Comments on: Reminds me of my first boyfriend http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 22:12:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Hakencat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-88843 Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:42:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-88843 and squirty too!

]]> By: Lucy http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-75684 Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:38:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-75684 Thats just nice *claps*

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66933 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:20:01 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66933 I don’t know why nobody has figured out that what we really need is a mouse that fits the hand perfectly and has five buttons, one for each finger. It would take a while to get the hang of it, I’m sure, but think of the possibilities.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66300 Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:36:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66300 Well, yes, maybe. Or maybe he was a selfish self-obsessed egotistical pr!ck who thought the world owed him a living and derived some sort of perverted personal satisfaction from telling me constantly how much “bigger than average” it was. It wasn’t.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66290 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:35:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66290 Maybe he was secretly taking some enhancement pills. Maybe he was doing it to please you.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66287 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:30:00 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66287 He also used to measure his, ahem, yes, well, regularly. He was obsessed with it. I don’t know why – was he expecting it to grow? Anyway, stretching it out like that was cheating.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66081 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:00:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66081 Good. I find your comment very agreeable.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66080 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:59:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66080 Yes, we had a President like that for awhile!

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66004 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:07:47 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66004 The same, only with less calories.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-66000 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:53:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-66000 I agree.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65984 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:21:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65984 That might explain the racket going on in here.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65983 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:20:55 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65983 Oh, and he pulled THE most ridiculous faces whilst entertaining congress.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65913 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:24:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65913 Pffft! Apple and their “One Button Mouse!” Don’t they know more buttons are better?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65911 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:23:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65911 Nah, Apple is way too expensive, and Windows sucks. If I had enough time and motivation, I’d have switched to Linux a long time ago.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65899 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:44:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65899 I understand.
I really hope this doesn’t set off a Apple vs. PC debate/war. Most usually become mean-spirited and trollish.
My comment was intended to be casual.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65877 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:44:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65877 http://thereifixedit.com/2009/11/12/at-least-it-isnt-propping-open-windows/ I really think of Apple like this!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65868 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:33:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65868 I work in IT. I have a right to not like Microsoft.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65864 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:20:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65864 uh-oh, now I’m going to be associating Microsoft with the toilet tank picture.
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I’ve used both Macs and PC’s, like/dislike both for different reasons.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65860 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:09:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65860 More often not.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65855 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:03:54 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65855 With Microsoft sometimes they are and sometimes they are not.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65840 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:58:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65840 Only if they are careful in crispness.

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65838 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:53:31 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65838 Are they crispy?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65823 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:20:39 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65823 Microsoft Munchies?

]]> By: Muninn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65770 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:12:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65770 Like a laver lamp?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65752 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:33:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65752 Which of course is a source of chondroitin, a supplement taken by millions, although I prefer my glucosamine with MSM.

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65744 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 22:17:44 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65744 The shell is still on the shrimp.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65713 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:40:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65713 Then what is The Mineral Substance?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65620 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:48:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65620 Judging by the prices, I’d say the “Rich Vitamin” is probably Co-Q-10.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65530 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:13:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65530 Perhaps this is Rod Laver’s favorite.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65529 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:12:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65529 You’ve lost that laver feelin’,
Whoa, that laver feelin’,
You’ve lost that laver feelin’,
Now it’s gone, gone, gone,
Wooo-oh-oh-oooh.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65523 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:07:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65523 It is a weed from the Eating Sea?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65522 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:04:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65522 That’s what she said!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65520 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:04:16 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65520 After all.

]]> By: shanzza http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65508 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:28:25 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65508 Thanks slayer,

Indeed any self respecting Welshman (or Briton who cares) will know that Laver is a very popular eating sea weed and soup with it would be quite slippery. Yum

]]> By: Slayer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65507 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:02:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65507 laver is a type of edible seaweed

]]> By: Andriffic http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65501 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:28:05 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65501 This soup needs a little peanut sauce. You know, the warm sauce that tickles as it goes down. =P

]]> By: lexan D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65497 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:10:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65497 are you lovin’ that laver feeling?

]]> By: bluejade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65495 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:05:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65495 Laver light!

]]> By: tygrysica http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65486 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:47:58 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65486 sometimes i fav those not because of actual text, but because of the title.
teehee :D

]]> By: Muninn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65474 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:50:09 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65474 Laverbread!

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65452 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:50:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65452 Hey! Didn’t I just say no up and downing?

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65451 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:49:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65451 “The nutritional value is high” – well, yes, my first boyfriend did turn into a fat lazy slob, and I’m guessing that he would’ve represented an enormous calorific potential to any passing carnivore. Of course, that carnivore would probably have had to seek treatment for high cholesterol afterwards.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65432 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:55:48 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65432 After all man comes off.

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65425 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:42:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65425 so they go both ways?

]]> By: KinkyTom http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65424 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:41:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65424 and then carefully slips

]]> By: Billy Mays http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65400 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:24:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65400 YES, WHEN YOU CHOOSE THE HUNAN INSTINCT FORMULA.

]]> By: La conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65398 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:17:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65398 Does that come in celery and peanut cleaning flavor?

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65394 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:57:37 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65394 I am torn between wondering they mean “shrimp “lover” or the seaweed. I guess this way they cover both bases.

]]> By: blueJade http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65393 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:54:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65393 Well, yes. Since you ask.

]]> By: Billy Mays http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-tenderly-slippery/comment-page-1/#comment-65385 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:45:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15015#comment-65385 YES, FOLKS, I KNOW OXY-CLEAN WAS GOOD, BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT’S NO MATCH FOR THE CLEANING POWER OF SEAWEED WASH WITH SHRIMP!

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