
Spice sour soup
Craps soup
Eel soup
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Menu in Asian restaurant in Poland
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Spice sour soup
Craps soup
Eel soup
Submitted by: dunno source via Engrish Funny Submissions
Menu in Asian restaurant in Poland
meh ill roll the dice
The dice are ill? Oh noes!
No, they are eel.
And their attitude is sour.
Sour as a grue?
Um…no?
Is it horse-shoe crap w/side of pineapple?
Or is it soup you eat while playing Craps?
I think we’re talking more the effect than the ingredients.
It’s just as funny when I actually know what it’s supposed to mean or what the mistranslation/ typo is. I had been wondering about that.
Waiter! There’s snake eyes in my soup!
Quiet, or everybody will want them!
I’ll have what he’s having.
I’ll have what you’re having.
I’ll have whatever you’ve got that none of them are having!
You already are having whatever the two of us are having, remember?
Not any more!
Then I’ll have what you are having now. I am sure ShadowSplicer will also want some, so I’ll order two.
But I don’t have what I have now. And there was only one.
Then can we order something else?
You can order anything you like, but I can’t guarantee that’s what you’ll get!
Then I’ll just have what I’ll get.
And there is a successful attitude towards life in a nut shell!
and I’ll have a Samuel Addams
Ah, but will he have you?
I think most of us could, and even would, have several of them. I’d suggest that you don’t indulge though (beer).
Of course, the “Addams” surname, when spelled that way, is associated primarily with Charles, so I’d be very careful if I were you, too! Oh, and definitely avoid the Girl Scout Cookies.
[spaceballs]He ordered the special.[/spaceballs]
No good Sir, those are eel eyes!
Eel eyes coming, hide your heart, girl
Eel eyes coming, hide your heart, girl
No sir, that’s just diced potato.
hahahah polish menu
lolz
Yes, they definitely need to polish this menu.
The popular Special at the Poo de Poo!
Lucky sevens!
you idoit thats polish not taco bell americans are idiots
I think you are an idiot for saying that!
Well, the spelling and grammar he displayed in his post make it clear that he is one of the intellectual elite.
oh that’s not that bad, I’ve been in an asian restaurant in Poland, which menu instead of a “tomato soup” had “tomato ass” (in polish these words are similar). asians are so adoreable with all their misspellings.
poles are very proud wherever a word related to their country appears. that’s funny.
For a country that has been occupied by foreign powers for most of its history, one can understand a bit of pride whenever the Polish language or culture is validated. (And yes, I’m an American who is part Polish.)
Theirs only two possibilities on why it’s called “Craps Soup.”
1. It goes great with a pair of dice and some gambling
2. It doesn’t come out very well on the other end
Zupa z węgoża? Nie na ja pierdole!
Co za huje to wymyślają!
Prawdopodobnie te same “chuje”, które wymyśliły ortografię, stworzyły też zupę z “węgorza”…
God, sometimes i am ashamed of being polish…