Comments on: Mmm .. extra bulb for me! http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:52:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: butter pop http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-75341 Mon, 04 Jan 2010 18:55:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-75341 Sizes are 20 Watt, 40 Watt, 60 Watt, and 100 Watt. 200 Watt available. I could use a lamp. Medium-Rare please!!!

]]> By: emotreblechef http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-72663 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 21:38:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-72663 i love lamp

]]> By: Uvi http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-70964 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:16:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-70964 For a light meal. Har.

]]> By: Lurking Grue http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-69398 Sat, 05 Dec 2009 06:10:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-69398 Lamp is a type of seafood. But that’s a scary mistake–I can’t stand any sort of light.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-69184 Fri, 04 Dec 2009 11:40:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-69184 Pschitt is from Uranus.

]]> By: sjerrie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-69092 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:36:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-69092 adamm’s family!!

]]> By: sjerrie http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-69089 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:34:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-69089 men are from mars, women from venus,,

]]> By: Juan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-69011 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 18:20:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-69011 Can you hear me you peers and privy councillors
I stand before you naked to the eyes
I will destroy any man who dares abuse my trust
I swear that you’ll be mine…
At the seven seas of Rye

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68939 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:07:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68939 I had to go through hell for it, too!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68938 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:06:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68938 I did not have any rye! Or scotch or bourbon. I swear I am soned cole stover!

]]> By: Juan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68933 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:46:51 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68933 I liked the part where you made a pun.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68890 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:13:32 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68890 It’s a perfect example of his rye humour.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68615 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:52:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68615 8O I can’t believe you just said that!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68606 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:34:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68606 Some people are plenty close enough when they’re not close enough at all.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68605 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:33:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68605 I thought the Stir-Fried Lamp had enlightened me! Now I am Lamb-basted with the real truth!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68604 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:29:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68604 Well, it is rumored that he was a cereal killer.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68603 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:28:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68603 Drosophila was known to be rather flighty at times.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68601 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:27:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68601 Or close enough at all.

]]> By: Almighty Garden Filter http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68600 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:25:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68600 ‘Tis the season for Fruitcake. You can protect yourself in this evil season by wearing a garland of fresh garlic around your neck. That way, no one will get close enough to offer you Fruitcake.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68594 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:18:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68594 I think you’re confusing him with Fruitloops.

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68453 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:49:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68453 Don’t lick Uranus. Venus is better.

]]> By: Starsky http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68446 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:08:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68446 Who cares how its done…

“I Love Lamp!”

]]> By: Khani Devgan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68435 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 01:56:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68435 Mmmm, a light snack!

]]> By: Juan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68419 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:16:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68419 Yeah, now I get it! Thanks!

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68418 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:12:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68418 Didn’t Drosophila eat Fruitcake?

]]> By: AmEv http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68414 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:50:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68414 That should read Lamb.

Hate to be a party pooper. (‘scuse me)

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68413 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:48:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68413 Almighty Garden Filter, protect us from the eebilness of Fruitcake, for it are truly disgusting, Ramen.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68412 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:28:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68412 He is the Fallen One! And he lurks in the shadows of the heart of Mankind, waiting for opportunity… beware of the workings of Fruitcake!!

]]> By: random lolcat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68356 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:09:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68356 but have you killed a man with a trident?

]]> By: Juan http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68340 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:38:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68340 Fruitcake was the root of all evil.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68299 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:50:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68299 Who hasn’t?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68247 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:23:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68247 Then you shouldn’t be wasting time here! I hope your Bible chapters aren’t from the Book of Numbers, since that’s so mind-numbingly dull. “And Zepeposter of Ganingananga took him a wife from the Spamegians, and she bore him seven sons, Flubatis, Nemacrub, Goranajab, Zootsoot, Hemhamhumhomhim, Herbergergerder, and Snodipax. And Flubatis, when he was 63 years old, took him a wife from the trible of Medebedemum, and her name was Rubicomiscom, and she bore eleven sons, whose names were Fruitcake, Gemima, Drosophila, Anthrax…”

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68239 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:16:11 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68239 You’ve licked a planet?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68236 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:13:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68236 But you can’t beat the flavor of mercury!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68232 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:10:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68232 Actually, my lessons for the day include: two quizzes on geography, a math test, a geometry lesson, algebra homework, English II, grammar and language test, and also read three chapters of the Bible.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68223 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:01:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68223 Just note that the degree of effectiveness in each task was quite comparable. That’s our lesson for today.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68221 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:56:29 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68221 Just wait ’til you get to be my age. I unlearn things all the time!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68219 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:49:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68219 First you try to kill the funny, then you try to be funny?!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68218 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:47:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68218 But I already learned it! I can’t un-learn it!

]]> By: PoodleGroomer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68200 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:59:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68200 Look for the ones with the green end caps. The old ones with silver end caps have a lot more mercury.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68185 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:05:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68185 I can.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68184 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:02:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68184 But I happen to like rotini!

]]> By: Droll not Troll http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68145 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:15:34 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68145 Heh heh! Just wait till Gabriel blows His Horn. :P

]]> By: np http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68142 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:56:33 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68142 Can’t believe no one had this yet: I RUV RAMP!

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68124 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:50:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68124 Prerogative of age.

]]> By: platypus http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68121 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:41:04 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68121 NIGAHIGA!!!!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68119 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:39:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68119 Oh dear, now I have the English version of Handel’s “Creation” running through my head:
“The heavens are telling the glory of god,
The wonder of his work displays the firmament”
Hell’s bells, what a mental picture that’s given me.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68118 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:37:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68118 I think I’d rather eat full FET fluoro tubes occasionally as a treat than eat the compact ones regularly, that way I enjoy them more and don’t feel guilty about it.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68117 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:37:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68117 But bluejade did it!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/29/engrish-stir-fried/comment-page-1/#comment-68115 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:36:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15369#comment-68115 You’re welcome. Just because the pics here are Engrish doesn’t mean we encourage it in youngsters.

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