Thank you officer!
THE POLICE REMINDS
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There is a clan for loving cars?! Where can I sign up?
second :]
yeah but they only like cars of a certain color
right here man… right beside the ninja love clan
*considers joining*
*signs up*
JOIN! NOW!
*glares and eats donuts*
Ooh, lemonade!
I meant the car clan -.-
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Why do I even bother?? -.-
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I like the -.- smiley… -.-
Better the Love Car Clan than the Ku Klux!
It has been my experience that the police do reminds. Just a couple of weeks ago the police reminded me that 53 in a 35-mph zone is an expensive way to travel.
You could have just pretended to have forgotten your glasses and read the 53 as a 35.
That would have been tough, considering: a) I was wearing glasses; b) My driver’s license says I’m supposed to be wearing glasses; and c) If you can’t see clearly enough to read a sign, you shouldn’t be driving anyway! I briefly considered telling him the actual reason–that I had gotten a cell call in the morning, when I never get them (I start work at 7AM) and so I wasn’t wearing my bluetooth, and was distracted finding my phone and answering it–but I realized that at best that would just lead to a different kind of ticket!
No need to explain. You may go with a warning.
Be careful, Dr. Handle’s husband might give you an online ticket.
I wish you had been the officer! But Kentucky does have the somewhat enlightened policy that if you get a ticket, and haven’t gotten one lately, you can get the points off your license by attending “Traffic School,” which can be done online. Since it’s been several years since my last one, I’ll be doing that again. (Saves a lot on auto insurance, since points=big bucks!)
But Officer, I have dyslexia; I thought I was going 35.
I’d think that’s more probably Dyscalculia.
To the best of my knowledge, there is no specific term for people who read digits reversed, since people with a learning disability that causes them right-left confusion and to read some letters and words backwards, which is usually called “dyslexia” (although that specific term isn’t actually in the DSM-IV), are the same ones who would tend to get digits reversed as well. “Dyscalculia” would seem to imply difficulty with computation, which, if it is not a lifelong characteristic (which does occur in some types of learning disabilities), would most likely be a sign of dementia.
I’ve actually known of a case of dyscalculia where the sufferer did have an occasional tendancy to read digits backwards. It’s a rare condition compared with dyslexia though.
Is that really what it’s called? I have literally never heard of it, although different countries can use very different words for the same conditions. What we have long called “mental retardation” here in the US is called, in the UK, “learning disability,” or so I have been told, and the latter term has an entirely different meaning here. (But the term “mental retardation” is probably on its last legs here, where “intellectual disability” is quickly taking its place.)
That’s gotta Sting!
AAAAAARGH! Dreadful Pun Hell fairy goes *clonk*
Dont get the reference.
You must have some combination of extreme youth, an utter disregard of popular culture, a distaste for rock music, and/or a non-functional web browser.
Im 13, love rock, hate pop culture though bleh, and my web browser is fine. You mean sting the band? Where the heck does the car clan come in?
Well the age explains a lot. “Sting” is not a band, although he does play music under that name, usually accompanied by other musicians, occasionally even those who belong to the band through which Sting first came to fame, way back in the Stone Age of the early ’80s, The Police.
Ahh, i know now. STill how doesthat have anything to do with car clans? and police reminding you of stuff?
It has nothing to do with car clans. But “The Police” is on a line by itself, so that’s an easy jump to Sting. Heck, “Reminds” could be the name of their new album.
That’s what I thought when I saw it!
Police reminds of Sting.
Just don’t get stung!
We know you are not 13. Maybe you are dyslexic and meant to say 31 or something higher.
no…im 13
ORRY?! Cool. Welcome to the club!
TY, im sure we’ll all have an amazing time filled with “Thats What She Said” jokes.
… That’s what she said!
Please don’t use my lines for the “That’s what she said” jokes.
That’s what she said!!! ROTFLOL!
Yes, that’s what I said.
Thats what she said! >:)
*joins Love Meowth’s Comment Clan*
*beginning to see “clonk” as a true badge of honor*
It is! Right up there with *clink* and *clank*!
The Tappett Brothers?
That would be *Click* and *Clack*.
So then *clink* and *clank* would be the Tappent Brothers.
Precisely!
and the car caln loves you….
WTF thats me but it got my e-mail wrong so i have a different and weird avatar
I like the other one better.
Looks like an acorn…
Yes, we had a fun day here recently where we messed with our e-mail addresses and turned into all different sorts of icons. (This one is actually generated from my wife’s e-mail address, which I’ve never tried before, so this is how she’d look if she were here.)
I don’t believe she would be at all amused!
And here’s my daughter…
That actually is an amazingly accurate likeness of her at certain times!
Oh, so nice to meet your family. Let me try to introduce you to my husband.
Here he is. This is what he would look like with his email.
He looks kind of ugly. I am married to a TROLL.
I got it! His name is Alien!
Nice try, but no. Specially not after I said the second letter was an r.
Aramis.
Is his name a Spanish/Mexican name?
I can’t tell what you see in him…
His eyes are mesmerizing.
My wife and I have both declared that that was the first thing we noticed about each other that led to the attraction.
Here’s this one with my second email. I am sure it’s ugly since I know it will be a troll.
On this one you look happy. You look like you are BlueJade’s brother.
Your alternate e-mail address makes you look like paws4thot’s cousin!
Yes, he could be my cousin. I look like my mouth is full and my hair fell out.
Don’t I now look like Kinky Tom?
That is one scary look!
This is my old e-mail address. I look like I know things!
I has smarticles!
Hers my other email. ROOFL
And this certainly could be my wife when she has a PMS…
I also have an alter ego who would look like this.
And if I used my work e-mail addy, I’d look like this.
I finally got a big grin! I might have to switch to this one.
That’s much nicer than the yellow sour puss!
But then I wouldn’t recognize you! I always look forward to that big yellow frown.
This avatar does stand out more.
Yes, and it always stands for excellence in comments!
Ugh…
Hopefully the police won’t forget what they were going to remind you of…
*eats donuts*
I gnaw were the miskate are: Should be:
“The sincerity OFFICERS love car clan”
Ah, but the sincerity offers.
Nothing wrong with more love, even if it is a car clan.
Is this a) some obscure reference to the LoveBug, or b) a cop saying “Hey, remember that time we bonked in the back of the ute?” (For the record, I never had secks with my husband in the back of his ute – he didn’t have a tarp.)
Well, I thought of (B), but we tend to use vans rather than utes.
What’s a “ute”?
Ute never heard of it?
I don’t know whether the Ute tribe has ever heard of it or not.
To be fair, I’ve never heard of ute, either…
Sorry, lapsing into Strine dialect. A “utility” – it’s a vehicle with a cab (usually 2-door, but can be 4-door) and a cargo tray in the back, sometimes covered by a tarp or a hard cover (technically not a flat-bed). “Rootin’ in the back of the ute” is a long-standing Australian tradition, right up there with having secks in your panel van. You might call it a coupe utility.
Oh, I had figured that out, more or less, but went for a ref nobody seems to have gotten yet. I guess I’ll give it ’til tomorrow, and then drop a hint.
I think ShadowSplicer is still in his ute. Even I might fit under that category.
I am afraid you have left your ute behind.
My cousin….
Vinny?
Yeah. Now go bathe in the fountain of ute.
It’s always so gratifying when someone gets the ref!
It’s a good thing someone got it. I wouldn’t have, because it’s ages since I’ve heard anyone talk like that.
Is your ref from an episode of “Car 54….”?
Is it something like “Oot and aboot?” I imagine it is pronounced the same…
Probably “Pick-up” or “truck” in North America, depending on where you live.
Why does it figure that a Scot was the only one who instantly understood that “ute” = “tilly” = “pickup truck”?
In the US, a “Utility Vehicle” is what we call the bucket vans they use to work on the utility poles.
If that’s the bucket on a folding arm, we call them “cherry pickers” Down Here.
Do they pick cherries?