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I saw a chimpanzee on Oprah that did that very thing
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Because sometimes, ‘cutting the nose off to spite the face’ just won’t get the message across.
I’m confused. Is the price 50% off, or does the product remove 50% of my lips and eyes? They should label the product more carefully, I want my moneys’ worth.
I don’t think it matters, after removing your eyes you won’t know how much you are paying or getting back in change.
If it removes 50%, she’d still have one eye left.
Then we can put a patch over the other and have her ready for pirate day!
Yes, it’s me and Johnny Depp from now on. (I actually got to see part of the filming for the second one.)
LOL, 50% of both, anyways once you remove your eyes, they can say 100% too
Maybe it thins down your lips by 50%, and makes your eyes 50% smaller. Perhaps Messrs Steve Tyler and Mick Jagger could do with some of that?
OK, I’m ashamed, but I laughed at the title.
it’s okay, i laughed at the title too… hahahaha.. seriously, though, that woman’s face now is straight disturbing
Some laughs do have a component of guilty pleasure in them, and laughter can even be a way of coping with something that makes us nervous.
Yes, it looked to me like the chimp was going for 100%, not 50% off. That’s a pretty severe way to spend the rest of your life…
And the physical end of it, terrible though it is, may not be the worst part of it. I’ve worked with victims of severe physical trauma, and dealing with the resulting fears, the disabilities, and the total change in life circumstances demands enormous coping capacity.
Yes, I was thinking about that… commitment to being alive could certainly come into question at that point.
That attack happened in my state of CT. I can’t believe the owner actually treated the chimp like a human. Took showers and watched TV with it too!
And who knows what else . . . but then again you take what you can get right?
Mind if I share that state with you 50/50?
Living with animals other than the ones humans have been domesticating for millenia is risky, and living with any animal that is far stronger than a human is a really bad idea. (Chimpanzees, despite being smaller than humans, are MUCH stronger, if you didn’t know that.) Even cats and dogs, whom humans have been breeding for docility for ages, have to be treated with respect, for that matter, and even they can become dangerous for a lot of different reasons, although they usually don’t. But if I had to choose, I’d much rather have to take on a dog gone bad than a chimp gone bad.
I’ll take one. Oh, and do you sell any black eye patches, wooden legs, or iron hooks?
I think that blue bottle contains acid.
Is that why it keeps changing colors?
WHoa ! lookie at allofthe pertt y colleres!!
Calm down, man, keep it together!
Keep cool, or somebody’s gonna notice!
It’s hard to keep cool when the grass is smiling at me!
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Sounds like a bad trip.
People, people calm down! This is acid that will cause you to have a chemical burn. This is how they remove your eyes and lips. Please tell me no one took a sip.
*panic look*
UhhhHhhHH…,,.,…,.no…….,,…..,,,,not meee.,..,,.,….*whistle^
Oh, it’s just ordinary chemical acid that will burn your flesh, blind, and scar you for life. Phew, that’s a relief! I thought you were talking about something dangerous, like LSD.
Hypothetically, where would I go if I wanted to remove something more major, like an arm and a leg?
I suppose if you were a ghastly eldrich creature from demonic dimensions and you wanted to fit into contemporary society a little more closely, it might be useful.
Possibly, but what do you do about all of the tentacles?
Oow, well that’s just Great! How will I be able to tell you that I’m blind?
Opening your mouth and speaking?