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Dear guest, don’t carry dishes in the room!!!
The dishes are intended to consummation in a place of breakfast room after its comleting
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Sign in a Prague hotel.
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If you say so…
*Eats plate*
Mmmm….crunchy!
*Takes a bite of a cup*
Can I get some weird sauce with that?
You did noticed it says consummation and not consumption, right?
*Double take*
Oops…can I still eat it?
You already did.
I Can Has Seconds?
Only if you like sloppy seconds.
go consummate your seconds
You did noticed? <3
Wow! You sure noticed!
I don’t think you should point out flaws women make! That is an easy way to die!
But I’ll point out better usage for you.
Try these instead:
“…flaws women have…”
OR
“…Mistakes/errors women make…”
The flaws women make are called, “men.”
Yes, it is better to live fast and die hard.
Hey I replied yesterday and my post was deleted.
The site is acting up and somehow insterted that d where it didn’t belong.
Thanks, Jaked.
Oh seed whad I tell youd.
Like I said before, in Japan some men have a thing for pillows. I guess at this place they have a fetish with the dishes.
Yeah, but how are you supposed to consummation AFTER you comleting?
Where’s my copy of the Kama Sutra? The answer must be in there somewhere.
*reaches on top shelf, retrieves copy, dusts, and hands it to DNT*
There you go! Good luck finding that one!
We will have a training section for that. We will teach all of you the tricks for how to consummate after comleting.
Of course most of the content will be moderated anyways, but we’ll work with what we have.
The masochists like to have secks with chafing dishes.
Hot stuff!
Wow! I don’t know what this means, but it sure sounds dirty! I don’t know whether the action is supposed to take place in a guest room, or the breakfast room. Comleting? Is that something done with an omlette?
It’s Chef’s Special Omelette, with Chef’s Special Ingredient in it. Best not to ask for too many details.
I did, and he said it was weird sauce. I didn’t inquire further.
Dear customers, do not carry dishes in the rooms; you must levitate them via the power of The Force. After levitating your dishes, please join us in the dining room for morning secks activities – those who achieve climax will be served omelettes afterwards.
Good! An orgy in this site has been long over due.
It’s not necessary to beat the eggs during secks. Fertilising them is enough.
Enough to put the damper on an orgy! If you go, BYOC.
Ah, they have used three exclamation marks. Such an abuse of a fine punctuation mark. Sad, sad. *shakes head sadly*
Consummated food. Do not want.
You are what you eat!
Never too old to learn something new.
Truly a fine education is to be had by visiting this site.
I didn’t know that because I never have any small ones. I either didn’t get one or have a BIG one.
Some are bigger than others. But if you don’t get one, perhaps A— is not doing his job!
When I don’t get one, it’s because I am not in the mood and he is. So we just do a quickie.
When I am in the mood, A_ does a very good job and I get a pretty good O.