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40 pcs Disposable shoe sheath
Use range:
Blood friend is used come to visit, convenient, clean dust prevention, dispense with escape from shoe vexation.
No friends, but I do have some wool.
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blood friend always makes such a mess on the floors!
Wow… even Google Translator could do better than this. haha
Dexter can’t help what he is. He at least uses plastic!
SMILING ORPHANAGE BLAST!!!
I bet these go well with the cheat shoes.
Only when they are underground.
I need these when I go shopping with my wife. Then I could dispense with the various methods I use to escape from shoe vexation.
amen
I have found a way to escape shoe vextion: don’t buy shoes. Get a pair of good short-sided leather boots, they’ll go with just about anything (I don’t wear dresses). Why so many women let shoes take over their lives, I’ll never know.
I was wondering, won’t the vampire get suspicious when you try and put it in a dust bag?
Yes, but it states that it’s convenient.
But I wonder why it wants to prevent clean dust. I’m much more worried about the dirty dust.
No wh0re dust then?
Only in the kitchen, when she does the cook.
The cook likes c00king!
If you put the vampire in the dust bag *before* you shove a stake through it, then when it crumbles to dust the dust is all conveniently contained. Otherwise it goes everywhere, and you spend the rest of the morning trying to sweep it all up.
Exactly, but I think that most vampires will get suspicious that you intend to stake them, if you try to put them in a dust bag.
Just ask them to go inside the bag to look for the pint of blood you left for them. Once they’re inside and looking for them. Take your shot, I mean your stab.
I’m not sure how your vacuum cleaner works, but if there’s a pint of blood in the dust bag, chances are the machine has malfunctioned.
A wet/dry shop vac would be very useful for that.
The blood is from when I cleaned up after my dead bodies/necrophilia party I had, not from the machine.
Blood friend doesn’t come any more… shoe vexation escape conveniently dispensed and cleaned, dust prevented.
When the blood friend stops coming, isn’t that called “Men-O-Pause”?
No, that would be Edward-O-Pause.
Aka “New Moon”.
boom boom tish!!
Dreadful Pun Hell fairy excuses you on this occasion and giggles instead. But don’t get used to it.
It’s to keep the sparkles from getting all over. Seriously, I keep finding specs of glitter for months after one of my blood friends comes to visit.
can it work on werewolves?
No, it does nothing to keep overly developed torsos contained.
Nothing wrong with a bit of overly developed torso, provided it’s on a gent of the appropriate age group (sorry, I don’t ogle children).
I had to google ogle. Now I know what it is! (heh, google ogle, heheh)
An Ogle is to be expected when you’re playing D&D with Chinese.
My Wizald beat you Ogle.
A gobrin appeals!
Perhaps it would be good to befriend some people who aren’t quite so sparkly.
D@M SPARKLY VAMPIRES!
Real Vampire Dont Sparkle, join team RVDS.
ok
Where do I sign up? Is there a secret handshake? Do I get to wear a club hat?
Is Soviet Russia, HAT WEARS YOU!
All you Have to do is say “Edwards gay, real vampires dont sparkle” and come up witha funny joke where the last to words, (in any order) are Ham Pier
Ummmm…
That sparkly vampire film scam,
With acting’s that’s all just a sham,
Let’s take it to sea,
To the end of the quay,
And we shall cast from the pier, ham.
Be sure to throw in some chiz, too!
Ur in!
And ur not the real lawlin!
Sorry, I didn’t see that you were using your old email address…
It better be better now!!!
Oh but sparkly fiends are so much more fun.
oops, I mean friends.
You mean I should get some old-school vampire friends? Yes, they were less messy in that way.
blood friend?
think of aunt flo
After weeks of PMS, she could indeed be a friend!
This is for you, JohnB!
It will have to wait until I get home. The state has it blocked.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!!!!!!
Oh no! You don’t have it? Without the Pantone Match System we won’t be able to complete the graphics job, it is required.
It puts the sheath on the vampire, or it gets the ridiculous teeny-non-secks-swoony movie again.
If it has any sense it will take the opportunity to shove the stake through the annoying sparkly terminally moping twipire whilst it’s at it.
Obviously “Blood Friend” = Blood Elf
Use: Apply to Feet to increase Agility +2
Using these will cause shoes to become Soulbound
Requires: Blood Elf Friend
Oh how I miss the days when my blood friend came to visit. I hardly ever see him anymore.
I guess you bled him dry.
YEAH PEOPLE LET’S ESCAPE FROME SHOE VEXATION!
*laughs madly*
These do work against a form of shoe vexation – in the lab where I work, I have had many discussions about “appropriate footwear” with some of the younger laydeez, who like to wear strappy/open-toed and/or heeled shoes. Now, I have a box of shoe covers, and anyone who comes in to do lab work without appropriately closed in shoes has to wear these. The first week it was hilarious, you should’ve seen the looks on their faces… (And yes, I am known as The Lab Nazi.)
Lab Nazi: NO TEST TUBE FOR YOU!
And what about training shoes (the odd pair of real leather or suede ones apart)? I’m being serious here; most things that can injure someine in sandals will also go through cloth or vinyl trainers.
Is Someine a lab worker at Dr Handle’s workplace?
I require closed-in non-permeable shoes to be worn in the lab, leather footwear if you are going to be using liquid nitrogen (or you wear the overboots provided). Honestly, what are they teaching kids in uni these days? A new starter showed up in what were essentially thongs (flip-flops) the other day, ferchrissakes. NO TEST TUBE FOR YOU!
hmm… if I dispense with my escape from shoe vexation I can conveniently use my bloodfriend to come and visit… and if he crumbles to dust the sheath will prevent hiw dust from being cleaned up?
Could that be it?
I need to join RVDS, where do I sign up?
Sorry for the spelling by the way, cold fingers and a tiny keyboard is not a preferable combo.