Comments on: Wouldn’t you love to know what they mean to say?

By: gay^

gay^ — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:57:51 +0000

talking to yourself and RPing? get out of your moms basement

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:45:03 +0000

Well, I’ll taste it for you later. If I like it, I’ll have it for supper.

By: RubyBlight

RubyBlight — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:07:23 +0000

My half-asleep haze suddenly makes me question the tastefulness of my comment.

By: RubyBlight

RubyBlight — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:05:01 +0000

“Repair a foetus first aid pack”
This could be a good thing if it really work–WAIT, STOP! It’s supposed to do that! It’s becoming a set of twins!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:28:27 +0000

Very good! (By the way, I’m now your brother, according to la conejita, so we really are related!) I suspect some messages I sent when I last used dial-up (which was in 2002) are still on their way.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:51:07 +0000

Shhhhh! It’s a secret!

By: Sirtoinou

Sirtoinou — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:39:38 +0000

Must have been a long “What he hell” moment.

By: Sirtoinou

Sirtoinou — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:37:15 +0000

Bluejade, I think you just explained one of the secrets of the internet.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:25:02 +0000

Dial-up.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:49:07 +0000

Said the twitty kitty.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:48:08 +0000

Just think what Vincent could have done, if he had had the medium of duct tape available to him!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:46:04 +0000

I only read page 2,438. I also read page 1,912 of the House bill.

By: Richard M. Nixon

Richard M. Nixon — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:57:52 +0000

Who is the “one” whose self you are by?

By: blueJade

blueJade — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:23:28 +0000

Sounds like torture and amusement at the same time!!! I do love Kurosawa, and Mifune Toshiro.

By: Lllll.

Lllll. — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 08:32:06 +0000

…I once tried something ‘new’ and subscribed to Netflix…and in their library were early Kurosawa movies that hadn’t yet made it to our shores…one looked inviting ( I LIVE IN FEAR/Ikimono no kiroku 1955 ), but it turned out to have been translated to the mother tongue by way of China; the licensee, if it were legal at all…and so, what followed were an hour and forty minutes of Mifune Toshiro in crone makeup and a boatload of characters named Chan speaking random poetic word choice dictionary scripting with hints of Ran to come…

By: Eu!!

Eu!! — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:33:50 +0000

Actually what you are holding isnt even a microphone. D:

By: Calvin

Calvin — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:50:47 +0000

You mean you actually read the bill??? That’s one!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:31:17 +0000

It’s a misspelling of “inflate a babe”, i.e. a very young child. Obviously, after you’ve repaired your foetus, you need something to reinflate it when it’s actually born, don’t you?

By: Bran

Bran — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:24:37 +0000

They had one set, a dress and tux, one year that looked like Van Gogh’s Starry Night.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:03:54 +0000

OK miss funny bunny!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:45:57 +0000

I prefer funny bunny.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:25:36 +0000

Quite a witty kitty!

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:23:19 +0000

Very witty!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:09:09 +0000

Maybe they are trying to illuminate us with their posts, as in lamp posts.

By: Here4tehlulz

Here4tehlulz — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:53:24 +0000

A foetus repair kit? IT COULD SAVE MILLIONS OF LI… wait what? its a translation error… oh thanks now I look like an idiot… oh is this thing still on? *switches off microphone*

By: Raindancer

Raindancer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:52:21 +0000

Epic comment win

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:12:58 +0000

Too long. More like a waka:

Regardless and by
Oneself the lamp, the stopwatch
Repair a foetus
First aid pack, tool set, inflate
All ability easy

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:05:42 +0000

Each year they have a contest for the best prom outfits made entirely of duct tape.

By: lexan D

lexan D — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:27 +0000

Yes.
So many bright and useful things, so little time.

By: HannahBanana

HannahBanana — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:34:21 +0000

I just think it would be more convenient to inflate and deflate them when the situation calls for it. Keep them small when exercising, and use them as flotation devices if your cruise ship goes down.

By: slangdaddy

slangdaddy — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:56:04 +0000

This must be a modern ad put into haiku

By: bluejade

bluejade — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:43:28 +0000

This is truly a must-have product. I have no doubt, had I stocked these, I could have kept my shop open. Too late!!

By: ShadowLamp

ShadowLamp — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:36:03 +0000

Whatever do you mean? There are no lamps here…..*whistles*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:30:56 +0000

Is it just me, or have we had lots of Engrish regarding lamps lately??

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:25:23 +0000

Silicone bandages should come in handy for those women who have breast implants gone wrong.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:23:09 +0000

Well, they are allowed to use silicone for that purpose in the US.

By: omg-not-again

omg-not-again — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:22:49 +0000

“repair a foetus” is maybe a do-it-yourself abortion kit ?
you know, its not the foetus getting repaired, but the woman who has it without wanting it ?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:21:20 +0000

“Regardless and by oneself the lamp.” I believe that was Hendrix’s first draft of the refrain for “The Burning of the Midnight Lamp.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:18:46 +0000

I would like to have all ability easily installed! Where do I sign up??

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:17:18 +0000

Some people are just legends in their own minds.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:16:28 +0000

It’s just the latest technology, breast implants with adjustable air flow valves installed in the nipples, so that Tawannawacka can be a 48DDDD exotic dancer by night and wear normal human attire by day.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:13:54 +0000

No, silly, it’s on page 2,438 of the Health Reform Bill passed by the US Senate. It says, “Federal funds shall not be used for any elective abortion, except in the case where a repair a foetus first aid pack is immediately available. If the foetus is successfully repaired, of course, follow the procedures outlined in Section VIII, Subsection 23, paragraphs 3-426, except wherein cases fall under Section MCMXCIC, Subsection 1459X, paragraphs 44-72. No portion of this act shall be construed to contradict Federal Maritime Law in this regard, however.”

By: MRNot

MRNot — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:56:23 +0000

I are constantly confused by how some 1st posts are being made hours after the actual first post…

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:36:05 +0000

By being regardless I am often by oneself.
This could be just what I need.

By: SeaBee

SeaBee — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:34:34 +0000

It’s time for the 2 pm troll chimes.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong!
wrong wrong wrong wrong!
Wrong wrong wrong wrong!
wrong wrong wrong wrong!

Ya Wrong!
Ya Wrong!

By: Lilly

Lilly — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:28:21 +0000

I don’t think we are ready for that message.

By: Rhianimator

Rhianimator — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:20:35 +0000

And you can still have Lamp for dinner. But by oneself, in this case.

By: Eu!!

Eu!! — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:20:14 +0000

It repairs fetus. :]

By: Eu!!

Eu!! — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:19:37 +0000

FIRST!

By: HannahBanana

HannahBanana — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:52:48 +0000

I wish I had inflate-a-bubes.