Comments on: That’s illegal in some states

By: Ginger Snape

Ginger Snape — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 20:13:14 +0000

I dunno. Works for me!

By: Uvi

Uvi — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:35:36 +0000

What if he’s hungry and I look like dinner?

By: felipe1982

felipe1982 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:37:03 +0000

I don’t think this picture was taken in America. There are more countries in the world than the USA.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:52:48 +0000

I didn’t notice that my Copy Pasta is missing a comma that I would have put in…

By: lexan D

lexan D — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:47:47 +0000

♪ …Georgia on my mind….

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:10:21 +0000

*musical notes* Yes! We have no bananas. We have no bananas today. *how *old* am I, anyway?*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:08:33 +0000

Just fillin’ them spaces again. You know me…

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:07:33 +0000

In no way, shape, or form is this comment funny. All together now: Being a critic is easy. Being funny is not!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:01:38 +0000

Truckin’ got my chips cashed in
Keep truckin’ like the doodah man
Together, more or less in line
Just keep truckin’ on

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:43:14 +0000

Again with the trucking…

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:41:42 +0000

In no way, shape or form is this a productive comment!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:30:19 +0000

You are touchy today!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:28:52 +0000

Georgia Motors Trucking Association? What does that have to do with anything?

By: Meowth

Meowth — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:22:40 +0000

*Clink*

By: JohnB

JohnB — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:12:05 +0000

Sorry, but when you say, “…she becomes a wild animal needing loving,” my mind goes down that path to carnality! Not that I have anything against closeness, sharing, and intimacy in and of themselves…

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:21:12 +0000

How do you know that wasn’t caused by animals leaning against the sign while someone was loving them?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:15:42 +0000

Were you Down Here last summer?
It’s not hot right now where I live, but we had a record-breaking Spring heatwave last week. Now the forecast says rain and wind for a few days. We can’t count on consistency with the weather here.

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:59:19 +0000

Foreplay infers the path to carnality. I was thinking more of closeness, sharing, and intimacy, like enjoying each others body warmth on cold nights.

By: Queen o'Sarcasm

Queen o'Sarcasm — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:48:12 +0000

That’s something new.

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:22:55 +0000

If you are a thinking, feeling, person; there will be lots of things that will upset you that you can’t do much about. If you continue to cultivate anger as a response, you will be angry a lot… Anger will become a habit that feeds itself.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:52:24 +0000

Different strokes for different folks.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:38:29 +0000

He is pretty good with sharp instruments. If he wanted to shave my legs, I am sure he would do a pretty good job.

What I am saying is having him shave me, would not get me in the mood to make love. Maybe some women find that arousing, like your wife liked the grooming of hair(not found in the head). But I am just not into the shaving and grooming as part of foreplay.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:20:37 +0000

Huh?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:19:02 +0000

So he’s not to be trusted with sharp instruments?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:16:41 +0000

I get very touchy when I am mad about something that I can’t address. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:11:16 +0000

Uh, foot rub, yes. back scrub in a bubble bath, yes. Pouring me a glass of wine, yes. But I am not letting him shave my legs and underarms

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:49:36 +0000

And who says your anger needs to get out? I keep mine locked in the basement.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:26:05 +0000

I just get out all of my anger by *clonking* people!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:19:18 +0000

If that were true, we’d have lost you long ago.

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:53:24 +0000

If it’s a grammar FAIL, its Engrish. So SHADDAP!

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:50:37 +0000

I’m not a Fairy, I just don’t like bad puns!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:25:33 +0000

I’m not sure I’ve ever had a day when my brain worked properly…

By: bluejade

bluejade — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:20:58 +0000

Is it as hot as ever?
I found myself freezing bottles of green tea and and adding water to them as I sipped it down last summer. It was the only way I could stay conscious.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:04:52 +0000

Ah. Yes, I do recall that comment, now that you mention it. It’s been *one of those days* for me, when my brain is not working properly.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:52:59 +0000

Now we know who the “Song of Solomon” was really directed at!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:50:23 +0000

Paws4thot recently commented that he thought you were in Scotland, which apparently I found more amusing than you did, since I remember it.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:45:07 +0000

I’m not losing any sleep over who gets to say what first, but I do miss being there when the good threads happen. I don’t think it’s the time zone difference (I’m about 15 hrs ahead of where this site is based, depending on the time of year) so much as the fact that I don’t manage to get to the keyboard until most merkins are asleep.
I don’t get the Scotland remark- I know you know I live in Australia.

By: hasasenseofhumour

hasasenseofhumour — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:23:37 +0000

No, that page got “stained”, so they tore it out. It used to be in the Book of Solomon.

By: the cat

the cat — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:32:49 +0000

I like how they tried to erase the ‘S’ that was actually correct.

By: Mikey

Mikey — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:35:25 +0000

They probably have a really lenient policy on raising chickens too, http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/2009/11/12/don%e2%80%99t-cluck-with-my-heart-the-legality-of-keeping-chickens-as-pets/

By: lexan D

lexan D — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:38:08 +0000

♫ Wild thing you make my heart sing…

By: blueJade

blueJade — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:35:09 +0000

I think with our dog, it’s just co-dependency.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:32:33 +0000

I’m beginning to understand why you’re known as ” PoodleGroomer.”

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:29:46 +0000

He should enjoy grooming you, a foot rub, shaving the legs and underarms, a back scrub in a bubble bath and pouring you a glass of wine …

By: PoodleGroomer

PoodleGroomer — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:21:21 +0000

Human feces are the most malodorous of all. While humans are conducting business on the throne and hoping the fan keeps the wallpaper from peeling, the dog is wishing he could mark territory like that.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:34:14 +0000

If you ask most dogs, I suspect that they’d say that there’s no such thing as their human spending time with them. Otherwise, why do they follow you into the loo?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:31:30 +0000

Self-appointed apprentice, I’m afraid. Let’s hope it doesn’t end in tears; I mean, look at Anakin and Palpatine.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:30:44 +0000

I’m not in favour of eating endangered animals, because 1) they’re endangered, and 2) they tend to be quite small and you don’t get a lot of meat on them.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:02:46 +0000

Who died and made you Fairy?

By: ShadowSplicer

ShadowSplicer — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:40:42 +0000

…can somebody pass the mind bleach?