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	<title>Comments on: Pay attention America, they&#8217;re going to own us soon</title>
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	<description>Engrish is NOW! :)</description>
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		<title>By: Jakub Musil</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-69548</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jakub Musil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I took a picture of that as well :D and then I forgot to send it to you]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I took a picture of that as well <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  and then I forgot to send it to you</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68596</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#039;s a no brainer.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s a no brainer.</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68402</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Care to borrow one of my wet manila folders?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Care to borrow one of my wet manila folders?</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68301</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:54:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since you said there were no naked pictures in there, I clicked. Nothing amusing to see. If you are going to pose on pics for people to see you, at least wear a good sexy bra, and make a sexy pose instead of just standing around in front of the mirror with your camera in one hand.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since you said there were no naked pictures in there, I clicked. Nothing amusing to see. If you are going to pose on pics for people to see you, at least wear a good sexy bra, and make a sexy pose instead of just standing around in front of the mirror with your camera in one hand.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68203</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is fvcking nuts. What are the putative employers looking for? Time travelers? Pathological liars??
Sure the economy is tough, and people are willing to do damn near anything for a paycheck, but I would wonder about management in a company with that sort of grasp on reality.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is fvcking nuts. What are the putative employers looking for? Time travelers? Pathological liars??<br />
Sure the economy is tough, and people are willing to do damn near anything for a paycheck, but I would wonder about management in a company with that sort of grasp on reality.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68201</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I eschew hard enough, I won&#039;t even get hired.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I eschew hard enough, I won&#8217;t even get hired.</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68197</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s the same all over; I&#039;ve seen posts asking for several years experience in versions of languages/applications that have only been available (except for beta tests) for a couple of months.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s the same all over; I&#8217;ve seen posts asking for several years experience in versions of languages/applications that have only been available (except for beta tests) for a couple of months.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68189</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In that position, eschewing would be bound to get you fired!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In that position, eschewing would be bound to get you fired!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68187</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When she was &quot;Jennifer,&quot; she wasn&#039;t acting like a troll, and when people who aren&#039;t trolls have clickable names, I sometimes click on them to see what the deal is.  When she became &quot;NAKED SARA,&quot; I simply recognized her.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When she was &#8220;Jennifer,&#8221; she wasn&#8217;t acting like a troll, and when people who aren&#8217;t trolls have clickable names, I sometimes click on them to see what the deal is.  When she became &#8220;NAKED SARA,&#8221; I simply recognized her.</p>
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		<title>By: paws4thot</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68162</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[paws4thot]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Goes nicely with my &quot;Are you sure you actually have a neuron to get lonely?&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Goes nicely with my &#8220;Are you sure you actually have a neuron to get lonely?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Droll not Troll</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68154</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Droll not Troll]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:44:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And the reason your head is there is to keep the rain out of your neck.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And the reason your head is there is to keep the rain out of your neck.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68136</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I intend to eschew the ball-sucking job, however.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I intend to eschew the ball-sucking job, however.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68135</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have zero argument with what you&#039;re saying. I think our economy is beginning a very unpleasant transformation  process. I have no idea what the outcome will be; but the process of change is harsh. I am smack in the middle of it myself; and the only answer I have is to change my definition of &quot;success.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have zero argument with what you&#8217;re saying. I think our economy is beginning a very unpleasant transformation  process. I have no idea what the outcome will be; but the process of change is harsh. I am smack in the middle of it myself; and the only answer I have is to change my definition of &#8220;success.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68132</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:26:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- @ blueJade -

Sadly...a lot of corporations who have open positions are stating that there are not enough qualified canidates.

This is a complete load of crap.

These companies are looking for people who&#039;s skills don&#039;t exist and want them to do it for next to nothing.

I have several degrees and certifications but am finding it next to impossible to find anything...not because of the pay.

Take Information Technology for instance.  They are looking for a canidate who can program in multiple languages, is familar with Solaris, Oracle, Microsoft (all server versions) Cisco experience with certification, has a BS or Masters in Computer Science with 5 to 10 years experience and is willing to do &quot;whatever it takes&quot; for $50,000 a year!

A position like that, years ago would have paid two to three times as much.

I was paid $60,000 a year in 1997 in a desktop support role before moving into system administration and then network engineering.

The whole economy sucks.  I don&#039;t want to flip burgers - but damnit, if I have to, I have to.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- @ blueJade -</p>
<p>Sadly&#8230;a lot of corporations who have open positions are stating that there are not enough qualified canidates.</p>
<p>This is a complete load of crap.</p>
<p>These companies are looking for people who&#8217;s skills don&#8217;t exist and want them to do it for next to nothing.</p>
<p>I have several degrees and certifications but am finding it next to impossible to find anything&#8230;not because of the pay.</p>
<p>Take Information Technology for instance.  They are looking for a canidate who can program in multiple languages, is familar with Solaris, Oracle, Microsoft (all server versions) Cisco experience with certification, has a BS or Masters in Computer Science with 5 to 10 years experience and is willing to do &#8220;whatever it takes&#8221; for $50,000 a year!</p>
<p>A position like that, years ago would have paid two to three times as much.</p>
<p>I was paid $60,000 a year in 1997 in a desktop support role before moving into system administration and then network engineering.</p>
<p>The whole economy sucks.  I don&#8217;t want to flip burgers &#8211; but damnit, if I have to, I have to.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68073</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And PIN numbers, just in case.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And PIN numbers, just in case.</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68064</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sure there are a goodly number of unemployed in the U.S. of A. willing to do it locally. Faster service, no language barrier, and save on shipping!
I say we need to invest in our own economy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am sure there are a goodly number of unemployed in the U.S. of A. willing to do it locally. Faster service, no language barrier, and save on shipping!<br />
I say we need to invest in our own economy.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68063</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#039;re somewhere between a troll and an Engrisher. Sometimes you lapse back into a troll, but usually come back. 

Yes, I did click on your link. I think I can trust you. Plus, I wanted to know what you were referring to.  Then when I saw your link, I wanted to google to see where it would take me. It&#039;s a book called, &quot;WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY N¡PPLES, I NEED THEM FOR MY FRUIT SALAD&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;re somewhere between a troll and an Engrisher. Sometimes you lapse back into a troll, but usually come back. </p>
<p>Yes, I did click on your link. I think I can trust you. Plus, I wanted to know what you were referring to.  Then when I saw your link, I wanted to google to see where it would take me. It&#8217;s a book called, &#8220;WHAT ARE THESE STRAWBERRIES DOING ON MY N¡PPLES, I NEED THEM FOR MY FRUIT SALAD&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68061</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You need to give them your bank account number before they can send the money, silly!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You need to give them your bank account number before they can send the money, silly!</p>
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		<title>By: lexan D</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68024</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[lexan D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you want to have a mold made of your imagination in order to make duplicate castings?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you want to have a mold made of your imagination in order to make duplicate castings?</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68005</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK....I mean *Ignore*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK&#8230;.I mean *Ignore*</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68003</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#039;s a book?! And you actually clicked on *MY* link? Does this mean I&#039;m not a troll anymore?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a book?! And you actually clicked on *MY* link? Does this mean I&#8217;m not a troll anymore?</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68002</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, guys. I&#039;ve noticed that this Someone always has the same comment about the pictures. He clearly does it as a form of entertaining himself/herself with our responses and wants us to lash out at him. 

I suggest we do the following:
*Ignore*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, guys. I&#8217;ve noticed that this Someone always has the same comment about the pictures. He clearly does it as a form of entertaining himself/herself with our responses and wants us to lash out at him. </p>
<p>I suggest we do the following:<br />
*Ignore*</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68001</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15345#comment-68001</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I can&#039;t believe it! BAD JohnB! *Double squirt with water bottle*]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can&#8217;t believe it! BAD JohnB! *Double squirt with water bottle*</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-68000</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The strawberries one. After I saw your link, I googled it. I think she also has one called, &quot;What is that banana doing in my v@gina, I need it for my fruit salad.&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The strawberries one. After I saw your link, I googled it. I think she also has one called, &#8220;What is that banana doing in my v@gina, I need it for my fruit salad.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67998</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John, 
   I thought we weren&#039;t supposed to click on links on trolls names. What happened? You couldn&#039;t resist because of the title?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John,<br />
   I thought we weren&#8217;t supposed to click on links on trolls names. What happened? You couldn&#8217;t resist because of the title?</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67996</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Uhhh...what book?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhhh&#8230;what book?</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67992</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, now I am thinking I might even want to read that book. I looked at the ratings on Amazon and they give it five stars. I read the reviews and they look good, but I am still confused as to what the book is about.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, now I am thinking I might even want to read that book. I looked at the ratings on Amazon and they give it five stars. I read the reviews and they look good, but I am still confused as to what the book is about.</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67990</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:27:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mmmmm.....chocolate! I Can Has Chocolate Cookie?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mmmmm&#8230;..chocolate! I Can Has Chocolate Cookie?</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67988</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A favorite quote from my friend:
&quot;The only reason your brain is there is because your head would collapse without it!&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A favorite quote from my friend:<br />
&#8220;The only reason your brain is there is because your head would collapse without it!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: ShadowSplicer</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67986</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[ShadowSplicer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:23:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meh....too easy. Not worth the time.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Meh&#8230;.too easy. Not worth the time.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67976</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They are, of course, the source of all demented thoughts.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are, of course, the source of all demented thoughts.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67975</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I&#039;ll only listen to the General of Truth!  No mere Colonel is going to tell me what kind of day to have.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, I&#8217;ll only listen to the General of Truth!  No mere Colonel is going to tell me what kind of day to have.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67974</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry, that position has been outsourced to Bangladesh.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry, that position has been outsourced to Bangladesh.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67973</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The spirit is willing, but the tourist is weak.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The spirit is willing, but the tourist is weak.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67972</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you really have Zen, you will find no need of self-restraint, but will act spontaneously in a samadhi of innocent delight.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you really have Zen, you will find no need of self-restraint, but will act spontaneously in a samadhi of innocent delight.</p>
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		<title>By: Eu!!</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67956</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Eu!!]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:25:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just proves that US sucks my balls. :D]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just proves that US sucks my balls. <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Phil</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67952</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Phil]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 14:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They&#039;ll never be able to &quot;own&quot; us considering the debt that their own country is in.


According to an article I remember reading in Forbes.

They had disastrous investments in the Blackstone Group and Morgan Stanley which has lost them billions of dollars.  They have accumulated huge U.S. dollar reserves to keep the value of its own currency down.

Every time we print more money we weaken the U.S. dollar, thus making China&#039;s dollar-based investments worthless.

***


So I don&#039;t see how they&#039;ll be able to &quot;buy us out&quot;.  Most of the large U.S. corporations are already globally owned.  One that impacted us recently was the purchase of our St. Louis based Anheuser-Busch by InBev.  Thousands have lost their jobs, including my wife&#039;s director position in Human Resources.  She was with the company for just over 31 years.

The economy sucks and it&#039;s just going to keep getting worse.  We have off-shored so many jobs to foreign countries because it can be done for less.  This leaves a widening gap in the American economy that can&#039;t recover unless we bring the jobs back.  Wages and product prices never seem to meet in the middle.  If it&#039;s made in America, it is too expensive to purchase - people can&#039;t buy products because they are too expensive then that doesn&#039;t inject cash back into the system.

The company has to downsize because they aren&#039;t selling enough which leaves people out of work - who can&#039;t buy products, which forces companies to downsize, which leaves people out of work....etc...etc...  It&#039;s a cycle that must be stopped.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They&#8217;ll never be able to &#8220;own&#8221; us considering the debt that their own country is in.</p>
<p>According to an article I remember reading in Forbes.</p>
<p>They had disastrous investments in the Blackstone Group and Morgan Stanley which has lost them billions of dollars.  They have accumulated huge U.S. dollar reserves to keep the value of its own currency down.</p>
<p>Every time we print more money we weaken the U.S. dollar, thus making China&#8217;s dollar-based investments worthless.</p>
<p>***</p>
<p>So I don&#8217;t see how they&#8217;ll be able to &#8220;buy us out&#8221;.  Most of the large U.S. corporations are already globally owned.  One that impacted us recently was the purchase of our St. Louis based Anheuser-Busch by InBev.  Thousands have lost their jobs, including my wife&#8217;s director position in Human Resources.  She was with the company for just over 31 years.</p>
<p>The economy sucks and it&#8217;s just going to keep getting worse.  We have off-shored so many jobs to foreign countries because it can be done for less.  This leaves a widening gap in the American economy that can&#8217;t recover unless we bring the jobs back.  Wages and product prices never seem to meet in the middle.  If it&#8217;s made in America, it is too expensive to purchase &#8211; people can&#8217;t buy products because they are too expensive then that doesn&#8217;t inject cash back into the system.</p>
<p>The company has to downsize because they aren&#8217;t selling enough which leaves people out of work &#8211; who can&#8217;t buy products, which forces companies to downsize, which leaves people out of work&#8230;.etc&#8230;etc&#8230;  It&#8217;s a cycle that must be stopped.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67939</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 11:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, I tell you, the next thing you know, that $487,000 that I sent off to that kindly lawyer in Nigeria for won&#039;t arrive...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, I tell you, the next thing you know, that $487,000 that I sent off to that kindly lawyer in Nigeria for won&#8217;t arrive&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: dr handle</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67895</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[dr handle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like diving into a swimming pool of melted chocolate.  As a fantasy it is a doozy, but as a reality I think it might quite possibly be at the least very uncomfortable, and even prove fatal.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Like diving into a swimming pool of melted chocolate.  As a fantasy it is a doozy, but as a reality I think it might quite possibly be at the least very uncomfortable, and even prove fatal.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67891</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[But really, I am solidly with Dr. H on this issue, that in my brain I am free to think, fantasize, imagine, or visualize anything I care to at that moment, whether it is anything that I would ever actually do or even actually want to do, and whether it is anything society approves of or strongly disapproves of.  Many things are fun in fantasy that would probably be awful to actually experience in real life.  I think freedom of thought is the most primary freedom we have, and when you free your mind to think anything you choose to, you can open up a whole creative side of yourself you never knew existed.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But really, I am solidly with Dr. H on this issue, that in my brain I am free to think, fantasize, imagine, or visualize anything I care to at that moment, whether it is anything that I would ever actually do or even actually want to do, and whether it is anything society approves of or strongly disapproves of.  Many things are fun in fantasy that would probably be awful to actually experience in real life.  I think freedom of thought is the most primary freedom we have, and when you free your mind to think anything you choose to, you can open up a whole creative side of yourself you never knew existed.</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67890</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#039;s not new; she was previously &quot;Jennifer,&quot; with a last name of &quot;Tilley&quot; if you clicked on her name, and the pictures of &quot;Sara&quot; are the same as the pictures of &quot;Jennifer.&quot;  And in none of them is she actually naked.  Hence my question above.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s not new; she was previously &#8220;Jennifer,&#8221; with a last name of &#8220;Tilley&#8221; if you clicked on her name, and the pictures of &#8220;Sara&#8221; are the same as the pictures of &#8220;Jennifer.&#8221;  And in none of them is she actually naked.  Hence my question above.</p>
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		<title>By: Billy Mays</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67884</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Billy Mays]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[YES, FOLKS, BILLY MAYS HERE AGAIN TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR NEW PRODUCT, INFLAMMAHOUSE!  WHENEVER YOU FIND THAT YOUR HOUSE HAS BECOME UNLIVEABLE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, INFLAMMAHOUSE WILL SAFELY BURN THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO THE GROUND WITHOUT LEAVING ANY TRACE OF ARSON!  NO WORRIES ABOUT INSURANCE FRAUD OR CRIMINAL PROSECUTION!!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>YES, FOLKS, BILLY MAYS HERE AGAIN TO TELL YOU ABOUT OUR NEW PRODUCT, INFLAMMAHOUSE!  WHENEVER YOU FIND THAT YOUR HOUSE HAS BECOME UNLIVEABLE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, INFLAMMAHOUSE WILL SAFELY BURN THE ENTIRE STRUCTURE TO THE GROUND WITHOUT LEAVING ANY TRACE OF ARSON!  NO WORRIES ABOUT INSURANCE FRAUD OR CRIMINAL PROSECUTION!!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67883</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing like some good fermented thoughts!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing like some good fermented thoughts!</p>
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		<title>By: JohnB</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67882</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[JohnB]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wonder if they&#039;re aiming for the temples, since a good tasering across the temples would probably simulate electroconvulsive therapy (ECT, also known as &quot;shock treatments&quot;), which remains the most powerful treatment for depression we have.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder if they&#8217;re aiming for the temples, since a good tasering across the temples would probably simulate electroconvulsive therapy (ECT, also known as &#8220;shock treatments&#8221;), which remains the most powerful treatment for depression we have.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67877</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a last resort, burn the house down. That should get rid of the smell.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a last resort, burn the house down. That should get rid of the smell.</p>
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		<title>By: Queen o'sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67874</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Queen o'sarcasm]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[BE self-restraint? I&#039;d  like to see you try!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BE self-restraint? I&#8217;d  like to see you try!</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67873</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brain Enlargement.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brain Enlargement.</p>
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		<title>By: la conejita</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67871</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[la conejita]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you still thinking about those strawberries? Please let it go. I&#039;ve taken several showers after that. And I have decided not to cover myself in anything else except clothes. 

Since I covered my whole body in strawberries, I suppose they were also in that part of my body. But like I said, that is in the past.

(Hey, did you see there&#039;s a new girl called Naked Sara? Go get her)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you still thinking about those strawberries? Please let it go. I&#8217;ve taken several showers after that. And I have decided not to cover myself in anything else except clothes. </p>
<p>Since I covered my whole body in strawberries, I suppose they were also in that part of my body. But like I said, that is in the past.</p>
<p>(Hey, did you see there&#8217;s a new girl called Naked Sara? Go get her)</p>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67859</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe before you go, burn some sage.]]></description>
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		<title>By: blueJade</title>
		<link>http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/28/engrish-a-well-mannered-imagination/comment-page-1/#comment-67857</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[blueJade]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Open the doors and windows, and leave.]]></description>
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