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Did Lionel Hutz write this sign?


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No! Give food monkey

No flirting either.

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  1. catgirl says:

    The title for this post is even funnier than the picture.

  2. Joseph says:

    Why would food want a monkey?

  3. Murray says:

    In Soviet Russia, monkey food give you.

    • Lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D says:

      I think the sign writers actually intended for people to say “NO! IN SOVIET RUSSIA! YOU GIVE MONKEY FOOD!”

  4. Miguel Sanchez says:

    Who’s Lionel Hutz?

    • David C. says:

      If anybody knows where he is, please tell me. I’m his, uh, well, let’s just say we know each other on an anonymous basis. Doo doo doo doo doo, dee doo doo doo doo doo doo…

      • paws4thot says:

        From Wikipedia – “Lionel Hutz is a fomer recurring character from the animated television series The Simpsons. He was voiced by The late Phil Hartman, and his first appearance was in the season two episode “Bart Gets Hit by a Car”. Due to Hartman’s death, his final speaking role was in the episode “Realty Bites”. Hutz is a local lawyer in Springfield, albeit an incompetent one who is always desperate for cases, few of which he wins. Hutz is often depicted as being financially unsound, extremely poor and willing to do anything for cash.”

        • JohnB says:

          Sometimes when I ask questions, I’m not really asking questions. Especially when I’m not me.

          • paws4thot says:

            How do I know that you’re not you and not someone else though?

            In any event, it could have been a minor nesting fail, oh and I had to Wikipedia it, not being a Simpsons fan myself. I prefer King of the Hill and American Dad.

            • JohnB says:

              You can tell I’m not me by the name, although you should be able to tell I’m not someone else by this ugly yellow mug of an avatar. King of the Hill bores me. I’ve never watched American Dad. There’s so much TV, so little time!

        • bluejade says:

          S’alright! I wanted to know.

          • JohnB says:

            But if you’re not getting my jokes, you still don’t know enough! What, are there no “Simpsons” fans here??

            • blueJade says:

              I am television illiterate, and I like it that way. I think the Simpsons are fine, but I have never watched an episode.

              • JohnB says:

                It used to be that TV shows were what bound American culture together. Everybody watched “I Love Lucy” and “Gunsmoke.” Now, there’s nothing that everybody watches. The closest you get to a show everybody watches, around here at least, is “American Idol,” which I personally detest. As I’ve gotten older and more crotchety I tend to watch mostly documentaries, although if I feel like watching a “real TV show” almost any of the crime series will do. I admire people who don’t watch TV, actually, although I don’t think I could live that way myself. I’m too used to “being entertained.” As it was, the year we watched only network TV because we couldn’t afford cable seemed like a terrible deprivation to me!

                • bluejade says:

                  I think I may be peculiar but I have no desire to change. Music and computer soaks up any free time. If I want to see something specific, i challenge myself to find it on the internet.

                  • JohnB says:

                    Music and computer take up a much higher percentage of my time than they used to, and I often turn off the TV for music or computer or both. Of course, one can surf the net while half watching a TV show, and I do that often as well. As I must have commented here before, if people tell me I’m peculiar, I take it as a compliment.

  5. WhiteNoise says:

    Wait… the Thai on top says “don’t give food to the monkey”, but the English on the bottom says “give monkey to food”?

    • dr handle says:

      It’s a circular instruction. I think it’s been done on purpose – the person who wrote this sign gets lots of lols by hiding away, and watching the thai-speaking and english-speaking people argue with one another over what the correct course of action is. The arguments are rendered even more hilarious by the fact that they can’t understand each other.

    • meenchawit says:

      Are you Thai?, i bet you are not
      your correction is not correct.

  6. la conejita says:

    If I had food monkey with me at the moment, I would surely give a contribution. But for right now, I will have to say, no!

  7. Meowth says:

    No! You must give me the food monkey!

  8. Abe Simpson says:

    “Well, we lost the case, so here’s your free pizza.”

    “But Mr. Hutz, we won!”

    “That’s ok, the box is empty!”

  9. Bread says:

    “The title for this post is even funnier than the picture.”

    Damn straight.

  10. General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke says:

    Sounds like something the Sherrif of Rottingham would say…

  11. Cornholio says:

    I am (was) Cornholio !!

  12. Laqasito says:

    Best title ever.

  13. Blackflame says:

    No, money down!


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