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Where is the dog-sh*t from ?
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners with get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere.
Remember to bring tools to clean dog-sh*ts while walking dogs
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Oh, snap!
Oh, crap!
According to “Waste Cleaning Act”, dog-owners will get NT $1,200 to $6,000 fine if they let their dogs sh*t anywhere- That’s a successful pickup line if ever I heard one!
Well, since it says that the owners will be fined this amount if they let the dog sh!t “anywhere,” picking it up would just constitute an admission of guilt. Sounds to me like the act would just encourage bioengineering a feces-free canine, or perhaps getting owners to train their dogs to crap and run at the same time!
I wish people in my town would get fined for it. There’s nothing more disgusting than the melting piles of dog poo in the spring, that I have to dodge on my bike
I take it you’ve never seen (insert picture from 4chan here), then.
Durrrr.
That dog looks big enough to create 2 WCA reportable incidents a day.
World Cube Association? WOW! Who’s a clever boy, then?
Aw, the World Cube Association is just full of squares.
He cheats at BOGGLE. Rrr, wurr, and wurrr are not 3 different words.
If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.
Wow. I’ve been wondering the same thing myself after looking at the bottom of my shoe.
It also says at the bottom, “Remember to bring tools to clean the dog-sh!ts while walking dogs.” I wonder what sort of tools you would use to make a dog turd clean and shiny.
As the saying goes, ‘you can’t polish a turd’…
Yes you can.
But you just end up with a shiny turd.
Are you speaking from experience? And if so, what was the context???
Mythbusters did an episode with this once, also one of my ex’s fathers tried this, wound up with a dung ball. Beetles would be proud.
Now we know why the work region forbids to walk with dog.
Yes, having the work-force milling around, wondering; “where does dog-sh!t come from?” would lower productivity.
The work-force knows where it comes from- Management!
But the work-force does not say this out loud, so as not to join the out-of-work-force.
Where I will soon be…
Seriously? (I have posted this question twice previously and both times it just disappeared!)
Yup. I’m self-employed and my business is eating it. I spend time on engrish so as not to think about. It will eat you up if you focus on the real world constantly.
Mistakes were made.
Sorry to hear that.
Unfortunately I do know what that is like, I would have preferred not to have experienced it.
Yes, it is very stressful in a weird sort of way.
Sorry to hear that also. But I have certainly been through my share of economic bad times, and have been unemployed for several months at a time more than once, and I’ve also counseled many, many people in financial distress, and I think in the end we find a way to get through it. And when we do, in the end I think we find ourselves knowing something or someone that we otherwise would have missed.
Awwwww…poor you! *Gives blueJade a cookie/some milk*
Answer: From the dog’s ass!
I try not to get my answers from asses of any kind.
Oops! I forgot who I was there for a minute…
Does the word ‘Funnir’ mean anything to you?
Yes actually, that’s the name of my stalking troll.
Have you seen him at all after that incident?
He has been out of site for a while. Please tell me it wasn’t you disguised as a troll and stalking me and tell me all that mean stuff.
I wouldn’t suspect it from JohnB, Droll not Troll, Meowth, BlueJade, Dr Handle, Lexan D or anybody else. But for some reason I can’t rule you out as a suspect.
I understand. I can be annoying at times, yes, but I would never be THAT bad!
Well sorry for suspecting of you. It’s just that the first time you intruduced yourself to me you quoted that stalking troll.
(intruduced? WTF?!)
And yes, I did post my first comment/quote because of ‘Funnir.’
AND NO I DON’T HATE YOU!
Introduced.
And why would you even quote him in the first place? Where you a fan of his work?
(Where?! WTFx2!)
No, I was not. I thought it was appropriate for the situation.
Were.
Sorry for my mistakes, I am trying to multitask. I’ve been very busy today at work.
NO NO NO!!!
Not me.
I would not do that!
I am offended you would even say something like that!
Remember that time you were stalking me, and going all identity thief all over the place? Yeah… I’m thinking about that…
It rolls downhill. One of the laws of the universe.
Until it hits the fan.
Well, there was a mummy dog sh!t and a daddy dog sh!t, and they were VERY MUCH IN LOVE (this is important) and they were MARRIED (this is even more important), and one night they went to be and had special cuddles, and a little while after that, they went out to the cabbage patch one morning and found a little baby dog sh!t there.
Either that, or next door’s retriever has dug under the fence and crapped in the veggie patch again.
Where does the sh!t stork come into the story? I like the imagery of the the long-legged bird flying over the neighborhood with a knotted plastic bag in its beak, looking for a place to drop a load.
I think he flew by my house a little while back.
One morning I had found that almost the entire half of the windshield was covered with one huge bird-poop splat.
Driver’s side, of course.
Somewhere, there is a set of bereft parents…
Some parents are bereft, but some parents are belight.
Eeek!
This seems to be getting to be a pattern in your life! I recall your recent problems with the starlings…
hmm…yes, I see.
Do you think it means something?
Other than that there are a lot of birds and trees around here.
So your parents never had the talk with you, you know, the one about the birds and the trees?
The birds and the trees?
Nope, don’t think so.
Which country is NT$ from?
Taiwan
Darn… I thought it was a movie poster at first. Was gonna head right down to Blockbuster…
at least they’re not making into jewellery like this lady who makes reindeer dung necklaces.