Comments on: Punjab you say? I was dubious until that moment.

By: the Arbitor

the Arbitor — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:49:46 +0000

lol there are so many mispelled english signs like that in punjab >________<

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:46:19 +0000

AC/DC?

By: JohnB

JohnB — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:26:44 +0000

Well, I’ve got Big Ones. How about you?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:08:36 +0000

Get A Grip, you two.

By: Meowth

Meowth — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:58:28 +0000

I’ll have the Chicken Hot, with a side of Sarce Soup. And get me a Daveburger while you’re at it!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:08:51 +0000

Probably Pump-action.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:07:28 +0000

Don’t you hummus that tune again!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:04:35 +0000

Well, they not only serve lam, but also od, atfish, and perh. But no c-food.

By: MRNot

MRNot — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 14:58:48 +0000

Ooh! Nice @ss!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:59:07 +0000

You lost me there. I don’t know of a shellfish called lam. If you made a typo, the 2 possibilities I can see are:
1. You’re claiming to be a shellfish
2. They serve shellfish at 1 am.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:48:35 +0000

Don’t ask too many questions. I heard Chanie’s Got a Gun!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:40:54 +0000

Since the sign mentions Punjab, it may be Chaney Korma!

By: JohnB

JohnB — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:38:32 +0000

Actually, I believe they have shellfish, like lam, on the menu.

By: rcm

rcm — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:41:04 +0000

Ya srsly though, is that first word supposed to be “Chinese”?

By: rcm

rcm — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:38:06 +0000

NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: rcm

rcm — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:36:28 +0000

Confucius say: better to sleep with than old hen than pullet.

By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke

General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:49:02 +0000

I expected you!

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:44:26 +0000

How do you know? Did you make a quick trip to India to chick it out?

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 21:43:49 +0000

NOBODY expects the Spanish Dreadful Pun Hell fairy!

Except purveyors of hot and sarce soup, apparently.

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:33:32 +0000

Chanie is the owner of the chicken that provides the soup. Not sure if the soup is made from the chicken, or if the chicken makes the soup.
Hope this helps!

By: Queen o'sarcasm

Queen o'sarcasm — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:10:53 +0000

who’s Chanie?

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:40:30 +0000

REALLY tastes like Lexus!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:39:02 +0000

Let’s hope there’s not enough to go around!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:37:09 +0000

It’s not very thick. You could drink it from a beaker.

By: Man-Shark

Man-Shark — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:30:17 +0000

SARS soup??

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:56:16 +0000

Could be a mis-spelling of hot and farce soup, where the joke is on you because the soup is actually made from a rubber chicken.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:55:14 +0000

It tastes like Lexus.

By: dr handle

dr handle — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:54:51 +0000

The soup is probably cheep, though.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:40:08 +0000

Looking at the state of that cart, I hope it belongs to a street cleaner, and not a restaurant!

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:36:52 +0000

This eatery doesn’t serve c-food.

By: Droll not Troll

Droll not Troll — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 05:35:07 +0000

At least that cart has handles, so you can push it or pullet.

By: Deekay723

Deekay723 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:12:59 +0000

I gotta say, this one is a fascinating example of “Engrish” – it was written by someone who understands English spelling conventions and oddities (note that it uses “ce” for an “s” sound and “ies” for “eez”), but who doesn’t know what the actual words ARE (hence recreating words phonetically and getting some phoneme bleed between them).

Er… I mean… lulz. Yeah. That is all.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:58:51 +0000

Sarce is very scarce.

By: JohnB

JohnB — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 03:57:56 +0000

You misspelled it. It’s f-a-r-t.

By: Giz Gunnar

Giz Gunnar — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 22:30:55 +0000

My wife and I used to go to a small Italian restaurant that served a red meat ‘sarce’ on all of their dishes. It was very good!

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:04:14 +0000

I bet they deliver, they have wheels on that thing.

By: la conejita

la conejita — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:03:20 +0000

It tastes hot and sarce.

By: KinkyTom

KinkyTom — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:48:33 +0000

what a fowl predicament this is

By: blueJade

blueJade — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:10:43 +0000

Neither; it’s a jab at puns. They were expecting us…

By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke

General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:17:14 +0000

Hot and Sarce soup? Never hoid of it… What does it taste like?

By: General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke

General Lord Saber of the Ongoing Joke — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:15:54 +0000

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By: SSMB

SSMB — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:23:36 +0000

Punjab, eh? I’m intrigued, but are we talking South of Ludhiana or North of Jalandhar?

By: Rader

Rader — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 12:19:28 +0000

Firt!