Comments on: Woh’s teh laeder fo the culb tath’s meda orf ouy nad em?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:14:07 +0000

Mousedung!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:39:31 +0000

Dear Almighty Garden Filter,
Thank you for organising the rain that arrived this week, the plants are looking much happier, and the pond has filled up a bit.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:28:13 +0000

Must have been some ballgame!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:19:07 +0000

I wouldn’t throw a hippie on the fire if I were you. You don’t know what kind of smoke might come out!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:15:52 +0000

We have them in New Hampshire, but that is the USA.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:25:34 +0000

I thought you were referring to the pharoah Themmoses.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:43:53 +0000

LOL! I had one prof who was from Greece, and his accent was incredibly thick, and my friend and I both wrote down every single word we understood from his lectures, and when we put them together we still had no idea what he actually said. Fortunately, his tests were mostly from the texts.

I seem to be mostly waxing philosophical and walking down memory lane this evening, so I think I’ll slip out of here and come back when I’m more on the sharp and witty side! It was an interesting holiday weekend…

By: blueJade

blueJade — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:37:00 +0000

My ex had an instructor known as “Mad Dog,” due to his foaming saliva that would fleck the students in the front row.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:18:45 +0000

I once co-taught a class on research design with a fellow who was largely bald, but did a total comb-over from the hair on the left side of his head over the top and down to the right. That in itself was tacky, but he had this annoying habit of jerking his head up and to the left whenever he was emphasizing a point, which made the hair fall off the top of his head and hang down, literally, past his left shoulder, which looked so lopsidedly strange that it was hard not to burst out laughing. But he, apparently totally oblivious, would simply replace the hair and go on as if nothing had happened, until he tossed his head again, which would be perhaps two minutes later. I don’t recall a word he ever said, but I can still see the hair routine as if it was yesterday, when it was actually 25 years ago. I doubt the students did much better with his portions of the lectures…

By: Almighty Garden Filter

Almighty Garden Filter — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 03:10:44 +0000

Your rewards are not monetary. And whenever you doubt, just recall Pascal’s reasoning: that if there isn’t a God, and I believe, all I have done is believe something that has given me comfort and perhaps inspired me to be a better person. If there is a God and I don’t believe, I miss out on one of the most important aspects of life, and may dim my prospects for the next life.

By: lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 20:24:58 +0000

*copy,paste in childrens poetry book, publish, $10000 goes to Dr. Handle, $200000 goes to me*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:30:24 +0000

Ummm…who did what in the where now?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:08:46 +0000

We had one who was terribly passionate and enthusiastic about his teaching (he took second year biochem lectures), and when he got really warmed up, he would lapse back into German. “Prof… Prof… Prof, you’re Doing It again… Prof… bitte, Prof… oh, can someone in the front row throw something at him please?”

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 17:24:08 +0000

Im ok in your books then!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:31:04 +0000

It’s just that I haven’t been receiving my paycheck lately. I am wondering if I work for someone who is part of my imagination.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 11:14:03 +0000

Where’s my daddy?
Is that my daddy?
It goes “Bugrit!”
It is Foul Ole Ron.
That’s not my daddy.

By: BuckInARut

BuckInARut — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:24:47 +0000

I don’t understand your objection to the title since this is the Mickey Mouse Club theme song… this is a line that proceeds the chorus you’ve requested.

I never thought I’d ever accuse someone of trying to “dumb down” as/since it concerns the Mickey Mouse Club. Irony, where is thy sting?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:25:34 +0000

That actully looks like a quote from the book (original version, not the Sam Vimes re-write).

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:11:11 +0000

Did you know “Where’s My Cow” is a real book? By Sir Terry, of course.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:23:39 +0000

This is my picture! You copied it!!!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:50:24 +0000

I had some professors who were dyslectic, i.e. terrible lecturers.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:48:12 +0000

If there are three persons per average square kilometer, that means there are LOTS of places no one lives, which is pretty much the definition of “thinly populated.” A couple of big cities do not a crowded nation make.

By: Almighty Garden Filter

Almighty Garden Filter — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:40:53 +0000

How can you doubt me, when you yourself are one of my workers?

By: Bran

Bran — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 23:23:56 +0000

Made me lol from the bad spelling.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:22:55 +0000

So, that’s (scrunches brain up and fishes for conversion nomogram) a couple of degrees below zero on the Celsius scale? That’s just a bit brisk, that is – put on a thicker jumper and throw another hippie on the fire.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:51:59 +0000

Hey, that’s close enough to count. Anyone that can put up with -40 for weeks at a time is okay in my books.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:49:45 +0000

It’s been a balmy +2C lately, must be a chinook blowing through. Although there’s been no wind, so I dunno…

@Dr. Handle… I can’t imagine 46C … I remember in 2006 it got to 37C here (@ 75% humidity) and I felt like I had died and gone to hell. Just think of me when it gets to -55C here next month (and hopefully kills those Japanese pine beetles once and for all!).

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:24:58 +0000

Nice guess! ontario. FYI Canada is NOT thinly populated, just because the mean people/Km2 is 3, it means that theres some places noone lives. Which is why mean is a bullshiz way to do things. 200000 people are where i live, and about 2000000 people in toronto.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:05:04 +0000

My friend that lived in Anchorage got a huge vet bill as a result of an altercation between a moose and her dog. (The moose was fine.) I know that’s not Canada, but it’s sort of close.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 12:48:09 +0000

I like it!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:44:08 +0000

“…of the mooses…” The “make you look stupid filter” strikes again!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:42:54 +0000

OTOH the tour party my parents were in were explicitly told to stay out of the way of themmoses in the grounds of the Banff Springs Hotel, so mooses being rare where you live says more about where you live (Ontario or Vancouver at a guess) than about a thinly populated nation like Canada as a whole.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:39:36 +0000

I’ve spent the last week sawing, splitting, and stacking firewood. it is supposed to get to 29F tonight.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:32:28 +0000

Summer is just starting to get hot and humid. Not by tropical standards, of course, but to us Mexicans (which is what Victorians are called Down Here, because we’re south of the river – which makes Tasmanians the Cubans, I suppose) it’s pretty yuck. Hopefully none of the 46 degrees (Celsius) days we had last year (that’s 114.8 F).

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:39:50 +0000

Be grateful that nobody thinks you’re lower than that!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:37:50 +0000

On the front, there’s probably a picture of Pulto.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:35:18 +0000

I don’t want to see him puoting.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:30:08 +0000

Could someone copyright “Mouse”? I think they’re just taking the mickey.

By: Mr. Frykas

Mr. Frykas — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:46:40 +0000

@ Lawlin… Several moose (woah… awesome pluralization) go through my yard on a regular basis. Granted, I live on a farm next to a game trail, but still… All part of life in north Alberta.

@ Dr. Handle… Please forgive Lawlin for his transgression, but it’s just as bad as suggesting that several wallabies hang out in your yard. (P.S. How is summer?)

By: eleanorK

eleanorK — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:28:29 +0000

Sorry, not him, either. It was Gelett Burgess.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:00:55 +0000

That would be Ogden Nash.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:30:56 +0000

Where’s my cow?
Is that my cow?
It goes “Hrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuugh!”
It is a hippopotamus.
That’s not my cow.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:29:57 +0000

When I was small, my Dr Seuss
Was always highly rated,
I liked it so much more than Enid
Blighton (whom I hated).

The Grinch, the Whos, the Lorax books
Were like a wondrous game,
While Blighton’s lousy Far’way Tree
Was just completely lame.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:21:59 +0000

I am slightly offended by the thought that you believe that I am a Merkin.

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:07:12 +0000

Bad title for this pic. Its a bit much. How about M-I-K-C-E-Y M-U-O-S-E! as the song

By: dust-the-bunny

dust-the-bunny — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:02:32 +0000

Yes, I know that’s a takeoff on the childrens’ rhyme.
I’ve never seen a purple cow, either.

By: Lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:02:21 +0000

I can tell by reading this,
You copied Dr. Seuss,
and you can tell by reading tis,
My rhymes are rather loose.

By: dust-the-bunny

dust-the-bunny — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:00:01 +0000

I never saw a purple muose
I hope to never see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I’d rather see than be one.

By: Lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:55:07 +0000

Although i lol… I am slightly offended by the fact american people believe mooses live in canadians back yards. they dont. where i live, theyre rare.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:51:30 +0000

Dear Almighty Garden Filter,

I look at my plants and see that they are drying out and dying. Sometimes I have doubts whether you exist or not. Please make me strong in my faith.

*goes to water plants*