Otaru Cheese Chiffon
It is a delicious cake that used the cheese. It is soft and a good smell of the cheese does.
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The cheese is a lie!
CHEEZCAKE!
hey, what’s that smell?
Somebody cut the cheese!
It was the dog.
Oh noes! Who cut the dog?
This is a merkinism; “cut the cheese” means to, ahem, “pass gas.” At least, that’s what it meant about twenty years ago…
This site never fails to educate me. Yes, sometimes as I am educated I wonder if ignorance might be bliss, but it definitely educates me.
I knew that. I was playing with the rather ambiguous meaning in Lexan D’s reply. Play it over a couple of times and see if you think my comment applies.
Still processing… nope, I’m getting nowhere… you left me in the dust… Was it a cheese dog?
Cheeze LOG!
Somebody fartid, not me of course, and blamed the dog.
That was the obvious meaning, but I saw another one as well. I’m strange that way. It serves me right for understanding English sentence construction.
Did you mean “cut” the dog as in insulted the dog?
(Do I get an internet?)
He means “cut” as in “cut,” “to slice or puncture with a knife or other sharp object”!
Eeek!
You’re overthinking this. I took lexan D’s reply to bluejade’s comment to mean “It was the dog” (that cut the cheese), which is most likely what he meant. But I could also see an another meaning, “It was the dog” (that somebody cut).
It’s just my weird way of looking at things.
Dang… nobodies gets an internet…
Lexan D Skynyrd?
Oooh, that smell!
Can’t you smell that smell!
The poor cheese was used by the cake; not cool!
At least it is a delicious cake that used the cheese.
It is a superpower cheese exploiter.
The poor cake was used by the cheese. There is only cheese and crust. The cake is a lie and deceptive in its goodness.
Cheese and crust. Add eggs, make a quiche.
Decisions: bacon, ham, cheddar, and diced tomatoes, or sugar, cream cheese, peanut butter, and chocolate chips?
Either way will clog your arteries, Elvis!
Only if you fry it afterwards.
It is the shortenings and margarine made from hydrogenated oils that is responsible for a lot of the clogged arteries and I don’t use corn syrup unless it is required to react as a part of the cooking process.
Oh! Then let’s have both!
They should have used the rich cheese, with the Rich Vitamin.
Sounds like the people who made this cake may have been a little TOO careful in crispness.
“It is soft and a good smell of the cheese does.”‘
Does what? Don’t leave me hanging.
It does a lot better than a bad smell of the cheese does!
What constitutesa good smell of cheese in a cake is going to depend on what sort of cheese was used – for example, did they use marscapone, or gorgonzola? Cream cheese, or limburger?
Marscapone.
The existence of organized cream on the Red Planet.
Dreadful Hell Pun fairy doesn’t know whether to *clonk* you, or applaud that sensational effort.
That deserves several internets!
Here on earth, organized crime has taken over some of the formerly red parts of the planet.
See, if you’re just hanging, apparently you need some careful crispness.
maybe it’s talking about farting after eating cheese
I can say when I farted everyone usually cleared away <.<
You can have your cheese and cut it, too!
A good smell of the cheese does clear the room!
I can has cheesecake.
That is not a request.
Well you want to have your cake and eat it too.
No, first I want my cake, THEN I’ll eat it.
If I want more after that, I’ll get another cake.
And, of course…
Blessed are the cheesemakers.
And the Cheeseburgers.
Blessed are the cheezmakers, for I can has cheezburger.
Blessed are the beef producers, for I can has cheezburger.
Blessed are the bakers, for I can has cheezburger.
Blessed are the growers of lettuce, tomato, and onions, for I can
has cheezburger.
Blessed are the growers of cucumber, and the picklers thereof,
for I can has cheezburger.
Blessed are those that labor to make condiments, for I can has
cheezburger my way.
Cursed be this little town, since it is lunchtime and there’s nowhere
around here to get a decent cheezburger.
Woe is me! I can’t has cheezburger!!! *sob*
I feel your pain! Now I’m hungry!
Well, get you a cheezburger with extra mice!
You will? Thanks!
No, I advised you to. In this little town, I can’t even get a decent cheezburger, let alone with mouse topping.
What do you usually top a mouse with? I like Frank’s Red Hot, myself.
I like them in little top hats. They’re so cute!
What flavor are the top hats? I could see wrapping them in nori, maybe.
I’d think licorice would be a logical flavor for black top hats.
but if you don’t like licorice, I’ll eat my hat!
Licorice is a good flavor.
If it contains the natural flavor (which can be hard to find), it’s also good for loosening up congestion. But it’s generally a good idea for people with high blood pressure to stay away from natural licorice, since it can raise BP.
Yes, we do not want to get too many Battle Points when we have high blood pressure! I’m on blood pressure medication for my high blood pressure.
I have had slightly elevated hypertension in the past, but I don’t currently, so I do seek out natural licorice when I get good and congested. It seems to help.
I’m just a fat cat who needs to lose weight.
Thanks for the hint, John. My BP can be low at times, so I’ll buy some licorice to see if it has any effect. Maybe tomorrow when it’s not 100°F outside. High temperatures seem to make my BP even lower.
Real liquorice (as opposed to the dreadful plastic stuff) also contains a sequesterer of testosterone, so don’t eat too much of that stuff, fellas.
I can’t eve eat licorice!
Well, you better not be smoking, snorting, or shooting the stuff!
Top hats would suit mice, since they already have the tails.
Bah, my tail is better!
But what’s that on top of your head? It doesn’t look like a top hat!
It’s my charm!
*DELETE*
Thanks for the hint, John. My BP can be low at times, so I’ll buy some licorice to see if it has any effect. Maybe tomorrow when it’s not 100°F outside. High temperatures seem to make my BP even lower.
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(My video posted IMMEDIATELY! NO MODERATION REQUIRED!)
Again, I have to make allowances for the infirmities of your youth, but bragging that one has not had something happen to them that has happened to many other people is both socially inappropriate and is, karmically, just asking for trouble.
Want some Spam now?
Actually I cannot watch the video you posted right now, which is blocked on the state system I’m running through here at work. Many links are blocked (some for obvious reasons and some for God-knows-why) and we are not allowed to install software updates for media players and such (or any other software, for that matter!) on our state-owned machines. (I don’t actually work for the state, but I contract with an agency that contracts with an agency that contracts with the state, and I’m not making that up!) I’ll watch it at home. I have my own notebook PC here also, but without knowing whether the video is not playing due to a blocked link or an outdated media player, I usually won’t bother plugging it in. (In fact, I think it’s actually against the rules to plug our home PCs into the state system, since theoretically we could bring in a virus, but I am quite fastidious about keeping my machine virus-free.)
You will want Spam after watching this!
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This sign is one letter away from spelling Otaku. Which would mean that, if this signed said Otaku, well I’ll just let you finish the sentence..
Anime is getting really cheesy?