment above the pic “the caption”. I was commenting on the meanings of the word “passed”, which is no longer there.
By the time I got there, it had passed. I hope it kept the table clean!
As I submitted this, I could tell… do you want me to?
Oddly enough, the title is not the one I thougth of…
“Thougth”? I’m guessing it WAS a typo!
Yes, ‘thougth’was a typo indeed ;P
Do tell!
Do smell.
I don’t smell anything unusual here… Just tell us what it is supposed to say!
it says:
“after eating, please put the chair back and take your rubbish with you, thank you.”
nothing about tables, and certainly nothing about dying. hope that helps.
Fairly standard restaurant admonition–don’t move the chairs and bus your tables. Finished = dying?
No, i think is the term “歸” which they translated into dying. It has the meaning of “going back” or “dying”
I see! How informative!
Me too. I can’t let misspellings go either.
They corrected it. For those who arrived late, PAST used to be PASSED.
But the actual CAPTION still says “keep the CHAIN” on position.
Always respect the chain o’ position!
God Bress Capitarism
The attitude seems a bit cold and soulless to me.
If this is at a restaurant, you need to turn around an high-tail it out of there. I don’t care if the word was supposed to be “dining” – with that kind of Freudian slip, it’s best not to take chances.
Damn corporations! Even death won’t set you free…
Yeah, I figure some corporation out there is working on a way to make zombies so they can have a cheap labor force. It would be a little risky, but think of the profits!
They did it many years ago, with a device they called the “television.”
Papa Doc used 11 different herbs and spices.
I’ve often suspected I’ll hear my wife’s voice in the afterlife, helpfully reminding me of household chores I am still neglecting.
Maybe she’ll just write you a list for you to take to your grave.
This makes the reanimating so much easier. You wouldn’t believe how messy some people are about dying. It increases the expenses to the corporation and really cuts into the profit margin.
I’ve been scanning through the Kama Sutra, trying to find that position you need a chair for…
I can think of several that are technically different, but they’re almost all basically the lady sitting in your lap facing you, and doing different things with her torso.
I seem to recall there are also some where she faces away…
They usually work out better with a bed, so she has something to rest her shins on.
Is it because she reminds you of your chores while you’re having secks?
No, but that sounds like an intriguing way to possibly get her “in the mood” more often…
That makes me wonder what kind of chores you have that would make your wife get in the mood.
My husband’s chores don’t really get me in the mood. Although I can reward him for having done them.
I have a LOT of chores to do every day! I don’t even get rewarded.
All I get is a place to sleep, eat, and poop.
Y’know, that’s about it, SS. Rewards are a matter of perspective.
I know. I was being sarcastic. I am very grateful.
If you learn to keep the attitude of gratitude at your age, you’ll be years ahead of where I was in terms of maturity.
What I meant was that if I insisted that she could only remind me of chores that needed to be done while we were having secks, she’d have a lot more motivation!
Give it a try and let us know how it go.
I just love these glimpses into the workings of the male mind!
After you die, please clean your table. Oh, and also don’t forget to leave your corporation to us on your will. Thank you.
We already handed over all our corporations so there will be nothing left for the will.
There’s always the incorporations.
And the incompetence! We will always have lots of that. Of course, I think everybody else has enough of that already so I don’t think it will be in high demand.
Yes, please do not leave us your incompetence on your will. We don’t want it. Also, when you die, try not to be too messy.
Help! I forgot to give up my persona as the Trolliest Troll. Seriously, I am not a troll. I’m just mad.
Don’t worry about it. And I am not a crook. Any more.
Isn’t there an appropriate quote in the Bible? “By my purple avatar, you will know me …” Something like that.
Yes, I think it is in Second Corinthians where Paul discusses the Holy Avatar of Jesus.
Blasphemer!!!
Did the Corinthians ever write back?
Never.
Oh, they wrote back, but you won’t find their responses in the official Canon. They were fond of writing stuff like, “Paul, man, do you ever think of lightening up a little? Put a little humor in your letters, it’ll go a long way.” And, “We just don’t get it. Why would God care about whether women are wearing headgear in church?”
I probably would’ve made a good Corinthian.
Did churches exist back then? From what I remember, in the times not so far from the times of Fruitcake the Tempter, early christians had their little meetings at underground pubs, called catacombs.
Headgear was mandatory because of safety regulations.
Did he have waterbending skills? after all, he walked over the stuff.
From what i’ve read, he also knew breadbending and fishbending.
Don’t listen to him! I heard that Madness lies! Like cake!
Yes but only over there. In that direction. That way, Madness lies.
In what way does Madness lie?
Back in 1982 I hope!
What? The year I was born?
This is a old picture.
It’s only as old as it feels.
“Thank you for your corporation” – could “corporation” be a way of referring to your corporeal manifestation, i.e. your physical body? Come here and die tidily, thank you for leaving your body to us… OMG Soylent Green is people!
I had thought about that, actually. But then “incorporation” would refer to the process of becoming “incorporeal,” that is, dying. But that would mean that corporations followed by the suffix “Inc.” would all be dead, although it would be most appropriate for “Murder, Inc.”
All your corporation are belong to us.
Thanks ^-^
Ah, but my corporation is unincorporated.
Zombie bus-boy?
Did I see a typo, chair —> chain?
This, dear sirs, is a classic.
I mean, Ladies and Sirs.
Wait, what color am I supposed to dye it with?
Thanks for the corporation? They would love to have Bill Gates as their guest!
I think I saw this sign in Sweeney Todd’s barber shop.