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Shrimp Laver Soup
The Laver Feeling In The Mouth Tenderly Slippery tasty
The Nutritional Value Is High Including The Rich Vitamin
And The Mineral Substance
I always look out for slippery
Submitted by: J.M. Holland via Engrish Funny Submissions
Package found in Asian market in Savannah, GA.
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I laver breathless, that’s just what I do.
“The Laver Feeling In The Mouth Tenderly Slippery tasty”
That seems to be describing something else, that’s not soup. My guess is at this place, she does the cook.
Maybe, but she gets high with the nutritional value.
She gets high and then goes down?
Well, yes. Since you ask.
and then carefully slips
After all man comes off.
After all.
Hey! Didn’t I just say no up and downing?
That’s what she said!
Ha ha! There is a lot of Engrish on here, but “laver” is a genuine word for a particular type of seaweed
“Lave” also means to wash, but that doesn’t look like a cleaning preparation to me.
I am torn between wondering they mean “shrimp “lover” or the seaweed. I guess this way they cover both bases.
so they go both ways?
Laverbread!
Laver light!
Like a laver lamp?
The same, only with less calories.
Seaweed wash with a shrimp?
YES, FOLKS, I KNOW OXY-CLEAN WAS GOOD, BUT LET ME TELL YOU THAT’S NO MATCH FOR THE CLEANING POWER OF SEAWEED WASH WITH SHRIMP!
Does that come in celery and peanut cleaning flavor?
YES, WHEN YOU CHOOSE THE HUNAN INSTINCT FORMULA.
“The nutritional value is high” – well, yes, my first boyfriend did turn into a fat lazy slob, and I’m guessing that he would’ve represented an enormous calorific potential to any passing carnivore. Of course, that carnivore would probably have had to seek treatment for high cholesterol afterwards.
Oh, and he pulled THE most ridiculous faces whilst entertaining congress.
Yes, we had a President like that for awhile!
He also used to measure his, ahem, yes, well, regularly. He was obsessed with it. I don’t know why – was he expecting it to grow? Anyway, stretching it out like that was cheating.
Maybe he was secretly taking some enhancement pills. Maybe he was doing it to please you.
Well, yes, maybe. Or maybe he was a selfish self-obsessed egotistical pr!ck who thought the world owed him a living and derived some sort of perverted personal satisfaction from telling me constantly how much “bigger than average” it was. It wasn’t.
sometimes i fav those not because of actual text, but because of the title.
teehee
are you lovin’ that laver feeling?
You’ve lost that laver feelin’,
Whoa, that laver feelin’,
You’ve lost that laver feelin’,
Now it’s gone, gone, gone,
Wooo-oh-oh-oooh.
This soup needs a little peanut sauce. You know, the warm sauce that tickles as it goes down. =P
laver is a type of edible seaweed
Thanks slayer,
Indeed any self respecting Welshman (or Briton who cares) will know that Laver is a very popular eating sea weed and soup with it would be quite slippery. Yum
It is a weed from the Eating Sea?
Perhaps this is Rod Laver’s favorite.
That might explain the racket going on in here.
Judging by the prices, I’d say the “Rich Vitamin” is probably Co-Q-10.
Then what is The Mineral Substance?
The shell is still on the shrimp.
Which of course is a source of chondroitin, a supplement taken by millions, although I prefer my glucosamine with MSM.
Microsoft Munchies?
Are they crispy?
Only if they are careful in crispness.
With Microsoft sometimes they are and sometimes they are not.
More often not.
uh-oh, now I’m going to be associating Microsoft with the toilet tank picture.
.
.
.
I’ve used both Macs and PC’s, like/dislike both for different reasons.
I work in IT. I have a right to not like Microsoft.
I understand.
I really hope this doesn’t set off a Apple vs. PC debate/war. Most usually become mean-spirited and trollish.
My comment was intended to be casual.
Nah, Apple is way too expensive, and Windows sucks. If I had enough time and motivation, I’d have switched to Linux a long time ago.
I agree.
Good. I find your comment very agreeable.
http://thereifixedit.com/2009/11/12/at-least-it-isnt-propping-open-windows/ I really think of Apple like this!
Pffft! Apple and their “One Button Mouse!” Don’t they know more buttons are better?
I don’t know why nobody has figured out that what we really need is a mouse that fits the hand perfectly and has five buttons, one for each finger. It would take a while to get the hang of it, I’m sure, but think of the possibilities.
Thats just nice *claps*
and squirty too!