Comments on: I do love a happy ending http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/ Engrish is NOW! :) Thu, 09 Feb 2012 16:45:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: slav http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-82595 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:15:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-82595 This is in south slavic (Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Montenegrian – not on Macedonian and Slovenian).

West slavs do say “ruka” for hand, but work is not “rad” in WS languages, work in west slavs is “robota” (hence “robot”, from Karel Capek book, who was west slav).
West slavs live in slovakia, poland, czech, germany, litvania etc…

]]> By: Daisuke http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-75459 Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:39:46 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-75459 Hopefully this isn’t a trap set by Chris Hanson himself.

]]> By: S.A http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-75194 Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:55:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-75194 It is Serbian. By “free hand” they meant “free” from any tech usage, quite unusual. BTW, they got confused in a weird way because ručni rad LITERALLY translates as “handwork”….

]]> By: Roscoe http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-73269 Wed, 23 Dec 2009 11:54:20 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-73269 HAHAHA epic! This is in slavic btw and spells the same way in Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian (basicly the same language) and probably Slovakian and Polish aswell…

]]> By: Bentonn http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-70788 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:00:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-70788 hahahahh this made me LOL so hard xD!!

]]> By: daRONN http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-68897 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:48:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-68897 This is croatian and means handmade or handcraft. LMAO

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-67981 Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:14:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-67981 Unless they like that sort of thing…

]]> By: Rimmer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-67783 Sun, 29 Nov 2009 09:58:19 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-67783 It’s slovak, not serbian. But I don’t have any idea what they mean with “free”

]]> By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-67691 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:07:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-67691 Just dont make sure your child walks in the room at the time.

That would be G-R-O-S-S!

]]> By: lawlin' at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose; also the CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-67690 Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:05:24 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-67690 WOOPS!

I sea,
you sea,
we all pee,
in the sea.

]]> By: Lawlin at things noone else ever lawls at like the word moose ; Also, CEO of trolls on trial, we make you the FIRST one in court :D http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-67555 Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:11:53 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-67555 I sea,
You sea,
Will all scream,
In the sea.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66993 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:12:27 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66993 You do realize that many cats like being spanked, right? I think there is a Youtube Channel about it.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66992 Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:11:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66992 I’ve been wondering this for a while… What does the “Z” stand for?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66898 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:11:50 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66898 It would be to prevent you from gouging my eyes out, as you just threatened to do. I think I’ve got pretty solid self-defense grounds here.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66887 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:56:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66887 You are not my parent, thus it would be child abuse.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66886 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:42:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66886 Wouldn’t that be animal cruelty?

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66885 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:41:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66885 Not, it’s not. That is a common misconception, but ordinary corporal punishment is not considered abusive nor a crime.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66884 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:23:21 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66884 Not that I am a child or anything!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66883 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:22:52 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66883 That’s child abuse!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66880 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:19:23 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66880 Given that you are a “toothpick,” just try it and I will take you across my knee and spank you.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66876 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:08:15 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66876 Do you really want to get your eyes clawed out? Then stand back!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66875 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:07:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66875 Come on, guys, let’s not get catty here.

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66861 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:47:30 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66861 ZOMG! WE HAVE ALREADY GONE OVER THIS!!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66860 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:47:02 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66860 How long have you been here?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66854 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:43:10 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66854 I depose you! I’ve been here longer, so I stay the top cat!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66851 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:42:06 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66851 :P *clink*

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66848 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:39:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66848 No waiting allowed! I already am the top cat!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66847 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:38:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66847 8O *Clonk*

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66842 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:36:49 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66842 But then they always whine too much.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66840 Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:36:13 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66840 I will be top cat around here! Just you wait!

]]> By: Kat http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66612 Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:56:41 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66612 hahahahahahahahaha

]]> By: NAN http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66595 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 23:31:12 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66595 LMAO! This is in Croatian – this just made my day! HAHAHAHA!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66182 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:43:36 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66182 I didn’t mean it as a rivalry statement! I meant that to all non cats!

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66179 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:36:18 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66179 Getting squished up in a book can make graypes VERY angry.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66178 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:35:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66178 You might not want his daze.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66141 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:50:07 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66141 You are my rival, then. I will have your days yet!

]]> By: ShadowSplicer http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66093 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:13:28 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66093 Ha! Thanks Meowth! You got what I was making a reference to!

All your days are belong to us! Every day is Caturday! And every single cheezburger is ours!

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66082 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:02:03 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66082 Reality can beg all it wants. I’m not giving it my days.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-66078 Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:57:40 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-66078 Let’s let reality beg all it wants.

]]> By: JohnB http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65989 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:31:17 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65989 Yes, cats always believe that. Reality begs to differ.

]]> By: dr handle http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65986 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:25:35 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65986 That much is true – to a cat, every day is Caturday.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65934 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:03:59 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65934 I see.

]]> By: la conejita http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65929 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:52:14 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65929 Well that’s exactly what we are talking about. If this is the free hand job, there must be lots of C0cks laying around on the floor. If you put your foot down you are surely going to step on one. Therefore water will come out like John said and the person who’s c0ck is being stepped on will cry, like I said.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65914 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:25:43 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65914 Mind over matter. I don’t mind, so it doesn’t matter.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65824 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:21:56 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65824 Why? Do they need to learn Engrish to work there?

]]> By: Serb http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65809 Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:20:26 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65809 You are correct! But the phrase is “ali mozda nisam u pravu”. What you wrote means “but maybe i didn’t in the right one”. This was mostly likely translated like this on purpose, serbs often make english-serbian puns for their own enjoyment

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65718 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:51:22 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65718 At the basement nudist colony?

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65716 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:47:08 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65716 You are a little off there, John. Every cat has every day. All your days are belong to us.

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65715 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:44:57 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65715 I was referring to the grapes in the book, actually. Although, if I remember correctly, there weren’t all that many of them, and they weren’t all that angry if there were…

]]> By: Meowth http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/2009/11/16/engrish-hand-job-2/comment-page-1/#comment-65714 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:41:45 +0000 http://engrishfunny.com/?p=15080#comment-65714 I thought so, too, but that is just silly.

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