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Archive for November, 2009

No way. CFC’s are bad for the environment

Nov. 11, 2009

engrish funny master switcfc

Master Switcfc

Does it control these?

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Master switch in 4 star hotel room, Shanghai

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You’re one tough biker

Nov. 11, 2009

engrish funny afraid cold

Not afraid and cold

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The perfect shirt for my NASA interview

Nov. 11, 2009

engrish funny space rock

ABCDEF
Shot to have rainbow, how to embrace the an wind; The stars smiled on the ground who cann ot understand whet is aiways c ontedot understand whet is aiw
SPACEROCK

You can have your rock, I’ll take the flyman.

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Spotted in Shanghai

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I recommend Xanax

Nov. 10, 2009

engrish funny anxiety fear

She LA
I would like to know, butifeel anxiety and fear …
To learn isa hunaninstinct, toteachingisa humn duty

Is it my eyes? Do you fear them?

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I gotta give them an A for effort

Nov. 10, 2009

engrish funny swinish influenza

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR YOU
SWINISH INFLUENZA
1. fever
2. dry cough
3. irritacion in the eyes
4. throat pain
5. pain of head
6. pain in the aticulations
8. general uneasiness

SWINISH INFLUENZA
CAUTIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS
1. Move away from people that have symptoms
2. Do not greet anybody with kiss, neither of hand
3. Do not share glasses and cutleries
4. Laundry of hand frequently with water and soap
5. Keep ventilate the house, in closed spaces
6. In case of having symptoms do not got to work, contact your phisician or nearest health center, and keep rest. Self medication is not recomended

I have just the doctor for you.

Submitted by: Laura Luce via Engrish Funny Submissions

This is an official Honduran Ministry of Health flyer that was given out to all incoming passengers at the international airport in May of 2009.

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Dear god … those aren’t chopsticks!

Nov. 10, 2009

engrish funny lube sheep

Lube sheep

They make lunch boxes too!

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That just about describes mine

Nov. 9, 2009

engrish funny cushion colour

Cushion A*s.Ill
Colour: A*s

Submitted by: slex44 via Engrish Funny Submissions

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