Comments on: Or so help me, you’ll get such a beating

By: lolMiel

lolMiel — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:31:09 +0000

Bring on the Khaleeji! Nothing relaxes me like flipping my hair around until I collapse.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:52:28 +0000

Is that where the parents send their kids to learn to be hobos?

By: la conejita

la conejita — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:02:55 +0000

Ahh. I didn’t see that one. I did see the Master of One’s Domain one, but I didn’t remember if that had a sponge in it. I also did see the one where George’s mom is in the hospital and a nurse gives the other “hot” woman a sponge bath. Or was that in the same episode?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:47:46 +0000

*slap*

By: Athios

Athios — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:40:39 +0000

Or else, somebody gonna get hurt reeeal bad…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:19:53 +0000

I’d advise against setting up Dr. Handle’s Relaxation Spa and Rest Center.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:39:35 +0000

A hobo camp.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:36:46 +0000

So it is only a mansion during the week? What is it on the weekends?

By: lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:21:14 +0000

I KNOW!

By: Bran

Bran — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:31:31 +0000

Did this remind anyone else of the scene in Monsters Inc. Where they were putting on the fake musical. “You better put that thing right back where it came from or so help me!” *poses*

By: Bran

Bran — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:30:11 +0000

she really cannot up and down frequently. *nods*

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 03:19:04 +0000

Halo 3 is the best!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:20:36 +0000

Right, let’s see… I’ve got some Slayer, some Sepultura, some Motorhead of course, Verdi’s “Nabucco”, some Lustmord, the soundtrack to “Gladiator”, Khaleeji belly dance, a CD called ‘SS Landser Marches’, that’s got some catchy oompah tunes on it, “Panzer rollen in Afrika wor…” … oh, here’s some Icelandic nose flute music, I think that’s as close as we’re going to get. Don’t have any candles, but I can crack some cyalume sticks for you if you like.

By: theangrylittlebear

theangrylittlebear — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:16:05 +0000

I don’t know about anyone else, but, personally, I don’t much care for my personal hygiene products giving me orders.

By: K rizzle

K rizzle — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:00:40 +0000

OMG! I have one of these! I got it from a weekly mansion in toyko!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:17:20 +0000

Well, the backstory is that there was an episode in which the pharmaceutical company had ceased manufacturing Elaine’s favorite brand of contraceptive sponge, and she had only a few left. So in pondering whether to, uh, up and down with a man, she had to consider whether he was “sponge-worthy.”

By: JohnB

JohnB — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:11:21 +0000

For music to induce a state of tranquility, I’m partial to Native American flute.

By: Lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:03:42 +0000

OMG dont rub ME on him. (my name is Patrick)

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:40:04 +0000

Same here – although I seem to have picked up on the Master Of One’s Domain meme by osmosis.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:38:44 +0000

I draw the line at that whales humping music. You pick something nice. No Enya.

By: soup nazi

soup nazi — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:33:20 +0000

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:35:36 +0000

Sorry, no. I have seen several episodes, but not a big fan.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 17:13:30 +0000

Wow, that’s a great tip for family get-togethers!!

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:24:47 +0000

You can always use the Plan 9 reanimation ray to send them on their way. Out of sight, out of mind.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:38:23 +0000

Add some candles, incense, and soothing music, and you’ve got a deal.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:26:20 +0000

What about I hook the hose up to the warm water, and you can use the sponge with the body shampoo *while* you get the hose?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:51:37 +0000

I’m gathering you were not a “Seinfeld” fan.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:31:19 +0000

I was licking my fingers because the chicken I ate was finger-licking good.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:00:45 +0000

So you’d prefer Patrick?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:33:08 +0000

Well, I wouldn’t expect you to be using one when engaged in solitary activities, but I suppose there’s no such thing as secks that’s too safe. After all, you have admitted licking your fingers…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:30:14 +0000

That’s so jejune!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:16:05 +0000

Oh no! It’s Vash the Stampede!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:11:40 +0000

Thank you Droll and Dr. Handle for your suggestions. I am sure my party will be a killer.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:07:45 +0000

I am.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:26:39 +0000

Before using the sponge, however, be sure to ask yourself: Am I sponge-worthy?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:23:42 +0000

Can I see that hose again?

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 13:34:33 +0000

*Puts a smile on*

By: Kid Choronsom

Kid Choronsom — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:54:57 +0000

Japanese mistake “you had better…” for a good way to start polite suggestions all the time…good classic Engrish

By: Mew

Mew — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:20:20 +0000

Oh that? That was me.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:18:51 +0000

Mr Intestine did it, with the jejunum, in the peritoneal cavity.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:18:01 +0000

The idea is that you wrap them up in little party favour bags and hand them out as the guests are going home – you get the body you’re given, you don’t get to pick and choose, although you can always do swaps with another departing guest once both of you are out the front door.

By: coyoteman

coyoteman — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:57:30 +0000

The sponge cake is certainly a lie. It is filled with nothing but hot air.

By: ERTW

ERTW — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:57:19 +0000

and did you not dispose of it afterward? *gasp*

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:48:09 +0000

Ve haff vays of makink you vash!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:46:19 +0000

Keep it on ice. Someone is bound to do a re-make of Weekend at Bernie’s, eventually.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:43:11 +0000

*lawlin’ at lawlin’*

By: eman

eman — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:16:40 +0000

Oh, Lordy! I was caught off guard by this one and damned near squirted beer out my nose! lololol. The wording on the package and the title just go together perfectly–exactly as mommy dearest said it to me when I was little. hahahaha

By: dr handle

dr handle — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:16:05 +0000

When nobody was looking I used this sponge to wipe up a splash of conditioner from the floor of the shower. I feel really rebellious!

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:05:41 +0000

The cake is a lie.

By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:04:33 +0000

and it will constantly ask for money, living in your basement playing Halo 3 all day, no car, no job, broke.